"Don't shoot, don't shoot!"
"Oh, I'm not afraid."
"Are you drunk? What if the teacher sees it in the post bar? "
The strange atmosphere of class 7 attracted some students from other classes who went to the bathroom.
So someone came to find out by going to the bathroom.
"Sleeping trough?"
"Ho ho..."
When they saw that the wine and meat of Zhumen in class 7 smelled, they were both envious and jealous.
Someone looked at the door, took out his mobile phone and took photos.
"Stop shooting."
Zhou Jia didn't drink. She only ate some vegetables from her deskmate.
Seeing someone shooting, she took the initiative to close the front door.
"Sister Jia escort, I'll give you a toast to sister Jia!"
As soon as I heard this, I knew that Liu Wei was making fun of me.
"Why not someone Liu?"
"Not as domineering as Wei!"
Liu Wei seems to be drinking hi. Lin Xiaoxian looks like a sketch and can't close his mouth.
He was gnawing at chicken feet with gloves.
Su Yuan is also with him.
"You're wasting. You don't eat in the middle."
"I don't like the soles, skins and toes."
Su Yuan felt strange and stared at him angrily:
"Chicken claws are claws. What you said is disgusting."
What kind of skin and toes? He said he had no appetite.
Lin Xiaoxian grabbed a mushroom from someone else and put it on Su Yuan's lips:
"Sorry, it's colloquial. I beg the literary and artistic young woman to forgive me."
"You are Wenqing."
These days, the word Wenqing always makes people feel a little ironic.
Where is Su Yuan? Writing a composition is better than Lin Xiaoxian's tactful and hypocritical.
She opened her mouth and bit half.
"Su Yuan, you are too delicate!"
Lin Xiaoxian took another one.
"Come on, it's cool at one breath!"
"Oh, you... Don't feed. Someone is watching... I move myself."
Su Yuan is angry and funny. Such feeding always seems a little intimate. Ma Weiwei behind her is poking her in a strange way.
Eat it in one breath.
It's quite delicious, with halogen fragrance everywhere.
The classic Sichuan style spicy brine style, the more you eat, the more enjoyable you will be.
Su Yuan ate two or three more, and the tip of his tongue was a little spicy.
"Water, water, water!"
She gave Lin Xiaoxian the cup and asked him to pick up the water in front.
Lin Xiaoxian was too lazy to run and poured the remaining half a can of beer into Su Yuan's cup.
"I don't drink..."
"Don't drink much or not? Or alcohol allergy? "
"I don't drink much."
Lin Xiaoxian shrugged his shoulders and stood up like Bai zhantang in the biography of Wulin:
"Then why not? Is there any difference between half a can of beer and water? "
Lin Xiaoxian himself opened another listen.
Anyway, it's more than on the list.
In addition, some people didn't drink, so it's about ten more.
Gudong, Gudong
"Hiss -"
Fortunately, it was taken out of the freezer, otherwise it wouldn't be so refreshing.
Lin Xiaoxian found that beer had to be cold to drink, whether it was hot or cold.
I don't know if it's the same in the north.
Gudong, Gudong
[1000 cups do not pour: Lv. 2 (010)]
Oh
Lin Xiaoxian thought, no wonder he almost felt.
It turned out that this unpopular skill was upgraded and turned on by default. It lacked some alcohol stimulation when drinking.
After you turn off using this skill, the taste is right.
"Stick tiger chicken!"
"Stick tiger chicken!"
The extra wine was divided up by Lin Xiaoxian and several good Samaritans. In the corner, Liu Wei and others even began to fight.
"Stop it!"
"Keep your voice down..."
"Fight again!"
Someone was doing a problem and complained twice. The voice went down, but the enthusiasm did not decrease.
A whole class, class seven is like a party.
In the second class, as soon as the chemistry teacher came into the classroom, his originally lovely facial features were wrinkled into a ball.
"What's the smell of your class..."
"Nothing..."
Everyone either doesn't speak or has a consistent tone.
"Yes, nothing... Burp ~"
Even if someone sits in the first row and hiccups, his face doesn't change and his heart doesn't jump.
At the same time, those who still had beer cans on the table immediately took them away from the garbage baskets in the last corner of the row.
Poor Liu Wei sat next to the garbage basket and was hit by a pile of three-point balls.
"What?"
Mr. Wang became suspicious and looked over, just as another can crossed a beautiful arc.
She walked over, lifted a few white papers hastily covered on the garbage basket, and was shocked to see a lot of beer cans.
And a pile of gnawing bones.
"What's going on?"
"Teacher, the so-called one will succeed and ten thousand bones wither. These bones are actually..."
"Don't avoid the important, I said these wines..."
Miss Wang knows what the smell is in the classroom.
Because of her professional habits, at first she thought someone had overturned the alcohol lamp.
"Oh, Lin Xiaoxian's birthday today. The students drank some."
This is Liu Wei's answer after calm analysis.
Lin Xiaoxian is, after all, the little red man in the teacher's heart, or a rare breed of prodigal son turning back.
If he has something to carry, it must be stable.
"You... You really play..."
Mr. Wang was not angry.
After a shake in the corners of his mouth, he smiled. I don't know whether he was helpless or speechless.
The students who had some suspensions in their hearts immediately laughed together.
"The boric acid problem I talked about last time is a little wrong. Correct it here and take out the paper..."
The evening self-study was on the right track. People sitting on the side opened the windows one after another to spread the smell.
Everything was as usual, but it was obviously brought to the teacher's office by Wang Xinyi as gossip.
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In the morning reading the next day, as soon as Du Tianjun entered the door, he hehe:
"You can, huh? I heard that there was a wine pool and meat forest last night? "
No one cheered him.
Because everyone is sleepy in the morning.
Especially those who can't afford to drink. After they got up last night, they especially need sleep.
Maybe it's to cheer everyone up.
In the Chinese class after early reading, Du Tianjun held a pile of papers.
"Do it again..."
"What? Test? "
"Alas..."
When the paper is handed out, it can be judged from the smell of paper and fresh ink. It is produced by the school's print shop.
All such papers, that is, Du Tianjun or the grade Chinese group independently worked out the questions.
"Is there anything you haven't got?"
"Here!"
"How many are missing?"
"Four."
"So much..."
Du Tianjun pointed to the nearest Li Chi with his finger: "go to class 5 and ask if there are many."
The only common subject of Arts and Sciences in the college entrance examination is Chinese.
In senior two, Du Tianjun taught four classes of Chinese at the same time, including five classes and six classes of liberal arts and seven classes and eight classes of science.
So when he handed out the papers, he also came from the office and handed them out along the way.
Hearing that Zhao Mengjie was asked to go to class 5, Li Chi nodded and bowed down and ran out.
"Why not, the first runner..."
Du Tianjun made a vicious remark, and then a girl from class 5 took the initiative to come to the door:
"Miss Du, there are four more papers in our class."
"Oh, then you let Li Chi come back."
"Who is Li Chi?"
"The one who just ran to your class."
"Oh."
The girl who came here is very eye-catching because she openly violates the school rules and has brown hair.
Lin Xiaoxian vaguely remembers this man.
It seems to be the one who was scolded by mieba at the back door yesterday.
"Lin Xiaoxian, do you know the one just now?"
"No, I just think the liberal arts class is so open. You can dye your hair."
......
Li Chi came back and handed out all the papers. Someone immediately raised his hand and asked:
"Teacher, how often do you hand in your papers?"
"If you don't, do it yourself and talk about it."
That's okay. It's not a test.
Du Tianjun said and left the classroom. Many people were awake and began to relish last night's "party" with great interest.
"No, I'm addicted to duck skull."
"Then go shopping this afternoon."
"I'm addicted, too. Asahi is really much better than snowflakes."
"Drunkard, climb for me!"
While chattering gradually, Du Tianjun, who had just left, suddenly leaned against the door:
"What are you talking about? I'm listless in the morning. I'll call you to work hard now. "
"When you come, don't waste your spirit and do a good job!"
Roared two words, Du Tianjun left again.
Before leaving, he asked Gu Xiaoyan and Su Yuan: "monitor, class representative, you two help me watch, write down the cheeky name, and I'll have a meeting."
Some people can't help thinking about BB two sentences.
Because Du Tianjun's meeting must be the second monthly examination summary meeting.
The top priority after the meeting is undoubtedly to change seats.