"Meow ~ ~!"
As soon as Lin Xiaoxian and Mu Changqing got home, they heard a sad cry.
Then, a ball of snow-white hair flew to Mu Changqing's chest. After Duang for a while, he jumped on Lin Xiaoxian's face.
"Bah!"
Lin Xiaoxian took off the hot hair ball on his face and vomited one or two miscellaneous hairs in his mouth:
"What did you do to die?"
"Meow..."
A puppet Committee was very bent. Four groups of pink meat mats grabbed Lin Xiaoxian's shoulder like a koala and didn't let go. His head turned nervously around and looked around.
"What's the matter?"
Lin Xiaoxian asked for a moment. Mu Changqing wrinkled her nose, pulled its Plush tail, muttered "stupid cat", and then took off her clothes and took a bath.
"Meow..."
Tuan Tuan was even more wronged. His big blue eyes were like washed glass beads. After a while, he lifted them up and stared at Lin Xiaoxian.
"Touch your hair and you won't be scared."
Lin Xiaoxian comforted Tuan Tuan with his usual way of comforting his sister and appreciated its eyes. He suddenly thought of whether there was a Chinese name on the 8th. If so, just give her a name of "Tuan Tuan". After all, their beautiful blue eyes are their common characteristics.
However, on second thought, it's not very good, it's too easy to get confused.
Although Lin Xiaoxian feels that after discharge, he should not have too many intersections with himself on the 8th.
But this does not prevent Lin Xiaoxian from making a scenario hypothesis.
Assuming Tuan Tuan and No. 8 are nearby at the same time, Lin Xiaoxian suddenly wants to suck the cat and calls Tuan Tuan. As a result, it is an No. 8 that jumps onto him, which is embarrassing.
Although Lin Xiaoxian thinks No. 8 is small anyway, it can also be
"Yo? Fried? "
Lin Xiaoxian got rid of the strange ideas in his mind and found that Tuan Tuan was slightly hairy, so he became serious:
"Come on, what's going on?"
"Meow... Meow ~ meow? Meow... Meow! "
"Well..."
"Meow... Meow! Meow - meow... "
"Uh huh..."
……
After the communication between people and cats, Lin Xiaoxian finally knew why Tuan Tuan was suddenly chirping:
"So you're a cat and afraid of cockroaches?"
"Meow..." Lin Xiaoxian is really a ghost. Aren't all the cats and dogs who like playing cockroaches best?
Besides, Wang Xiaomeng's rhubarb is an expert at catching cockroaches.
"Waste!" Lin Xiaoxian sneered.
"Meow..."
Tuan Tuan's tail and ears hung down like Tom after being played by a mother cat.
It's just that Tuan Tuan's appearance is higher than Tom, so I still feel pity.
But this won't make Lin Xiaoxian soft hearted. He decided that he couldn't let the goods eat and live at home for nothing, so he decided to train it.
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In a few minutes.
"Tuan'er, you have grown up. It's time to take some family responsibilities."
"Meow!!"
"Don't be afraid, just for a minute, everyone has the first time..."
"Meow!!!"
A group of people in the corner of the wall had stood up and grabbed the wall with their limbs outstretched, as if they were forced to a dead end by a bad boy. Their frightened eyes were full of "no".
However, after a bad laugh, Lin Xiaoxian grabbed its two front claws, overlapped them, and resolutely pressed them on a dead cockroach.
"Meow --"
A howl more tragic than JK's invasion cuts through the sky. If it is an animation, the lens will quickly draw from the Lin family to the blue sky, accompanied by echo effects.
In order to train Tuan Tuan not to be afraid of cockroaches and learn to catch cockroaches, Lin Xiaoxian let it start from getting used to cockroaches.
Everything was difficult at the beginning. The claws of Tuan Tuan couldn't touch the cockroach for two seconds. Lin Xiaoxian couldn't press it. He swung Wang baquan and rubbed Lin Xiaoxian's clothes for a while.
……
This is as like as two peas in the childhood, after eating the pickled peppers, the oil on the handle is rubbing Lin Xiaoxian's body.
But at that time, Lin Xiaoxian himself was also a child, so he not only didn't care, but also imagined that he was infected by a zombie, so he wiped oil stains on his body, and then whined to infect other children in the yard.
At that time, a group of little children were very happy and had no taboos, but only one girl who looked a little older was not within the scope of everyone's trouble.
This is not only because she is a little precocious and quiet, but also because no one is willing to dirty her delicate and beautiful clothes.
This is usually the case, especially during the new year. She seems to be the most expensive new clothes in the community, which has been envied by Gu Xiaoyan for a long time.
"Xiaoxian, the teacher said that this kind of girl is the little princess of the family. She is spoiled! It's not good! "
Lin Xiaoxian still remembers Gu Xiaoyan, a six-year-old girl with a worried face, pulling her hand for fear that she would be robbed by the little princess.
"I know Xiao Yan, but we are friends. Friends can't speak ill of each other behind their backs."
"But... But she spoke ill of you, and you spoke ill of her... Why can't I..."
At the age of six, Gu Xiaoyan has learned how to act as a spoiled child to the little boy who cares about him most wrongly. She is holding her little skirt, all out of the lovely instinct of girls.
At this time, Lin Xiaoxian didn't dare to speak loudly. Now I want to come. Maybe she had been enchanted by the little fox at that time. As soon as she was coquettish, she would hold her little hand into her own little hand and press it to comfort:
"Xiao Yan, it's not bad words to nickname each other."
"Then why do you only nickname each other with her, me?"
"Um... Um..."
Lin Xiaoxian hesitated for a long time. He just said that a nickname is not bad. Now he can't say that a nickname is a bad thing, so he had to bite the bullet and ask:
"Do you want a nickname, too?"
"Yes!" Gu Xiaoyan's eyes are bright, "we should also nickname each other ~"
"Then... How?"
"Well... I'll start, but it can only be used by the two of us. No one else can use it."
"OK."
"Well, after that, your nickname is called child's father and my nickname is child's mother, okay?"
"No... not very good..."
"Ah? Why? "
……
When I was a child, adults always said that the memories of childhood were very beautiful, but this can only be felt when I grow up.
Lin Xiaoxian is now gradually immersed in mottled childhood memories. The way he squints and giggles makes Tuan Tuan feel disgusted, so he claws at Lin Xiaoxian's mouth and interrupts Lin Xiaoxian's memories:
"Meow, meow, meow?"
"It's all right. I'm just distracted... Did you call Lin Xiaoxian? Call the master! "
Lin Xiaoxian is vicious, but Tuan Tuan unexpectedly doesn't complain. Instead, he is very shy and angry. His two little claws gently scrape Lin Xiaoxian's mouth and chin.
If the claws were replaced by the fingertips of a beautiful woman, it would be a bit of flirting.
"Hiss... Did you learn from Mu Changqing..."
Lin Xiaoxian was very useful. He said that the cat was different, but soon realized that something was wrong. It seemed that the claws of the goods had just touched the dead cockroach.
"On the contrary, the dried fish tonight will be cancelled."
"Meow!"
Lin Xiaoxian went to the kitchen swearing, rubbed his mouth with light salt water for a while, and then went back to continue training Tuan Tuan until he could take the initiative to fiddle with the dead cockroaches on the ground without being strong. Lin Xiaoxian was satisfied to let it go.
"You know, cockroaches are high in protein. Other people's cats can not only catch cockroaches, but also treat them as imported snacks. You don't know your happiness in happiness..."
Tuan Tuan gave a faint meow. Lin Xiaoxian felt that it was hehe, but there was no evidence. In short, let it free and make an appointment with it. If you can catch live cockroaches next time, each one can change two small fish.
"Deal?"
"Meow, meow!"
"A gentleman's word."
"Meow meow meow."