Title: You thought it was a title but it's I, DIO!!!
Naruto: "Welcome back, you dozed off there for a second, just hang on a second and I will administer the dose but before that what number have you reached?"
One-eyed: "Nine h, h, h, h, h, hundred and twenty-three, e, e, e, e"
Naruto: "Thanks I suppose it's about time I up the dosage again after all 80mg does nothing any more but you should be careful I can only increase the dosage once more after all most people can barely be allowed 80mg, I've forgotten how many times have you started over, 10, 100, 110?"
One-eyed: "182, Nine hundred and sixteen."
Naruto: "Oh I forgot to mention, that you will be released today aren't you glad you will go back to normal interrogations after today, oh, by the way, I thought I'd brag a little before we say goodbye (whilst pointing at the oxycodone) this is my own special concoction." I suppose for him the time in here was a lot longer than others thought it would be after all in the outside it's only been about a week but at the end of each day I put him in my illusion cast by my Evil Eye, I continue the torture there so he probably isn't aware of exactly how much time has passed anymore especially because I add time dilations each time with varying degrees of dilation each time.
Ibiki: "Kid, it's about time you finish up I brought a medic-nin along to check off on his condition, a Kumo-nin, to be precise and the Raikage along with his attendants are here and expect you to explain the situation, again, whilst being monitored under there best Medical-nin's observation."
Naruto: "He was on the verge of breaking down after all he is currently on 783, oh well I suppose I can't always get my way, just let me quickly heal him of his injuries."
After I finish healing him someone who looks to be C in his early teens, around 13 I suppose, walks and stands next to me and asks. C: "are you done?" and proceeds to be what would be the equivalent of a diagnostic test.
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Hiruzen: "So as you heard from Naruto over here whilst having your best/most trusted medic-nin checking whether he is lying during it, you now understand that, although it might not have been under your orders there is no doubt that one of your ninjas tried to abduct one of the children from the Hyūga clan and got stopped and captured, and now that he has not yet revealed anything of importance regarding this event after strenuous interrogation from us you can get him back in exchange for the prediscussed benefits do you agree, Raikage?"
Hiruzen: "Of course not, let's hope for the betterment of the Shinobi World through our peace and strong future generation."
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(Hiruzen pov:)
After Ibiki gave me his report on the 'interrogation' and his opinion on this matter and not to mention all the countless information that the Anbu gave out once his dosage was lowered, it's surprising that there might be a traitor in our midst and that thanks to the 'interrogation' of a child the age of three his tail was exposed. Not to mention that he had an Anbu someone who is trained to be able to take pain begging him to give him pain-relieving medicine, through the eye no less. This kid might not be as easy to control as I suspected in the beginning, not to mention that instead of fearing him the Anbu saw him as some sort of messiah each time he was given the medicine, this kid is a lot scarier than I thought at first, if he can make someone he is torturing see him as some sort of saviour.
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(Naruto pov:)
To freak people out I turned the bones of One-eyed that I still had into chess pieces just so I can play a bit of chess but there were a lot more bones leftover after I created all the chess pieces and the board that I was kind of lost on what to do with the remainder so I turned it into a flower pot, if you are curious as a subtle joke I planted a red spider lily in the flower pot and the spider lily was turned from a fake flower into a red spider lily.