Chapter 62

It's sunny today. After PE class, Ma Weiwei brought Chen Ming water back to the classroom with the wrong one.

"There's so much difference between fruit orange and yogurt. Can you hear it wrong?"

"Don't be like a complaining woman. What water is not water."

"Ma Weiwei, remember it for me!"

"Remember, just remember."

The most irritating thing is that what Ma Weiwei bought herself is fruit orange.

So did Su Yuan.

For everyone else.

Only bring Chen Ming a box of yogurt.

It's still strawberry!

Mouth area!

Chen Ming has been depressed in class:

"Brother Xian, let me ask you a question. You absolutely don't know."

"Find sister Jia if you have a problem."

"No, sister Jia doesn't know about this problem."

Sister Jia was not convinced. She raised her shawl back and said quietly, "what's the problem?"

"Why are strawberries so delicious and strawberry flavored things so bad?"

“......”

Zhou Jia was silent.

Chen Ming smiled: "hehe, study committee member, slap in the face?"

Zhou Jia didn't speak, thought for a few seconds, and then looked at Lin Xiaoxian with some hesitation in her eyes.

Lin Xiaoxian bowed his head and leaned over. Zhou Jia was still far away like a conditioned reflex.

It's just not as wide as it used to be.

"What? Off site help? "

"Well..."

What's dad's famous saying in Jackie Chan's adventures.

[defeat magic with magic]

Similarly, Lin Xiaoxian sighed: "we still have to use learning to defeat the learning committee members..."

"I was not defeated. This problem has nothing to do with learning."

"No, no!"

"Why not?"

"This problem seems to be a psychological effect, but it is actually a chemical problem."

"OK, you say."

Zhou Jia looked at Lin Xiaoxian's confidence and wanted to see what answer he could give.

"It's very simple. Strawberries are delicious. It depends on the pulp itself and the natural fruit aroma to create a sense of hierarchy."

"Strawberry flavored processed food is the domestication of human taste buds by chemical additives."

"So if you think strawberry food tastes bad, it means that your taste buds have not been domesticated by chemical processing, which is a good thing."

Zhou Jia was speechless after listening.

What is the difference between essence and nature?

Thanks to his ability to say so much and domesticate, literate

The ability to expand sentences is really strong. It's the boy who gets full marks in the Chinese test.

"Sister Jia, do you understand?"

"I see. Let's see how much you can do in the chemistry quiz today."

"I'm going to get 70 points."

Zhou Jia doesn't believe it, but Lin Xiaoxian is serious.

[learning: Lv. 8 (320500)]

Now at this skill level, Lin Xiaoxian thinks more about how to not test too high.

Not only the quiz, but also the next midterm and monthly exams.

Results, ah, to a long stream.

Lin Xiaoxian took the exam too hard last time. In the future, he should leave enough "rising space" for himself.

Otherwise, it will be treated specially by the teacher.

I remember when I was in primary school, I got a double score at the beginning, then 99, and then 97.

Although he is among the best, my aunt will still question and criticize whether he is proud.

Those who failed at the beginning, and then 60, 70 and 80, will always be encouraged and praised.

Lin Xiaoxian doesn't want to make the teachers' psychological expectations too big.

A little rise is the standard of normal people.

The so-called go all out, just break out when you really need it.

......

After class, Chen Ming was disgusted by the taste of strawberry and sour milk.

He didn't have a water cup, so he borrowed a pulsating bottle from Lin Xiaoxian and rushed to the water dispenser.

"I drank it."

"I don't mind."

"Can you tear open the yogurt box?"

"Keep it and step on it."

Stepping on the drink box is a strange folk sport.

It is better to step on the explosion for the purpose and take the sound size as the evaluation standard.

From a technical point of view, the class is divided into two groups.

One is inflatable.

After drinking, pinch open the four corners of the beverage box, step on it bit by bit, step into the air from the straw hole, and then open the big foot until the box expands to a certain extent.

The other faction is the explosive faction.

After drinking, also open the four corners, and then use your mouth to blow the air in from the straw, throw it underground, and quickly, accurately and ruthlessly.

Boom!

If a girl screams after the blasting is successful, it is the best.

But be careful, be sure to drink it clean.

Otherwise, the residual liquid in the beverage box will spray everywhere, which will be annoying.

Chen Ming holds Lin Xiaoxian's pulsating bottle and rushes to the water dispenser in front of the podium. However, he finds that Li Chi has improperly connected all the water.

"Li Chi, how many bottles do you want to put in?"

"You care about me? I won't pay back the water bill? "

Li Chi keeps several plastic bottles under his desk all year round.

The water connection is generally full.

Back to this is a joke, mainly because I'm too lazy to run after class, too lazy to queue up, and save a few more bottles to drink for a day.

"Give me a bottle."

"Five dollars."

"Get out!"

Li chizhen rolled away.

Chen Ming was so thirsty that he looked for someone else around who had water on the table.

Seeing that he was a little miserable, Lin Xiaoxian picked up the bottle and said, "I'll go to the office to pick it up for you."

"Old Du is here."

"Right there..."

Sometimes the students would go to the teacher's office to pick up the water before it was brought.

But Du Tianjun was sitting next to the water fountain in his office. There was a precedent of catching the water receiver to lecture.

So when he was in the office, many people didn't want to pick up water.

Lin Xiaoxian is not afraid of this now.

"Sister Jia, do you want water? With me. "

Zhou Jia nodded and handed her small white water cup to Lin Xiaoxian.

Taking the bottle and cup, Lin Xiaoxian went out to the door.

"Hey, brother Xian, get the water?"

Zhang Zhiheng immediately took out a lunch box.

"Take it for me, too."

One has two.

"Brother Xian, I want it too."

"I want a cold brother."

"Brother Xian, fill it up."

Later, Su Yuan joined.

"I... I want a little hot today..."

Su Yuan held the water cup and asked in a small voice. Lin Xiaoxian kneaded her finger knowingly, and gave the same low voice.

She was gentle and concerned. Su Yuan wanted to blush again.

Alas, I'm still a little nostalgic.

Since Lin Xiaoxian left, she hasn't blushed for a long time.

Although Gu Xiaoyan sometimes said something and made some small moves to make her blush, she felt different.

......

In this way, Lin Xiaoxian came to the office with a pile of colorful cups.

Teachers are so common that Du Tianjun looked at him and didn't say anything.

Gudu

Gudu

Bubbles are bubbling in the bucket.

The office is very quiet, and the English teacher's side is particularly harsh.

She is lecturing.

Lin Ling happened to be criticized.

"Did I say yesterday that today is an open class?"

"Yes."

"Yes, it's a breeze, isn't it? Your hair doesn't dye anyway? "

"Not dyed."

Lin Ling seems to have some attachment to his hair color.

Lin Xiaoxian doesn't understand. Anyway, it's a little cool to see her criticized.

At this time, a teacher interposed:

"Oh, forget it. I've explained it to the leaders. What about people's natural hair."

What?

crude?

Lin Xiaoxian was shocked.

Is this Lin Ling a hybrid? No.

The hair is not that kind of foreign girl's golden yellow, but yellowish brown.

"Oh, I know. It's mainly director Meng of No. 7 middle school. He has been talking about his hair since the end of the open class, and it's also related to the management of No. 2 middle school. It's melony..."

The English teacher was angry with the local dialect.