Chapter 9 - I'm on my way...

Title: I'm on my way to turning into a flying screaming blond hair dyeing, alien.

Do know what I suddenly realised, I realised that the normal clone Jutsu, the one where you create an incorporeal clone, is one of the most underutilised Jutsu. If you are wondering why that thought came up it's very simple after my constant messing with the Anbu and they finally stop 'protecting' me one of the first techniques I learned was the Afterimage Technique (残像拳 Zanzōken, lit. "Afterimage Fist"), from dragon ball, is an ability to move so swiftly that an image of the user is left behind just in case they were able to use skilled enough Shinobi that we're able to slip past my several enemies detecting ways I'd rather use something I can afford to be stolen than something I'd rather not have my opponents learn which is why after I almost instantly learned it that previous thought jumped into my head just imagine if your opponent interchangeably used the different clone Jutsus that exist even if he only uses the shadow clones and the normal clones, the incorporeal ones, you wouldn't know what to attack and what not to attack because if he just mingles them in with the shadow clones and you attack it, you would be open to various attacks in return. To put this in context imagine I'm fighting Gara during the Chunin exams and let's say I create 10 Shadow clone, the ones with actual physical bodies, and each shadow clone and I create 5 normal clones, the incorporeal ones, that would mean there is about 56 Narutos or 55 Narutos(depending on whether the original joins or not) the entire stage full, now if 1/5 started using the assassination technique that Killua Zoldyck used against Netero the 'rhythm echo', the best part only one shadow clone would be required, and 2/5 ran up the side of the walls and positioned themselves over the entire arena and stared using Zetsu and every now and again threw kunai or shuriken and used the Shuriken Shadow Clone Technique and the remaining 2/5 run around and towards Gara whilst using the Afterimage Technique Gara would not be able to attack me because I can seamlessly join them or remain in Zetsu for the entirety of the needed time for me to prepare a plan or strategy or gather the required chakra for a Jutsu that is able to pierce his sand and that's if I even had chakra below the average Chunin and not chakra equal or surrpassing Kage level Shinobi like most Jinchūriki have.

The best part is because I have seen several 'masters' 'fight' in my previous life I can make each Naruto that attacks the opponent use different martial arts and the interesting thing is the normal clone Jutsu doesn't use a lot of Chakra so several incorporeal clones can rush said opponent and the normal Chunin wouldn't even be winded.

But I have digressed quite a bit from the initial point I was trying to make, the basic 3 are a lot stronger than sometimes portrayed in the series or given credit for although I suppose most things in life are like that where the basics are underestimated or even neglected altogether.

An interesting piece of news that has come to my attention though apparently, the civilians believe me to be a mentally challenged child because of my extremally fast growth and my suicidal/stupid action that 'I' did on a regular basis, namely the 'fun' I had with the Anbu that were following me. Now the question is do I let them continue there mistaken assumption of me or do I correct them as soon as possible or maybe I should make them 'fear' me, to be honest, I kinda want to be feared far and wide and be given a cool nickname but for a child of two years old, even though he looks nothing like a two-year-old, it's a bit too much to ask to be feared unless I do something that makes there skin crawl so much that even looking in my general direction would make them run in fear or avoid any contact of any sort whether it be eye or even skin contact, maybe I should ask for a crack at the Kumogakure Anbu after I stop the attempt of kidnapping Hinata but making sure he survives and then if they give me permission for whatever reason I reenact the torture scene from Tokyo Ghoul but instead of him regenerating on his own I will simply heal him with medical Ninjutsu, yes, that could work and if anyone what I'm gonna do with the severed fingers and Toes I could look at them like they just asked the stupidist question imaginable and quite bluntly tell them that I will eat them, for example before the torture starts I can tell him that he is here because he lied or because refused to cooparate and that I don't care about information, I simply like torturing people and that until I have had my fun there is no leaving and just give him a kind gentle smile and tell him if he wants his sanity to stay with him for as long as possible he should count backwards by sevens from one thousand, but if I did that I wonder if by the time we would have to give him back to Kumogakure if he would have already snapped, even if he did tough, it would simply reinforce there 'fear' of me after all a child almost three years of age made a grown man, not to mention a Shinobi, not mention an Anbu snap, I wonder what the nicknames they would give me be? Looking past that tangent though having them fear me might lead to unwanted and/or negative effects that could be unwelcome to say the least, if you are wondering what I mean or could possibly mean it's quite simple you see, the d*ckwad that is Hiashi Hyūga might bring sweet innocent Hinata to the "interrogation(torture)" of the Kumogakure Anbu and she could end up as a Yandere if not worse, don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with being or liking a Yandere it's just not for me.