Five catties of crayfish, when eating, there were six people around the table.
There are 4 Lin families and 2 Wang families.
"Jia, you do this first..."
"So?"
"Well, then squeeze..."
"A squeeze..."
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The study committee members did not know that the crayfish shell was so laborious to peel, but the delicious food stuffed into their mouth after it was hard to peel was quite a sense of achievement.
It's like the problem of two classes has finally been solved!
The study committee members can only think about this feeling in their hearts. They must be embarrassed to say it, otherwise they will be laughed at.
Just be laughed at by Lin Xiaoxian. She can beat him.
But if you are ridiculed by your sister-in-law and sister mu, the thin skinned study committee member will be embarrassed all night.
"Brother, give me one of the thirteen joss sticks."
"OK... Eh? Why don't you eat salted egg yolks? "
"Eat and eat, brother Xiaoxian, I want them all ~"
Wang Xiaomeng's small mouth is greasy and his small hands are greasy. Lin Xiaoxian refuses to wipe the toilet paper for her. He always wipes half of it, and the other half finds a chance to wipe it on his brother's ass.
There's no reason. I just think I'm always beaten. My brother hasn't been beaten much. I want to find some balance.
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When eating crayfish, Lin Xiaoxian found that Mu Changqing paid special attention to gloves.
"You haven't eaten a few shrimp. You use more waste gloves than shrimp shells."
He counted, and Mu Changqing had changed three or four pairs of gloves.
He was scolded by his nephew in front of the study committee member. Naturally, Mu Changqing was a little embarrassed and hurriedly explained:
"Xiaoxian, this glove leaks oil."
Oil leak?
Lin Xiaoxian peels off a piece of white and tender shrimp tail and feeds it into Jiabao's mouth. He turns his head and looks at Mu Changqing's hand:
"The glove was pierced by the shrimp shell?"
"No."
Mu Changqing shook his head:
"I'm not so clumsy."
When the study committee member heard the speech, he shrunk his small hand and quietly checked his gloves.
Fortunately, she is not clumsy.
But six people at a table are clumsy after all. Wang Xiaomeng is already changing gloves with a guilty conscience.
"Although the gloves are good, Xiao Xian is curious. My hands start to be greasy after a while..."
Mu Changqing's white and tender fingers pinched together and separated. Although there was no wire drawing, it was still a little oily.
"It's normal. Oil molecules can penetrate this kind of disposable thin plastic gloves, so no matter how many pairs you change, you will get some."
Lin Xiaoxian made a speech on popular science, and then took the study committee member as a positive example:
"If you are afraid of oil, you can be like Jia. You can dry with gloves in your left hand and chopsticks in your right hand. At least one hand is dry, which is convenient for drinking drinks, beer and mobile phones."
"I see..."
"Yeah..."
Both Lin Xiaoshu and Mu Changqing followed suit. Lin Xiaoxian secretly gave the study committee members a thumbs up and whispered praises:
"The baby is so smart..."
The study committee member is unmoved. How many sweet words he has now, and how many bad ideas and tricks he will have in the evening. Without a white little square towel, she has begun to square.
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The activities after eating crayfish are very homey.
The two children of the Wang family and Lin Xiaoshu played games on the sofa with a flat panel. No one watched the TV, but it was always open as an atmosphere group. Mu Changqing began to dress up the study committee members as dolls.
Teach her make-up and try on all kinds of new clothes.
Mu Changqing's clothes. Where can I wear them.
So from time to time, there are all kinds of reverie conversations in the bedroom.
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"Jiajia, try this one. It's just right for summer. It's slightly off the shoulder. It's especially suitable for girls with good collarbone like you."
"Is it... A little big?"
"Er... Let's roll the chest a little tighter... Ah! It fell out... Huh? It's so cute... Where's the pink... "
"Sister mu, you... You... Keep your voice down..."
"Huh? What are you afraid of? Haven't you seen it? "
"No... you... This suit doesn't suit me."
"Oh, that's it..."
"Is this...?"
"Well, when it's hot, let's make an appointment to go swimming. Try this in advance ~"
"Wait! This... This is just two ropes! Sister mu, I... "
"Aha... Sorry to take it wrong. This is... Um... I wear it occasionally..."
Play?
Who are you playing with?
The study committee member's little brain has been confused. I'm afraid he can't think about these problems. Lin Xiaoxian outside the door sipped a cup of fragrant tea with relish.
"Brother."
“?”
Lin Xiaoxian turned his head, and Lin Xiaoshu on the sofa gave him a thumbdown gesture:
"Pervert."
Wang Xiaomeng also joined in the fun:
"Hee hee ~ brother Xiaoxian is abnormal!"
“???”
Lin Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and imitated Aunt Wang's slap to Wang Xiaomeng. Seeing that Wang Xiaomeng's body shook, he covered his little ass and didn't open his mouth.
"Brother, if you don't think eavesdropping on girls is abnormal, sophistry and listen to me?"
"Xiaoshu, although you are a big girl, growing up doesn't mean rebellion. It's better to respect your brother."
"Well, well... Don't respect."
Lin Xiaoshu dragged a long tone and looked back on the iPad screen, flashing a trace of cunning:
"As long as you want and your sister-in-law doesn't mind, Xiaoshu can respect you tonight."
“……”
Lin Xiaoxian didn't dare to answer this. His old face was hot and ran back to his bedroom.
Then, I found a charming snow-white body on the bed.
“?”
"Meow ~"
A puppet who slipped back somehow was pillowing his head on the remote control of the air conditioner, with a delicate body and a big furry tail sweeping around him, like a demon fox.
"Did you drink fake wine?"
"Meow..."
Lin Xiaoxian picked it up and smelled it. It didn't smell like wine, but it smelled like a dog.
The sheets seem to have been changed first today.
It doesn't matter. Anyway, the baby wants to live tonight. It's supposed to be changed.
"What did you do to others at rhubarb?"
"Meow..."
Tuan Tuan's big blue eyes are innocent. Lin Xiaoxian doesn't ask. He directly asks Wang Xiaomeng to go home and have a look. Only then does he find that he sprinkled a few bubbles of cat urine into rhubarb's dog food.
Look at the situation in the house. It should have been a little fuss for a while.
Looking at the loveless state of rhubarb, it should be crazy tortured by flexible flying kites.
Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang played mahjong downstairs. They knew nothing about it. When they came back, Lin Xiaoxian went with Tuan's back neck meat.
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"Tuan Tuan..."
At this time, it was nightfall, and the study committee members finally rolled up to Tuan Tuan. Their bright little eyes were like Su Yuan when taking photos.
"Tuan Tuan ~..."
"Meow..."
"How are you..."
"Meow..."
"Xiao Xian, why does Tuan Tuan seem unhappy?"
It's normal that the cat who has just been confiscated two boxes of cat Mint by Lin Xiaoxian is unhappy, but Lin Xiaoxian can't watch his girlfriend roll the cat. He just quietly holds Tuan Tuan's tail and pinches it:
"It may owe a call, so it's not happy..."
"Meow?"
With such an obvious hint, Tuan Tuan could not understand it. He immediately arched his arch back in high spirits and began to rub the palm of the learning committee member:
"Meow ~ ~"
Looking at the beautiful eyebrows and eyes of the study committee members, Lin Xiaoxian gave Tuan Tuan a look of "you know", then quietly hugged Guo Jiabao's fragrant shoulder and began to pat rainbow farts:
"Baby, you look at Tuan Tuan. You'll be happy when you see you. You may also be a cat in your last life. It's ten times more beautiful than Tuan Tuan."
"Hehe, Lin Xiaoxian, I saw pulling its tail."
"Ah, this..."
Lin Xiaoxian was embarrassed. The study committee member didn't care. He continued to roll the puppet's soft fur:
"But it's amazing that Tuan Tuan can understand your threat..."
"Actually, I didn't threaten it."
"Hum... I'm hard spoken. What's this?"
"Really, baby, actually, Tuan Tuan is a fight M... So as soon as I pull it, it will be happy..."
???
At that time, the study committee member's face turned black, then turned red, and angrily pinched Lin Xiaoxian's arm:
"Lin Xiaoxian, who are you implying?"
"Hiss! Ouch... I! I hinted at me! I'm Jiandou m... the balcony here is inconvenient, baby. Let's go back to the bedroom and pinch slowly... "
"Who's going to the bedroom with you? I... I said sleep on the sofa... Hey Wait, I haven't bathed yet... "
"Wash together, wash together..."
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