Chapter 75

On the way back to the classroom after going to the toilet, Lin Xiaoxian met Lin Ling.

Lin Xiaoxian, who used to avoid snakes and scorpions, was not so afraid of her after two contacts and smiled.

"What's up?"

"It's all right. Just after going to the bathroom, say hello."

"Well, I've just finished, too. Hello."

"Hello..."

A wonderful dialogue was born around the theme of the toilet.

Lin Xiaoxian pointed to Lin Ling's left face:

"Your face is so red."

Lin Ling quickly covered it with the sleeve of his school uniform: "allergy, bye."

"Oh, all right."

Lin Xiaoxian vaguely felt that things were not so simple, and subconsciously asked:

"You can come to me next time. I have medicine."

"No."

The answer is dry, but you can't lie to the panel.

[thank you for your concern, charm + 5]

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In the classroom, several people revolved around Fang Sheng and exclaimed from time to time.

"Li Chi, what's Fang Sheng doing?"

"I bought thousands of new shoes."

Lin Xiaoxian smacks his tongue:

"Tut Tut, beware of the trap of consumerism."

"Are you sour and don't say such words until you have no money."

“？？？”

"Ah, by the way, your composition is so good that you might as well write a novel. Maybe you can earn some pocket money by going to a small website."

"Write a dead end, I won't write."

Lin Xiaoxian patted Li Chi on the shoulder: "money is hard to earn, shit is hard to eat. Even if I have thousands of yuan, I won't take them all to buy shoes."

Li Chi glanced: "then you have no taste. His joint barbs are really good-looking."

"This kind of good-looking thing, come down and think about it carefully."

Lin Xiaoxian knocked the index finger of his right hand on the palm of his left hand and gave Li Chi a detailed inventory:

"Gather water into a sea. After that, there are more places to spend money."

"For example, buy a house. With the current house price in Chengdu, many people's monthly mortgage is a pair of barbs!"

"Even if you buy hardcover, you have to decorate the blank."

"I'm a layman, and it doesn't matter to find the inside. It must be ruthlessly slaughtered!"

"Those engaged in decoration can't make money without killing customers. This is the unspoken rule of the industry."

"Even if you buy hardcover, furniture and household appliances? Is this money? "

"If the house is too small, you have to change a second house when you get married."

"It's OK not to change. Firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea are also trivial. What about the child?"

"Do you think the four legged gold eater barks in vain?"

Li Chi covered his temples: "master, don't read..."

"Read! Keep reading! "

I don't know when, the people around Fang Sheng have come to Lin Xiaoxian and Li Chi, listening seriously.

"Cough, a little thirsty..."

Liu Wei shouted, "come on, give brother Xian tea!"

Zhang Zhiheng took his lunch box to pick up a box of water.

"Shit, did you wash it? You..."

"Sure."

"What a choking smell."

"Garlic tea is like this. You're welcome, brother Xian."

Lin Xiaoxian impolitely poured it out, found a new water cup and took a big sip.

Calculator, draft paper, pen, mobile phone.

Liu Wei arranged the four treasures of study for brother Xian.

"What's the phone for?"

"Record it, precious information."

So Lin Xiaoxian began to calculate:

"The first is milk powder. The first stage of milk powder is 300 a can, and the second stage of milk powder is 350..."

"Diapers, this is a huge expense, baby shower gel, shampoo, wet towel paper, towel, saliva towel, talcum powder..."

"Clothes, spring, summer, autumn and winter, toys, cradle, Walker, bottle, pacifier..."

"Usually there is a headache, fever, cold or something, shortcomings, trace elements or something..."

Lin Xiaoxian's list had almost 100 items before he stopped.

"More than 18000..."

Everyone looked at each other, and then someone raised his hand: "Mr. Lin, it seems that there are not many..."

Lin Xiaoxian Leng hum: "this does not include all kinds of clothes and objects sent by relatives and friends, plus about 10000 pregnancy examinations and 5000 production and medical expenses?"

The crowd blurted out: "33000!"

After all, high school students are not independent and generally have no concept of money.

So some people still think 33000 is not much.

Lin Xiaoxian reminded: "33000 is almost half a year's mortgage, and the child is now almost 10 months old."

So a small thing that is a little big will cost 33000 in 10 months.

It seems a little more at once.

Then someone raised his hand: "teacher, I want to add."

"Say."

"I think what Mr. Lin said is conservative. Anyway, I have an uncle. His daughter is 2 years old. It is said that she has spent 200000."

There was an uproar.

Lin Xiaoxian shouted: "listen, there are many fresh students this year who can't get an annual salary 10W!"

After a meal, everyone had their own feelings.

People immediately said they would not get married.

Others said they would start saving money now.

In fact, they are all joking. If they don't get there, they won't understand the bitterness.

"Brother Xian is well-informed. I don't know that the milk powder is divided into one section and two sections."

"Lin Xiaoxian, have you experienced the midlife crisis in advance? That's right. "

"Look, this is the thinking of an adult male!"

"He Yuchao, you deserve the penultimate in Chinese. That's the thinking of a mature man!"

Lin Xiaoxian humbly waved his hand, twisted the water cup, scraped the cover of the water cup at the mouth like drinking a big bowl of tea, blew it again, took a sip, and hid his merit and reputation.

It's almost a folding fan with six big words on it:

Tasting tea is life.

Jingling bell——

When the bell rang, a lot of girls came in hand in hand basking in the corridor.

Seeing the grand occasion like the G2 summit, Ma Weiwei stepped in:

"What are you studying?"

Zhang Zhiheng looked up and narrowed his eyes: "little girl, brother Xian is discussing raising children with us."

Ma Weiwei's facial features wrinkled into a pile: "ah?"

Then two nearby voices almost spoke in unison:

"Lin Xiaoxian! Who are you going to have children with? "

"God doesn't have children. I'm teaching them to settle accounts!"

The context is a little long. After class, Lin Xiaoxian didn't have time to explain more. She threw the list to Ma Weiwei and went back to her seat.

"What is Jiajia looking for?"

"Who allows you to call me that? Do you think you are Xiaoyan?"

Lin Xiaoxian has gone too far. Zhou Jia rummages through his suitcases and doesn't want to talk to him.

"Jia, what are you looking for? I'll help you find it."

"I don't know if Gu Xiaoyan borrowed my water cup..."

Lin Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly: "Cup... I used it for a while..."

“......”

"Don't panic, I'll wash it right away and return it to you!"

"Oh, no, I have to go..."

With that, Lin Xiaoxian ran out and walked with his front foot. The physics teacher came in with his back foot. He frowned and asked the man at the door:

"Why did he go to class?"

"I don't know. Maybe I went to pee."

"Let go of class. What are you doing after class?"

"It's also possible to shit."

"What a lazy man, lazy horse shit, too much urine..."

Zhou Jia in the distance heard a pile of excrement, urine and fart. She didn't want to use this cup.