"Giggle what, pervert."
"Hey, hey..."
"Still laughing."
"Your hair belt is crooked."
Lin Xiaoxian straightened the bow on her head and asked:
"Have you finished reading the book?"
"What book..."
"The one I gave you," to dear you "
"Lin Xiaoxian, you open your mouth and come. There's no such book!"
Zhou Jia was startled and subconsciously glanced at the sports warehouse. Then she blushed carefully, and the faint pink quickly dyed from her neck to her earlobes.
This bastard is free, so he came to bully her!
"Why not? The full name is to my dear friend. Aren't you my friend?"
Lin Xiaoxian is an expert at playing tricks on people. Zhou Jia takes advantage of his strengths and avoids his weaknesses. She doesn't talk to him more about this. She turns her head and says faintly:
"I didn't finish reading the book, but I read two pages."
Lin Xiaoxian doesn't believe it at all:
"You don't have that patience. For example, the apple I gave you on Christmas Eve. You also slipped back to the classroom as soon as my front foot left that night?"
"... ah..."
Zhou Jia hesitated and covered her surprise with a meaningless sneer.
How did he know about it?
Lin Xiaoxian proudly reveals the reasoning process:
"Early on Monday morning, I went to your seat. Before you came, the apple had disappeared. That must be what you took on Friday night."
"A pervert is a pervert. Steal someone's desk..."
Zhou Jia pulled the drawstring in his down jacket hood from left to right. It was clear that he was a pervert, but he was very guilty.
Naturally, there is no need to say more about the book.
The study committee not only finished reading the whole book that night, but also reviewed it twice.
Zhou Jia learned from this book that he had so many... So many "shameless" thoughts when he said those private words to himself.
In particular, some of the emotional descriptions of the two people seem to go beyond the category of "friendship".
If you extract it alone, it can be used as a love letter.
"I won't tell you, pervert..."
Thinking of those contents, Zhou Jia was flustered. She ignored Lin Xiaoxian and turned to do the step test.
"Lin Xiaoxian! Standing long jump, it's your turn! "
"Coming, coming!"
Lin Xiaoxian didn't control well. He wanted to jump 2.5 meters, but he jumped 2.8 meters.
But it's good. If you really want to give full play to your strength and jump more than 3.2 meters, the school must find someone to do his psychological counseling and arrange him directly to the goal of the national team.
Lin Xiaoxian found a way to sit down, looked at the current system panel, and looked at the latest two orange props.
[orange prop: Resurrection armor]
[orange prop: infinite Coke Cup (iced version)]
Function, as the name suggests.
The first one sounds serious, but the second one is bullshit.
"A full coke... Automatic infinite refill after drinking..."
Lin Xiaoxian is speechless. It's just happy water.
It can be said that it is not hanging. It is a super inverse phenomenon that violates the universal theorem.
"Hemp egg... With this technology, it's not good to do something..."
As for [resurrection a], Lin Xiaoxian first learned whether it can be divided into multiple parts.
But in fact, not only can not, but also the right to use is bound with itself.
Therefore, an invisible "emperor's new clothes" is hidden in Lin Xiaoxian's body skin. It is senseless and invisible. After wearing it, I'm afraid it can feel its sense of existence only when it is triggered.
"Resurrection after accidental death, CD for an hour... Very exciting..."
Lin Xiaoxian couldn't help thinking. This time it's a resurrection. What if there's a taboo prop such as Tang Monk meat next time?
"Xiao Xian, what are you thinking? My eyes are straight. "
"I'm thinking about the relationship between immortality and human ethics."
"You pause. First guess how many kilograms Ma Weiwei weighs. You'll never guess ~"
Gu Xiaoyan finished the girls' "secret test". She can know from her excited eyes and red face that she must have mastered a lot of "secret" information.
Sure enough, as soon as Gu Xiaoyan ran over, Ma Weiwei followed him and wanted to catch Gu Xiaoyan.
"Gu Xiaoyan! I order you to shut up at once! "
"I'm the monitor. I don't listen to your orders."
Gu Xiaoyan hides behind Lin Xiaoxian and makes a face. Ma Weiwei forks her waist and is cruel. She feels that being told by others is different from her own, so she just explodes before Gu Xiaoyan breaks the news:
"All right, all right! Just 110 Jin! The palace will start to lose weight tomorrow! "
Hearing the word "lose weight", Li Chi came out of nowhere:
"That's nice. Who wants to lose weight? Team up with me? "
"Die!"
Ma Weiwei blew Li Chi away and felt insulted. After all, even if she lost weight, she was far from the magnitude of brother Chi.
"To tell you the truth, I suspect there is something wrong with the scale! Brother Xian, do you comment on me, like 110 Jin? "
Ma Weiwei was a little unconvinced by the test results. She turned around, then stretched out her arms and shook her legs, trying to show her figure, but the result was like jumping.
Lin Xiaoxian looked very happy. Gu Xiaoyan didn't know what he was laughing at. He let out a little cold hum. In short, cover his boyfriend's eyes first and forbid him to see other girls "flirting".
The sudden blindness from behind made Lin Xiaoxian's nose move and asked:
"Who is it? Hands are so fragrant. "
Gu Xiaoyan pinched his nose:
"I'm Zhou Jia."
"No, I remember she didn't smell like that."
"Lin Xiaoxian!"
"... don't move, I'll smell it again..."
"I don't smell it for you. I hate you..."
......
Ma Weiwei stood in the cold wind and looked at the two people who suddenly began to flirt and scold. She felt like she was redundant. A cold feeling of eating shit came naturally. She scolded and left the scene, and stopped Su Yuan, who had just finished the 50 meter run and was going to talk to her deskmate.
"What's the matter, sister ma?"
"Don't go over there. It's dangerous."
"Danger..."
"Well, I'm killing a dog. It's bloody. I narrowly escaped death."
Su Yuan didn't understand it at first. He understood it after reading it for a while, and then his heart was sour.
Unfortunately, she turned her head and found a Taoist friend two meters away. She was also quietly observing Lin Xiaoxian and Gu Xiaoyan.
"Jiajia, let's go!"
"Eh Su Yuan... Wait... Where are we going? "
Han Xuanxuan's "wolf love view" instilled in her daughter is not completely ignored.
As soon as Su Yuan was cruel and grabbed Zhou Jia's wrist, he had to listen to what his deskmate was talking about with Gu Xiaoyan today. He could talk about such a "affectionate" atmosphere.
In this way, the study committee member was led by the "little wolf" who was half shorter than herself and went straight to the "dog slaughterhouse" in Ma Weiwei's mouth.