Birds of a feather flock together.
Good brothers are good to a certain extent. They always have a tacit understanding on some ideas.
For example, after dinner in the afternoon, Li Chi rushed into the classroom and put a white hard shell bag on Lin Xiaoxian's desk:
"Brother Xian! I bought the present! "
Lin Xiaoxian looks into the bag:
"Gan! Autumn pants? "
"Yes! I've thought about it. It has three advantages! "
Li Chi is very proud that he has grown up, can complete the selection of gifts independently and has a clear idea.
"First, practical. I won't say much. I understand everything."
"Second..." Li Chi scratched his head. "Strictly speaking, autumn pants are also personal clothes. Giving girls personal clothes is more or less ambiguous..."
Well, it makes sense
"But don't laugh when brother Chi says. You'll be a little obscene when you smile, not ambiguous..."
A fat man with a sweating head is panting, carrying a girl's autumn pants and a bright smile on his face, which will really avoid people who don't know.
Li Chi straightened his face and then went on to say the third point:
"The third point is creativity! Besides me, have you seen anyone give autumn pants for Christmas? "
Actually, there are.
A few years ago, my aunt sent "Hawaiian pure natural cotton and hemp autumn pants" to Lin Xiaoxian and Lin Xiaoshu.
Taobao also has a lot of gift packaging for autumn pants.
But in terms of the surrounding peer circles, Li Chi is really the first to send autumn pants.
The autumn trousers 0 bought by Li Chi are not the kind that a bunch of aunts scrambled on the goods platform in the mall, but a very exquisite gift box. They are made of Swedish double copper paper, double-sided coated and gray board as the structural member support.
It's complicated. It's actually the kind of material used in Apple's mobile phone packaging box.
The champagne box is very simple, and it says [MIMO] in hot gold.
This is a small detail with heart.
The original translation of autumn pants was "mimopants".
The explicit word "pants" is deliberately omitted here, which can also improve the grade to a certain extent.
The same simple brand logo is above the hot gold word. Although it is a brand that Lin Xiaoxian has never heard of, it has left a good first impression on Lin Xiaoxian in terms of sales.
In the age when beauty was king, sometimes the skin bag was so important.
There is a thin groove at the seal of the gift box, inlaid with a light pink ribbon with female image, and then tied a bow in the middle. If you don't say it, no one will think that there is a pair of autumn pants inside, which looks more like a pearl box.
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“MerryChristmas! BoysandGirls!”
In English class, the teacher shouted as soon as he came in, and then began a long opening speech.
Except for a few school bullies, no one listened carefully to what she was saying.
"Put it here to practice listening..."
"Brother Xian, do you know what she's talking about?"
"Probably talked about some popular science at Christmas."
The day after tomorrow is Christmas. The English teacher began to rub the heat in advance. After talking a lot, he picked up one of the students who listened most carefully to translate.
Good, so I'll get through it in ten minutes.
The school dregs are secretly happy and hope to have more such links in the future.
"Students, test you again."
The English teacher was wearing a windbreaker with a slim black sweater with a high neck and a little bee tied around his waist. He drew a little plump from his belly. He had the unique style of a mature woman, which made Liu Wei look sideways.
Today, unlike in the past, his range of motion is now very restrained.
However, even if there was no blatant, Zheng Wen stared at him for the first time.
"What are you looking at..."
"Ah? I... I'm looking at you... "
Zheng Wen stopped staring and patted him:
"Concentrate in class, don't look around..."
"Yes."
"Look... If you look at me, just one or two eyes, not a lot..."
"Yes."
"Are you weird?"
Liu Wei answered quietly, feeling a little guilty in his heart.
"Zheng Wen... Well... To tell you the truth, I was just looking at her..."
Liu Wei pointed to his English teacher and decided to be honest. A man's mouth can't be a liar.
Without waiting for Zheng Wen's response, Liu Wei hurriedly stated:
"But I swear I won't. I'll only look at you in class!"
"Read! Look at me... "
After blurting out these words, they realized that they were too straightforward. They turned their heads at the same time and were silent.
It seems a little abrupt. Crazy woman won't be angry.
Liu Wei glanced quietly. Fortunately, she was covering her mouth with her textbook and smiling.
"Liu Wei, tell me..."
Maybe there was too much noise. The English teacher called Viagra:
"Merry Christmas, why merryChristmas, not happy Christmas?"
Shit, I'm not in class. I'm still talking about this.
"How's it going? Common sense question Oh, I don't know? "
Liu Wei rolled his eyes in his heart. Is this common sense?
It's just foreigners' common sense, okay.
It's just a little popular science or cold knowledge in China. Why does it become common sense?
Liu Wei is very disappointed with his English teacher. He has a charming body, but there seems to be something wrong with his ideology.
"Teacher, I don't know..."
"Don't know, don't listen to me?"
The English teacher knocked him on the head with his textbook and said:
"Sitting in the first row, I'm still wandering and talking."
"One semester is coming to an end, and the next semester is the third year of senior high school."
"Li Chi has made progress recently, but you are still in place."
"People are not stupid, just don't know how to work hard."
"Who does the book read for? Such a big person, the teacher sometimes doesn't want to say more, so he has to think more about the future! "
The English teacher is like Du Tianjun. He said a lot. When people were young, enlightenment often took only an instant. Later, Liu Wei really studied for a day.
And he doesn't look like Li Chi's intermittent three minute enthusiasm.
Is the second Lin Xiaoxian going to be born?
Four magic gods will add another strong general on the road of washing white?
Zhang Zhiheng commented on this:
"Viagra, as the iron powder of an English teacher, must be greatly encouraged to be educated so earnestly today. But as for how long it can last, it depends on how much Viagra loves the teacher... Isn't it Viagra? "
"Yes, I'm not interested in old women now."
Liu Wei raised his head, his eyes changed, full of hard work:
"She just said two words and poked my pain point."
"Which two?"
"The future! Future!”
A very serious word is almost meaningless when it comes out of a learning slag.
Just like comedians like Shen Teng, Xu Zheng and Yue Yunpeng, even if Liu Wei is serious, he is always more or less happy in the eyes of outsiders.
"Viagra, didn't you plan to move bricks to the construction site before your future?"
"That was before, but now it's different."
The English teacher suddenly made Liu Wei aware of a very practical problem.
In the past, when a person was free, he drifted along with the tide.
But if you are no longer a person in your heart, as a "mature" male high school student, the word [future] is worth Liu Wei's careful taste.
The most typical example is the kind in domestic youth films. After graduation, all people go their own way. They can't stay what they want to stay, and they can't keep up with what they want to follow. In the end, they will regret for a lifetime.
Liu Wei looked at Zheng Wen who was cleaning the blackboard. If he continued to mix, if he couldn't keep up a year later, it would be too late to regret