Chapter 1355

"Then I'll give a speech!" Yang xiaotiandao.

"Please Jack Kerouac made a please sign, "I've got the stage ready for you. Where's your speech?"

Yang Xiaotian said: "I'm a speaker. I've never written a speech."

Jack Kerouac said, "do you give a speech without writing?"

Yang Xiaotian said: "not bad."

Jack Kerouac said, "great! I believe your eyes will not be inferior to those of Bill Gates and Zuckerberg at Harvard

"That's nature." Yang Xiaotian said, boarded the podium.

The audience below was solemn.

The media filmed Yang Xiaotian one after another.

Order is in order.

How to say here is also the world's top university, everyone has a relatively high quality, chaos is not chaos.

"Keke..." Yang Xiaotian moistened his throat and tested the microphone. The sound quality of the microphone was very high and clear.

"Some people say that a good speech is like a woman's skirt. The shorter the better." Yang Xiaotian said, "my speech is undoubtedly a good speech - my speech is over!"

After that, Yang xiaotianxia came to Taiwan.

Jack Kerouac

Vice President:

MIT high level

Outstanding Alumni:

Students:

Media:

Yang Xiaotian's speech was so short that everyone was stunned and speechless.

Jack Kerouac said that although a gentleman's speech is the same as a woman's skirt, the shorter the better, it can't be shortened into a miniskirt. That's too indecent.

The students looked at each other face to face. Although they didn't like the rambling speech, Yang Xiaotian's speech was too concise and had no substantive content.

It's hard to be satisfied.

The media are not very satisfied. The speech is too short. It takes less than ten seconds before and after the speech.

The speech was over before anyone could react.

No gimmicks!

The media curse one after another - Yang Xiaotian is a fast shooter!

But Yang Xiaotian is very satisfied.

He really didn't prepare his speech.

Originally, Yang Xiaotian also planned to do as the Romans do a long speech, but as soon as he came to power, Yang Xiaotian changed his mind. What he wants to say has already been said in time magazine. It's meaningless to emphasize his point of view over and over again.

"Good!" Or is Jack Kerouac quick enough to take the lead in clapping.

make love!

So the high level of the school applauded, Pa Pa Pa!

Let's clap, clap!

For a moment, the sound of the hall came one after another.

The applause soon ended.

After enjoying the applause, Yang Xiaotian asked Jack Kerouac, "how about my speech, headmaster

Jack Kerouac said with a dry smile: "your speech is so exquisite

Yang Xiaotian laughed: "I knew that I was also a genius in the field of public speaking."

Jack Kerouac has nothing to say. I know you have a lot of money, but can you make a face?

"Can I have my diploma now?" Yang Xiaotian said, "I'm a genius, but I'm holding a senior high school job. It's very embarrassing! If I get my diploma, my life with too many regrets will be a little more complete. "

"Well..." Jack Kerouac said speechless, "we're going to speak after you."

Yang Xiaotian said, "all of you want to make a speech?"

Jack Kerouac said, "that's not true. Just a few main leaders."

Speaking after Yang Xiaotian is a big show. Only the leaders of MIT are qualified. Ordinary small leaders are not qualified for that.

Yang Xiaotian said, "can't you simplify it?"

Jack Kerouac said, "what does it mean to simplify?"

Yang Xiaotian took a look at his Rolex and said, "time is money, my friend. Our time is precious. It's useless to talk so much nonsense. Why don't you give a speech by yourself? "

Jack Kerouac said bitterly, "it's not in line with the established procedure..." he didn't want to be in the limelight alone. That's too much hatred.

Yang Xiaotian said: "about the 100 million dollars..."

Jack Kerouac interrupted Yang Xiaotian and said, "I suddenly feel that I can't waste time. My speech alone is enough!"

Yang Xiaotian said with a smile: "headmaster, your understanding is still very high, but I still hope your speech can be simplified."

Jack Kerouac said, "I will." Jack Kerouac said, saying in his heart, if you want to simplify, then I'll give it to you. Except for rainbow fart, I won't say any more nonsense.

Thinking about this, Jack Kerouac stepped on the stage, looked at the crowd below and said, "Mr. Yang Xiaotian is right. A good speech should be like a woman's skirt. The shorter the better."

Everyone said in secret, is headmaster Jack Kerouac also a quick shooter, short and capable?

Jack Kerouac said: "just because of the difference of personal hobbies, Mr. Yang Xiaotian likes miniskirts. I like long skirts."

Jack Kerouac's poor sense of humor can only arouse a few people's smile. Most people look at Jack Kerouac strangely, which makes Jack Kerouac feel embarrassed.

Fortunately, Jack Kerouac has always been thick skinned and continues his speech: "Yang Xiaotian, our gifted man at MIT, is hardworking, talented, smart... Handsome..."

Jack Kerouac began his rainbow fart to Yang Xiaotian.

Colorful rainbow, Yang Xiaotian is quite comfortable with farting.

But the main idea is very simple: Yang Xiaotian is excellent, and it is a pity to drop out of MIT. Therefore, after our research, we decided to let Yang Xiaotian get his diploma according to the case of Bill Gates and Harvard University.

"Well, my speech is over..." originally, Jack Kerouac's speech was ten minutes long, but Yang Xiaotian wanted him to simplify, so he had to simplify a lot. He finished his speech in two minutes.

make love!

Yang Xiaotian takes the lead, Pa Pa Pa!

Let's all clap!

The applause was thunderous.

Jack Kerouac was relieved that his heart rhythm was still under control. Although Yang Xiaotian greatly destroyed the established plan, there was no big accident.

"Is the speech over?" Yang Xiaotian asked.

"It's over. It's the shortest and most powerless speech I've ever had." Jack Kerouac road.

"Men, the shorter the better." Yang Xiaotian talks nonsense.

Jack Kerouac has a black line.

"Can I get my diploma now?" Yang Xiaotian said, "it seems that you still let us be honorary professors, right?"