As soon as I got home, I saw two round buttocks, big and small, all high up.
Lin Xiaoxian was used to the shock of lightning at the opening ceremony. He was just a little stunned. He picked up a stack of advertising sheets on the shoe cabinet, rolled them into a barrel, and walked over to reward each of his two buttocks.
"Ouch!"
Lying on the ground, Mu Changqing and Lin Xiaoshu rubbed their hands and turned around, shouting pain together.
"It doesn't hurt to lie on the floor? In winter, I'm not afraid of rheumatism in the future? "
"Brother, come and see."
"The cat's nest stinks and is full of fur. What's good to see?"
Tuan Tuan's home was not the first cage for a long time, but Lin Xiaoxian made it from a carton with some soft things padded inside, and then opened on the side for access.
Just now, the two people just lay motionless at the door of Tuan Tuan's nest. They didn't know what they were looking at inside.
"You see, you'll see."
Lin Xiaoxian was pulled by his sister, bent over suspiciously, and then looked silly.
A noble puppet was holding a black autumn "big mouse" in his arms. The two snuggled up to each other and slept very sweet in the cat's nest.
Bamboo mouse X puppet.
What kind of adventure is this?
Lin Xiaoxian turns to look at Lin Xiaoshu and Mu Changqing:
"Who can give me a reasonable explanation?"
Lin Xiaoshu can't.
Mu Changqing said that she could:
"It's normal! The so-called true love is regardless of height, rank, race, gender and blood relationship! "
Lin Xiaoxian looked at her sympathetically:
"Aunt..."
"My aunt is here ~"
"Love may be high or low, but IQ will."
“???”
Mu Changqing felt that his nephew was dismissing her stupidity in a roundabout way. He bit his silver teeth angrily and screamed at him twice. Then he ran to the living room to watch TV and didn't want to talk to him.
Lin Xiaoxian looks at the weather outside. Usually at this time, other people's cats should run cool, jump to the disco and dig cat litter at home.
That is, Tuan Tuan has to benchmark Garfield and get better and better.
Not long ago, I would at least lie at Lin Xiaoshu's feet and yawn and watch TV with her.
Now, in addition to eating and sleeping, even [let people roll] is gradually slack in his own work. If he can get off work on time, he will never work overtime, just like a small employee fishing all year round in a state-owned enterprise.
If it weren't for eating and eating, Tuan Tuan would certainly want to sleep 25 hours a day.
The most important thing is, just sleep. Why did you hold a bamboo mouse?
Lin Xiaoxian glanced at the "big black mouse" in Tuan Tuan's arms and said in his heart, is Tuan Tuan sleeping with him?
No, no, no, No.
Even if Tuan Tuan is debauchery again, he will not be reduced to sleeping with a bamboo mouse.
After all, bamboo mouse is not a rich uncle, and Tuan Tuan is not a degenerate female student who lacks pocket money.
"Eh? No, isn't the bamboo mouse also active at night? "
Lin Xiaoxian thought of a problem, and then Lin Xiaoshu reluctantly explained that Tuan Tuan forcibly caught the bamboo mice tied to the balcony in the morning.
At the time of the incident, only a series of shrill cries were heard. Mu Changqing, who was taking a bath with Lin Xiaoshu, hurried to the scene. There was only a bitten rope and several white cat hairs left at the scene of the incident.
"How unreasonable!"
When Lin Xiaoxian heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched.
Why is mu Changqing bathing almost all the time!
Are Hawaiian islanders unhappy?
And, Tuan Tuan, what's going on? Didn't you tremble that night?
Now in broad daylight, it's strong... Robbing civilian rats?
Is that good?
It seems that sterilization should be put on the agenda.
"It's broken! The bamboo mouse doesn't move. It won't kill it? "
As soon as Lin Xiaoxian patted his forehead, he heard that many rural cats like to play with mice until they die.
"Tuan Tuan!" Lin Xiaoxian woke it up directly.
"Meow..."
Tuan Tuan's ears moved, his eyes widened, leaned out half his head, licked his little claws lazily, and then looked up at Lin Xiaoxian, as if saying:
[meow, who is disturbing Ben meow's repair?]
"Qingxiu? This is double repair! "
"Meow?"
The cat's eyes stared round, as if shocked that the human could understand cat language.
Lin Xiaoxian pushed it away and caught the bamboo mouse in the cat's nest.
The bamboo mouse was lifted upside down, and immediately woke up with a squeak. It turned around, and its front paws began to struggle.
Okay, alive.
Just didn't move, most of them just fainted by playing around.
Lin Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief. Just live.
The meat of dead bamboo rats can't be eaten, so they have to kill fresh ones.
After the "humiliated" bamboo rats were tied up again, Lin Xiaoxian closed the door of the balcony, carried out a series of "Law Popularization" education for Tuan Tuan, fined a day's dried fish, and finally washed and prepared to go to bed.
......
"Hurry up, brother."
Lin Xiaoshu was jumping in place, holding a pillow and standing at the door of the bedroom.
Today, she found a movie called take my brother away. She was going to sleep after watching it with her brother.
However, Lin Xiaoxian came over and drove her directly back to her room:
"Brother consumption has caught it. What are you doing in my room? I sleep with my brother every day. I really don't want to grow up?"
"Ah -- ah --"
Lin Xiaoshu hums with a long voice. He really doesn't want to grow up. The more he grows up, the farther he will be from his brother's arms. How sad it sounds that his closest brothers and sisters are ruthlessly separated by time.
"Little book, listen to your brother. Go to bed."
Mu Changqing also advised, smiled and touched Lin Xiaoshu's head, then went straight to his nephew's bedroom with a larger pillow.
Lin Xiaoshu's eyelids drooped at once:
"Aunt, where are you going..."
"Oh, aunt, I'll take your place tonight ~"
"Head for you..."
Lin Xiaoxian had a big head for a while. He grabbed the big pillow in Mu Changqing's hand and gave it to her.
The big red wave was shot in a mess. Mu Changqing grabbed his hair and seriously reminded Lin Xiaoxian:
"Xiao Xian, you have a criminal record. Who knows if there is another one in that room. What if you lock me out at that time?"
"Don't worry, it's really not today. It's going to be closed early."
My aunt expressed doubts:
"You are a liar. At the beginning of the morning, you lied to me that it was dead."
"Nonsense, how can I eat when I'm really dead?"
"But..."
Mu Changqing tangled his face. The shadow left by the terrible memory last night really didn't slow down. Turn off the light, and the faint moonlight passed through the curtains. All kinds of objects about the size of bamboo mice in the room would leave dark shadows, which made her scared.
"I'm really a little scared..."
The little aunt broke her fingers, hung her head, sipped her watery lips, and gradually became pitiful.
How dare you... There are no mice in Hawaii?
Lin Xiaoxian sighed helplessly. The final compromise was that he moved to Lin Xiaoshu's room, and then Lin Xiaoshu continued to sleep with his aunt for one night.
Lin Xiaoshu obeyed his brother's arrangement, but Ms. Mu Changqing complained about it:
"It's really troublesome. Three people can't be warm together..."
"Sleep, talk less."
Lin Xiaoxian said that he would sleep. He had a safe night. Indeed, there was no second big black mouse.