Gu Xiaoyan's parents are quarrelling.
It's a small noise, not a big noise. It belongs to the trivial level.
"Gu Dabao! You are still not a man! "
"Oh, my forefathers, I'll go if I can go. The problem is that this man has to come to me at night."
"What project is great? Do your institutions still look at the face of private enterprises?"
"It's not a face, it's a real key project. Chengdu's new landmark is valued by our planning bureau this time. The director personally told me to follow up with the designer."
Gu's mother doesn't understand anyway. She thinks her husband is wordy and has many excuses.
But the truth still needs to be told.
The power was cut off at home, and my husband was still writing his opinions after the meeting in his notebook. It seemed that he could not shirk his work. He had to go alone tonight.
"The school seems to be out of power. Xiao Yan doesn't know where he's crazy..."
Out of the door, Gu's mother walked halfway and wanted to take a look at the shopping card when she waited for the traffic light.
As a result, he took it out of his trouser pocket with black characters on a white background and a photo with three big characters sun Fenfen.
"ID card?!"
Gu Ma immediately looked silly and hurried back unhappily.
"Dad, where's the shopping card?"
"What shopping card?"
"Your unit sends that, which can be used in Wal Mart. There are 500 yuan in it!"
Gu Dabao knocked on the keyboard:
"When I think about it..."
While he was thinking, Gu's mother looked on the sofa.
I didn't find it, put on my slippers again, and looked everywhere in the bedroom and restaurant.
Still not found, the anger came up again:
"Gu Dabao, have you thought of it!"
"Thought of it, thought of it..."
Gu Dabao answered without stopping, and a sentence came out of his mouth for a long time:
"Did you find it in your trouser pocket?"
Gu Ma rolled her eyes.
I want it in my trouser pocket. Why should I come back!
Fortunately, I finally found it in the study.
"When you run out of things, remember to put them where they are! How many times have you said that you are both of the same virtue! "
After complaining, Gu's mother started again.
And her destination, just like the new year, is a sea of people.
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"Shit, a lot of people!"
"Brother, it's too crowded. Let's go back..."
Lin Xiaoxian's brother and sister have arrived at Longhu Tianjie and came to the door of the newly opened Wal Mart. The cashier team has lined up to the place selling cooked food in the distance.
"What does squeezing mean? It means high popularity! "
"What does high popularity mean? That's right! "
My sister doesn't want to go. She's clamoring to go home. In fact, she wants to talk about terms.
"Fun bag, every taste!"
"Each flavor?"
Lin Xiaoxian leaned back and stared at her obliquely:
"Lin Xiaoshu, do you know how much fun there is now..."
"11 kinds"
Lin Xiaoshu answered second, smiling and stretching out his hands, a total of ten fingers.
If it's not enough, it's the eleventh.
Lin Xiaoxian squints:
"Wrong answer."
"It's impossible. I've checked it on the official website before!"
Lin Xiaoshu broke his fingers back one by one:
"Mexican chicken juice tomato flavor!"
"Texas barbecue!"
"Wild cowboy bone!"
"Fragrant spicy pot flavor!"
"The smell of rock stewed seaweed!"
"Italian red stew!"
"Honey barbecue!"
"Fresh cucumber flavor!"
"Fresh and refreshing lime flavor!"
"Refreshing yogurt flavor!"
"Finally, there is the classic original flavor!"
Lin Xiaoshu recited it on the spot, which surprised Lin Xiaoxian.
My sister is so clever and resourceful.
It's as like as two peas and sisters.
[Ding, you're right! Intelligence + 1]
"But unfortunately, little book, you are still too young..."
"What?!"
Lin Xiaoxian hiahiahiahia laughed with classic villains:
"Careless! There's another one you missed! "
"That's the smell of fried little cock with millet pepper!"
Lin Xiaoshu is unbelievable and refuses to admit:
"Impossible, how can there be such a strange name? You must have made it up!"
"If you don't believe it, check it yourself..."
Lin Xiaoshu opened his mobile phone and found that there was a taste called fried little cock with millet pepper.
It was just that the color of the bag was too close to the flavor of the fragrant spicy pot, which led to her inadvertent omission.
"Oh, I originally said that if you could get all the answers right, I would buy them for you... Unfortunately, it seems that your desire for potato chips is just so..."
"Well..."
Lin Xiaoshu refused. No matter whether others would laugh or not, he grabbed his brother's arm and shook it like a child.
"Just one is missing. One doesn't count. Brother, buy it for me ~"
Lin Xiaoxian shook off her hand with a sly smile:
"Little book, I'll give you another chance. Are you sure you missed only one..."
“(⊙ ˍ ⊙)”
Lin Xiaoshu black question mark face.
It can't be true? What else?
That's all that's recorded on the official website. Can't there be anything else?
wait!
No, there are!
Lin Xiaoshu suddenly remembered something and immediately said:
"Big wave series and canned series don't count!"
"Well! Not at all! "
“???”
Now I really finished all the contents of the official website. My brother is still as stable as an old dog.
He also took out his mobile phone and found several pictures.
"Happy spring!"
"Cherry milk flavor!"
"Make it delicious!"
"Vitality white peach flavor!"
Lin Xiaoshu was amazing.
Lin Xiaoxian then showed other exclusive models.
"Strong milk sugar flavor!"
"Salted egg yolk meat dumplings taste!"
"There is also a limited series of bubble potato chips, but it's too bad to talk about."
Lin Xiaoshu is discouraged. That's enough. What's the limit of just broken potato chips
Lin Xiaoxian said that there are not only limited models, but also joint models.
"With whom?"
"Leshi x Zhou black duck, the latest spicy marinated duck neck flavor!"
The pictures on my brother's mobile phone were all found on Taobao. They were all true. Lin Xiaoshu was speechless.
Didn't take the second chance. Did Lin Xiaoshu's potato chips just come to naught?
In fact, of course not.
The little book was gloomy and unhappy.
Lin Xiaoxian wanted to pull her into the supermarket. As a result, she didn't give her hand to her brother.
"All right, childish, just potato chips, buy..."
"Hum ~"
Lin Xiaoxian didn't intend to be serious with Lin Xiaoshu. After walking around for a long time, he felt that the discussion just now was a waste of life.
"If you want to buy potato chips, just buy some coke by the way..."
"I want zero."
"Zero is Coca Cola. Pepsi also has no sugar. Buy Pepsi."
"Is there a difference?"
"Yes, Leshi is also from PepsiCo group. The so-called original soup turns into original food, which may be more delicious."
[Ding, nonsense: LV5 (79100)]
"Little book, you know, Chido corn stick is also Pepsi."
"True or false?!"
"Well, there are seven up in the new year."
"I know that..."
"... and crispy corners. Oh, so is Baicao flavor."
"Herbs?!"
A new round of snack cold knowledge popularization has begun again.