"Hello?"
"Why are you..."
Lin Xiaoxian answered the phone and subconsciously sighed, which made a student sister at the other end of the phone very unhappy:
"Lin Xiaoxian, what do you mean!"
"Ah, no, no, no..." Lin Xiaoxian just turned over the car and didn't want to turn over another one. "Mengmeng, you misunderstood. I didn't mean to dislike you."
"You are Meng Meng! Your whole family is cute! "
Is this a curse?
Lin Xiaoxian doesn't know. Anyway, Xia luoqiu is angry. He has to explain:
"Sorry, I just offended someone. I thought she called to scold me. Unexpectedly, it was a..."
"What is it?"
The voice over there was a little high, and Lin Xiaoxian swallowed the word "accident":
"Yes... It's a surprise!"
"Cut..."
"Don't disdain me, sister Xue. Let me tell you, I just dreamed of you last night."
"Oh."
Xia luoqiu is not her high school girlfriends. She is a sophomore. She is a mature woman. She has been played on TV. Mature women will not believe such simple rhetoric.
So summer and autumn gave a faint "Oh".
Then he kept silent for a second or two, and seemed that he was actually not happy at all. After he was not interested at all, he continued to ask slowly:
"... what did you dream about me..."
"I dreamed that we had a date. We had a good day together."
"... Oh, but... And then..."
"Then it's dark. You take me home at night..."
"Stop!"
Xia luoqiu interrupts:
"Why did I take you?"
Don't boys usually take girls home?
"Because I guess your family should be quite big?"
"This..."
When summer falls and autumn falls, it's true:
"Go on, and then?"
"... then when you get home, you're going to play Cosplay with me again. Cos demon, sister, do you know the demon?" Lin Xiaoxian's obsession with the demon never disappeared.
"I don't know."
Xia luoqiu answered honestly, but vaguely guessed that the [sister demon] in his mouth should be related to his sister:
"Lin Xiaoxian, are you a sister?"
"Yes."
Although I don't know why Xia luoqiu suddenly this problem, Lin Xiaoxian should admit it first. After all, he has been with Xiaoshu like this and that. If he doesn't admit it again, it's too hypocritical.
"By the way, Lin Xiaoshu is not my sister."
"Ah? All right... "Xia luoqiu wasn't surprised. After all, when she first saw Lin Xiaoshu, she thought the little girl didn't look like her little friend.
But what she doesn't know is that Lin Xiaoxian, who has been living with Lin Xiaoshu for more than ten years, doesn't know much earlier than her.
"Go on, my cos sister devil, what about you?"
"I'll see you cos. By the way, sister Xue, you look very beautiful in your dream."
Xia luoqiu thought:
"Are you praising me... Or hurting me..."
"Praise you."
"Oh..."
So Xia luoqiu was a little ashamed. He buried his hot face in erha's pillow, rubbed it, and then raised his head:
"Continue."
Erhuo seemed to listen with interest, and Lin Xiaoxian went on with his eloquence.
"Then because I'm not an animal thinking in my lower body, I don't feel very good. After all, it's the first time to go to your house, and we entered my aunt's room, so..."
"Wait!"
Xia luoqiu stood up on the bed, and the toes wrapped in pure white cotton socks curled up one by one, tightly clasped on the soft bed quilt to prevent the body from shaking:
"Why should I take you into my mother's room!"
"Because it's in a dream."
"This is unreasonable!"
"It's reasonable to dream unreasonably. Haven't you ever had more bizarre dreams yourself? Have you seen inception? Basic operation, don't 6. "
Xia luoqiu sat down with a flat mouth. Lin Xiaoxian continued to talk:
"... so in that case, I don't think it's good to make out with you. I can't call my sister directly, but I can't help it. You're too colorful and too big. After all, I fell in love with your tight skirt, black net socks and love shaped tail plug-in..."
"Insert..."
Lin Xiaoxian listed the clothes in detail, which made Xia luoqiu suspect that he was implying himself, but some strange professional words made Xia luoqiu confused.
"... yes, the plug-in is good. It's more astringent than pendant, and it's still a dynamic plug-in. The little love at the end of the tail is more flexible than Tuan Tuan, and more flexible than your family's roundness. You just need to tilt it up and shake it, and all kinds of tease it. Sister, who can stand it when you say you're so beautiful?"
"Lin Xiaoxian, don't talk about me... Say I'm... Say I'm color!"
Although I still don't know what the demon is, according to Lin Xiaoxian's detailed description, Xia luoqiu still imagined her appearance across the phone, and then felt that she was about to die of shame.
Especially what plug-ins they wear, it sounds not serious, and they feel much more shy than the cos little nurse.
"But you are really beautiful in summer and autumn. In your dream."
However, Lin Xiaoxian said more and more vigorously and continued to describe the content behind. The scale became larger and larger, and finally almost became the kind of paying.
"Stop, stop! Lin Xiaoxian, do you write little yellow books at home every day? "
Xia luoqiu stopped. Compared with adjectives, Lin Xiaoxian's tone was really unbearable. It seemed to be right in her ear. She pulled her with all kinds of explicit or shameful words, which always reminded her of that day in the hospital.
"I know anyway."
Summer falls and autumn falls, take a deep breath and pat your face:
"Lin Xiaoxian, you said it was a spring dream?"
"Not a game, half court, because we were good in the first half, watching movies, roller coasters, going shopping and watching stars, but in the second half... You turned up."
"Ah ah! You still say! "
"In fact, I haven't finished yet. You're getting worse in the second round. It's embarrassing. Do you want to listen?"
In fact, there was no second round, but Lin Xiaoxian opened his mouth and came.
After all, it's Xia luoqiu. As the daughter of the head of Xia's group, she is very different from Xia Xinyao. Xia Xinyao doesn't dare to fool Lin Xiaoxian even on the phone, but Xia luoqiu can play in front of her.
"Don't listen! Lin Xiaoxian, you pervert! Hooligans! "
Lin Xiaoxian heard the banging sound across the street. It should be Xia luoqiu taking the pillow as his and beating him with a small fist.
"Sister, the saying of hooligan is too old-fashioned for you."
"Not for me? OK, change! Just wait for my mother to scold you! "
Xia luoqiu decides to sue and let her mother know how rogue Lin Xiaoxian is.
Don't say, Lin Xiaoxian really doesn't want to offend president Xia. In terms of financial resources, experience and ability, Xia Xinyao is the highest level person Lin Xiaoxian contacts at present.
It should also be the most difficult mother-in-law in the future.
For such a mother-in-law, we must be good in the early stage and don't get caught.
Therefore, Lin Xiaoxian said good things and bad things, and gave his behavior of playing hooligans a new definition of flirting and swearing, back to the main topic:
"So, sister Xue, why did you call me all of a sudden during the day?"