"What happened to my son? Son is not human? It's not a kiss... "
Shortly after Lin Xiaoxian entered the box of fresh horses, a swearing young boy came to the square at the door.
Although the little boy is young, he looks like a junior high school student, but his face is no shallower than the half old Xu Niang in the boudoir. He puts his hands in his pockets and kicks small stones and plastic bags on the street from time to time. He is impressively the younger brother of the learning committee member, earth cancer and Zhou Feng.
"Why don't you go and eat a crayfish? Even if you're making a fuss, you've been bothering me all your life... Tut? Shit... "
Zhou Feng kicked it all the way. When he waited at the door of box Ma Xiansheng, he accidentally kicked an ultra-thin transparent plastic bag that was very elegant. He used the principle of static electricity and Bernoulli to go crazy. He spared a circle with Zhou Feng's shoes.
Therefore, Zhou Feng's unstable blood pressure suddenly soared.
"I can't provoke my father and sister, and I can't provoke you?"
The plastic bag is so arrogant. Although Zhou Feng is a brother among his brothers at home, he is not made of clay after all. As soon as the little boy comes up, he will compete with the plastic bag.
"I kick, I kick..."
Zhou Feng kicked the ordinary plastic bag several times, but he didn't kick it at all. The plastic bag turned around like an eight character picture at his feet and landed in place again.
???
This thing is fine?
Zhou Feng couldn't understand it, but he was shocked.
In his fury, Zhou Feng put his right foot in a plastic bag as soon as he was ready, and failed to earn two. He almost stumbled and tripped when his left foot stepped on his right foot. It was only after a few meters of fire running that he could stabilize his body.
"Hoo..."
Zhou Feng, who stopped steadily, had a cold sweat on his back.
Good guy, I almost lost my face
He got up happily, wiped his forehead, and then saw several girls about his age coming face to face, hand in hand.
“……”
“……”
Yu Guang contacted each other and said nothing until he passed Zhou Feng's side. A string of silver bell like laughter echoed behind Zhou Feng, like a thorn.
At this moment, Zhou Feng would rather that he was really the cancer of the earth in his sister's mouth and begged the people to send him to Mars.
The little boy's face was as hot as bleeding. Finally, he was willing to honestly take off the plastic bag from his shoes and throw it into the trash can. He just felt that there were other more important things to throw away with him.
But his face has been lost, and it is impossible to recover it. At present, he should hurry into the box and blow the air conditioner to cool his red face.
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Because of some stubborn and strange requirements of the old sister, Zhou Feng went straight to the crayfish area after entering the box of fresh horses.
It's crowded. There are many adults.
Zhou Feng looked around
"Handsome man, buy lobster?"
“……”
The enthusiastic aunt of the salesperson came over. Zhou Feng, who had just lost his face, committed temporary social fear. With a cry of "handsome boy", he wanted to blush. He turned away in a hurry, pretended to wander in other places for a while, and then came back quietly.
For fear of being by his enthusiastic aunt gank again, Zhou Feng walked around and observed for a long time before he knew that the basin for buying crayfish should be taken at the weighing place.
While the basin was not paying attention, Zhou Feng took a small one.
Then watch outside the crowd, ready to find a suitable gap and insert it.
However, looking at it, the gap was not found, but a person with some familiar faces came into sight.
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The crayfish in the pool are alive and dancing, waving pliers ferociously. From time to time, you can hear the sound of sucking cold air one after another. Obviously, many people have been caught.
Lin Xiaoxian chatted with sister an without stopping. Crayfish were slowly loaded in the basin. They were very lively and always climbed out. Lin Xiaoxian had to turn them over from time to time.
In addition, the small basin provided by HEMA fresh is relatively deep, so the overall problem is not big. Lin Xiaoxian quickly chose a small pound, but together, he found that there was no crayfish in the basin of anbeixi.
"Sister an, why don't you choose?" Lin Xiaoxian is very strange.
An Beixi stared at the crayfish in the pool, but it seemed that he didn't pick it up. After listening to Lin Xiaoxian's question, he hesitated and smiled awkwardly:
"I'm... Kind of... For arthropod reptiles..."
Lin Xiaoxian said "Oh" and said frankly that he was afraid. In fact, there are many such people.
"Then you come to buy a living?"
"It's all Brother Yun. She has to show her skills. She's lazy..."
Anbeixi held an empty basin in his hands and frowned slightly:
"Alas... I didn't expect that when I really planned to start, I was more and more scared of this thing..."
The elder sister is in trouble. Does the younger brother have to raise his hand.
Lin Xiaoxian looks at the crayfish in his basin. They are complete in shape, uniform in size, five or five open in head and body, bright red and clean in color, and clean in belly hair and claw hair.
If you give such high-quality goods to your sister with your brother's generosity, doesn't it mean wronging your family and girlfriend in disguise?
Therefore, in order for Jiabao to eat the best crayfish, Lin Xiaoxian didn't want to give the selected crayfish directly to others. It is said that it's better to teach people how to catch crayfish than to teach people how to fish. He decided to teach anbeixi how to catch crayfish.
"Catch?" Ann Beixi's thin lips said, "shouldn't you teach me how to overcome fear first, and then catch it?"
"This kind of thing, as long as you start, you will naturally overcome your fear, just like people who are afraid of water learn to swim. If they don't go into the water, they will always be afraid and never learn."
"What about it biting me?"
"It's like swimming when you're bitten. How can you learn without choking water?"
"Tut Tut, you really let it bite me?"
When Lin Xiaoxian smiled, sister an became playful:
"What do you mean I let it bite? It's like swimming. If I don't let the water choke you, it won't choke. I can't control the water. I'm not the sea king."
When it comes to crayfish, Lin Xiaoxian always talks about swimming.
The little villain... Still wants to teach his sister how to swim
An Beixi's beautiful eyes blinked:
"Lin Xiaoxian, aren't you the sea king?"
"Uh..."
Lin Xiaoxian was embarrassed and buttoned his head:
"Hey, I almost forgot that you have seen Chang Qing and Xiao Yan, sister an..."
"Cut... Just them? What else? "
"Also..."
Lin Xiaoxian suddenly, yes, summer and autumn!
Ann Beixi is the counselor of Xia luoqiu. Look at sister an's expression, do you know about Xia luoqiu?
However, an Beixi knows more than that. He takes out his mobile phone and opens wechat to Lin Xiaoxian. On it is a text message sent by Xia luoqiu to her:
[Xia luoqiu: sister an, Lin Xiaoxian is my boyfriend]
???
When did this girl send it? What are you doing here?
Lin Xiaoxian glanced at the time when the message was sent and remembered it.
It was the day when the two were "United physically and mentally". When they were dating in Yuya Park, Xia luoqiu learned that she knew sister an, she took out her mobile phone and pressed what. Dare you send her this message?
[sister an, Lin Xiaoxian is my boyfriend]
Lin Xiaoxian naturally saw the sour warning in this message, suggesting that anbeixi should not be colluded with by himself. He immediately remembered his certificate to ensure that anbeixi would not be colluded with.
Right now, I'm going to teach her to catch crayfish. Is this collusion?
Lin Xiaoxian thought, it shouldn't count.
Just teach her how to catch lobster. Just let her adapt to practice. She doesn't even need to talk about hooking up with her hands.
"Hiss!"
Thinking about it, someone pumped the air conditioner. Lin Xiaoxian said that it was necessary to exhaust the air conditioner in the whole store. As a result, she looked up and found that sister an clenched her lower lip, her face was bitter, and her white and greasy slender jade hand was hanging a fierce crayfish.
"No..."
Lin Xiaoxian couldn't help laughing:
"Sister an, I haven't started teaching yet. What are you anxious to do? What's the good fear?"
"No, you said you wanted to break your courage... Oh... It hurts! Lin Xiaoxian, it, it's working hard. Help me. "
In fact, without her saying more, Lin Xiaoxian is already saving.
In fact, it's not so exaggerated to say "rescue". The one holding her hand is only a relatively small one. Lin Xiaoxian pinched it a little on its abdomen and fell down.
"It's very small. It shouldn't hurt very much."
"No, it really hurts."
It's true that anbeixi's tears and flowers hurt, and blood beads came out when his fingers were pressed twice.
Lin Xiaoxian is speechless. Is her hand made of tofu
In view of the habit formed before, Lin Xiaoxian now wants to take it into his mouth as soon as he sees the blood coming from his beautiful fingers.
But sister an is different after all. Lin Xiaoxian honestly took out a band aid and bound her up. Ann Beixi was surprised:
"There seem to be few boys with paper. Lin Xiaoxian, do you still have band aids with you?"
"It's not that there are too many stupid women around... Oh, sister Ann, I didn't say you."
“……”
Lin Xiaoxian didn't notice that just when he wrapped the band aid, a little boy had passed through the crowd and walked straight towards himself.
"Brother in law!"
?
Lin Xiaoxian looked up and shook:
"Zhou Feng?"
"Brother in law! Long time no see! "
Zhou Feng, who had deep admiration and even gratitude for his powerful brother-in-law, was elated when he saw Lin Xiaoxian, forgot his unhappiness, and then turned his eyes to anbeixi.
Tut Tut, what a beautiful sister with temperament, like a star.
Good guy, I'm worthy of my brother-in-law
Zhou Feng immediately winked and leaned over. The little devil poked his brother-in-law's waist with his elbow:
"Cow, brother-in-law, new?"
“???”
Lin Xiaoxian's face was black at that time. What does this little boy learn at school now