"Lin Xiaoxian, you are hateful. You bully me as soon as you come!"
The flushed study committee member sat at the table. He was angry, but Yu Guang glanced at the faint kiss mark on the clavicle. He couldn't help but be ashamed and pulled the collar of the T-shirt.
"Baby, in fact, strictly speaking, you seduced me first..."
"Bah!"
Lin Xiaoxian is so cheeky that he can tell such lies.
As we all know, Zhou Jia is neither Gu Xiaoyan nor Su Yuan. He has never done such shameless things.
But Lin Xiaoxian is still "wronged":
"Good baby, look at this weather. I come to your house to see you. You don't turn on the air conditioner. My heart is inevitably hot and dry, so..."
"Enough of you, Lin Xiaoxian, you are lecherous!"
"Baby, you're welcome. Look at your performance just now, aren't you..."
"You...!"
Lin Xiaoxian smiled, and the study committee member was angry and didn't want to refute.
Yes, I don't want to!
It's not impossible!
"When you come, what are you doing with two crayfish?"
The study committee member silently turned on the air conditioner and pointed to the two guys waving tongs in the lunch box. They looked as bad as Lin Xiaoxian.
Lin Xiaoxian shrugged:
"You ask me?"
"Otherwise."
The study committee member whispered, and Lin Xiaoxian understood. It seemed that she didn't know that Zhou Feng had explained everything, or she didn't want to admit it.
Lin Xiaoxian knows it and moves it with emotion:
"Baby, you don't dare eat crayfish. Why don't you tell me in advance?"
Well, Lin Xiaoxian had a showdown. The study committee member blushed and didn't have a hard mouth. He held his hands on the lunch box and stared at the crayfish inside:
"What if I say... You don't want me to go..."
"Nonsense."
Lin Xiaoxian shook his head and walked over, gently pressing her shoulder. There was some blame in his tone:
"Baby, how can you think so?"
"Well... Even if you still want me to go, what if you change to something else because I can't eat crayfish? You are an exaggerator sometimes. You can certainly do such a thing... "
Lin Xiaoxian can't say anything about this, because it's really possible.
"... in the evening, I'm not the only one, but also sister Mu and Xiaoshu. At that time, everyone will change their taste because I can't eat crayfish alone. How bad..."
Lin Xiaoxian thinks that this reason may be the real worry of the study committee. As for what Zhou Feng said, Lin Xiaoxian doesn't believe it.
"So I asked Zhou Feng to buy one and get familiar with it from 0. You won't be seen when you get it. Everyone will take care of me. You can't enjoy yourself..."
The study committee member told the cause and effect, sighed and looked at the two crayfish in the lunch box
"Xiaoxian..."
"Yes."
"Am I the most troublesome girlfriend around you..."
"No, I'm thinking again!"
In Lin Xiaoxian's opinion, each of his girlfriends is in trouble.
And the more girlfriends, the more trouble it will appear. After all, each family has its own differences. If Lin Xiaoxian wants to give consideration to all of them, he will certainly feel double the trouble.
But the problem is that he doesn't hate such trouble.
Those beautiful girls, each of whom is a dazzling pearl, are now strung into a necklace and worn on their own neck
Lin Hsiao Hsien is willing to take on the blessings that have been cultivated for several generations, not to mention the trivial troubles, even if he is prone to some chicken flying and dog jumping.
"Baby, let's overcome the crayfish first."
"How to overcome it?"
"Just as you planned, cook it and eat it."
Lin Xiaoxian lifted up his sleeves, picked up two crayfish and began to run to the kitchen. He was held by the learning committee member:
"Wait."
“?”
"I thought... Well... I still don't eat them."
“why?”
The study committee member pondered a little and warned Lin Xiaoxian:
"Don't laugh at me."
"Don't worry, I received professional training during my senior one military training. No matter how funny it is, I won't laugh."
The study committee whispered:
"I only asked Zhou Feng to buy one. You brought two and looked in pairs. It's just... It's good. I kind of want to raise them..."
"Ah? You can't even feed? "
Lin Xiaoxian proposed:
"If the baby wants to raise some small animals, it's good to have a pair of goldfish. It's also in pairs..."
"No!"
?
Lin Xiaoxian just mentioned it casually. Unexpectedly, the reaction of the study committee member was unexpectedly fierce, and his mouth pouted hard:
"Anything else! Never goldfish! "
"Uh huh! Listen to the baby... "
"Hum..."
“……”
Lin Xiaoxian said that if goldfish can't do it, how can he turn his eyes back? He's not a goldfish
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My boyfriend bought a pair of crayfish and my girlfriend wants to keep them well.
With this idea in mind, the study committee member filled the lunch box with some water and threw a stone used to press the pickle jar. In short, we will make do with it first. How to raise it.
On second thought, Lin Xiaoxian felt that this was just a way to overcome "crayfish phobia".
It is said that in many families with cats and dogs, at first, their parents, grandparents opposed everything. Later, they kissed more than their own sons and granddaughters, holding them in their arms every day.
According to this phenomenon, Lin Xiaoxian infers that learning to raise crayfish is also a way for customer service.
It's just
Now, before dinner at night, is this time enough to adapt?
Just try. Lin Xiaoxian took out one of the crayfish first, carefully put it in his own hand and let the study committee touch it.
Then he found tape to bind his pliers and put them in the hands of the study committee members.
"Ah! It... It's climbing... "
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. This thing is strong outside but weak in the middle. A bundle of pliers is a waste. Just like Li Chi, it belongs to puffiness..."
The study committee member couldn't help laughing and hit him with an angry smile:
"You are always dishonest. You even speak ill of your brother and say you are not bad..."
"Women are like brothers. Brothers are clothes."
"Hehe, the original words are that women are like clothes." The study committee mercilessly pricked his mouth.
"Er... Clothes are more important than brothers. You see, disabled people can't run naked in the street, can they?"
“……”
The bad guy can really deceive. The study committee member doesn't argue with him. He doesn't turn his head. While knocking on the back shell of the crayfish in his hand, he whispers:
"Lin Xiaoxian, am I your clothes, too..."
"No."
When Lin Xiaoxian saw that the study committee member suddenly became serious, he stopped fooling around. Just when he wanted to say something nice, the study committee member immediately said:
"I know that there are many clothes in your wardrobe, some are expensive, some are beautiful, some are comfortable and close fitting, and some are famous brands... Although I am neither the most expensive nor the most beautiful, Lin Xiaoxian, as I once said, if one day you encounter something bad and fall into the trough of life, penniless and naked, At that time, if you still take me with you and can warm me up, I will be very satisfied... "
"Good baby, don't say that."
Lin Xiaoxian tugged at her and gently hugged her from behind the back of the chair:
"... look at the good atmosphere. Why do you say that some of them are useless Don't tell me what you're afraid of up to now. I don't want you or something. "
"... I've been afraid for a long time. After all, Xiaoyan also said that if you dare, she'll cut you first..."
“……”
Lin Xiaoxian's face turned green when his crotch cooled.
Good guy, that goblin is really cruel
"But..."
The study committee member paused and glanced at Lin Xiaoxian:
"... but I'm a little worried today... Alas, yesterday was sister Xia, today is sister an, and I don't know what sister will come tomorrow..."
"No, no!"
Here's the crux. Lin Xiaoxian's head shook like a rattle:
"There is no sister... Eh? No, no, baby, she wasn't an Beixi... "
"No sister, then Aunt... Aunt an, aunt Xia or something..."
???
Lin Xiaoxian listened in panic and raised his right hand:
"Baby, I swear to the crayfish that anbeixi has nothing to do with me now, just pure hair..."
"It doesn't really matter if there is..."
The study committee member pulled off Lin Xiaoxian's right arm and hugged it. He leaned his head against it and quietly muttered:
"... Lin Xiaoxian, apart from the three of us, I don't know how many other girls you have outside. Anyway, every time you have one more girlfriend, Jia can't help worrying about being abandoned by you... This is Jia's problem, not yours. I said it to let you know this, so that you don't have to pay special attention. As long as Jia sticks to you a little every time, Just get used to the past... "
……
What is killing people?
I don't know about the murder, but the words of the learning committee member really killed Lin Xiaoxian's heart. He scalded Lin Xiaoxian's old face on the spot and was full of debt. He was a little ashamed.
After several sweet words, Lin Xiaoxian could not help feeling uneasy and sorry when he looked at the lovely person who was soon satisfied in his arms.
Finally, I don't know how long later, when the study committee member exclaimed "I seem not afraid of crayfish", Lin Xiaoxian came up with something hidden in the drawer of the old wardrobe and planned to make a bold decision in advance