Jia Lan pushed Ye Xiang away and said angrily, "they've already fainted. They're going to wake up. It's estimated that they'll have to wait for some time."
Ye Xiang was speechless for a while, but looking at Jialan's slender legs and the faint smell from her, all this confused Ye Xiang.
He unconsciously climbed up Jialan's body. The next second, ye Xiang felt the earth spinning, and then he was "planted" on the beach.
For a long time, ye Xiangcai climbed out by himself. He spit out the sand on his head and face for a long time, and there is still a salty smell in his mouth.
Jialan looked at Ye Xiang with a smile and said, "I was confused before. I let your boy take advantage of the loophole. Now I still want to eat my mother's tofu, that's to die. This is a warning. If you dare to have another time, you will be castrated directly! "
Ye Xiang tightened his legs and said with a smile, "I couldn't help but control myself just now. I won't do it in the future, absolutely not!"
When Jialan heard the speech, she suddenly smiled charmingly and held the collar of her clothes with both hands. This is a cardigan training skirt and trousers with buttons in front. At the moment, Jialan is undoing the buttons a little bit.
And ye Xiang looked at it without blinking. Suddenly Jialan pulled away her clothes
Wheezing
Two blood lines sprayed out of Ye Xiang's nostrils. Then ye Xiang quickly closed his eyes and said, "I don't see, I don't see anything."
"Hahaha..." Jia Lan's happy laughter came out. "It's so fun. It's really like what the movie said. Men will have nosebleed when they see things they shouldn't see!"
Ye Xiang opened his eyes and looked at Jialan, who smiled until tears came out. He didn't know why the more than 100 year old Sanxian was so happy.
But now he still looks at how Huang Youliang and others are doing, so ye Xiang doesn't take care of Jialan, but walks in the direction of the first three people leaving.
When ye Xiang found them, he was really frightened. He saw that all three of them were bleeding and unconscious. If they didn't see their chest ups and downs, they would be dead.
"Alas, I'm so badly hurt that I'll waste my pill again!" Then Jialan gave them three more sea blue pills and asked Ye Xiang to give them one.
After that, Jialan took Ye Xiang to chat, and then... Ye Xiang went crazy!
This beautiful LAN probably hasn't chatted with anyone for a long time. No, it should be said that she chatted with her heart and lungs.
Ye Xiang only remembers that at the beginning, Jialan said that she became a loose immortal at the age of 18. Because she was too simple, she was almost cheated several times. Later, the refined pill was often cheated.
In the end, sanxiu in the whole Pacific knows her name. A very simple sanxiu sister can cheat all kinds of best pills from her by taking some fun and delicious ones.
Jialan spoke in detail about this process. For example, during World War II, the United States and Japan fought in the Pacific Ocean, and many sanxiu were forced to leave their islands.
One of them didn't believe in evil and had to ask the Japanese army stationed on the island for an explanation. As a result, he was black and blue with several shells and had to fly away with his sword.
Later, he fled to Jialan's Island and complained to Jialan. Jialan saw his pity and gave him thousands of healing pills.
Before the guy left, he vowed, "I will never forget the kindness of Taoist friends to save their lives. I will thank you again in the future!"
Yeah!
The guy said and did it. The second time he came, he did bring a lot of good things, but he also brought a group of shameless people.
There are also guys in the orthodox cultivation world, and they all come to ask for something, such as big return pill, Haina pill, King Kong pill and golden body pill
To tell the truth, ye Xiang was shocked when he heard this, because Jialan said that she could refine these pills.
However, later, Jialan simply moved. After all, the sanxiu who was saved by him was like a second dealer. Every time he came, he either ordered pills or brought some inexplicable people.
Annoyed, Jialan chose Yuandun
Listening to others say his own things can be tolerated as an audience, but when Jialan shifted the topic to Ye Xiang, ye Xiang went crazy.
"How many wives does your father have..."
"How did your mother die..."
"I'll go. There are so many heritages. If I say no, it's gone. Why don't you kill them..."
"Your wife's golden elixir was eaten by you. Your cultivation is still so low?"
"Double repair... We were double repair just now! It took you seven days and seven nights for your first double practice... Really or not... Is that great? "
……
Ye Xiang was asked by Jialan one by one. He had the feeling that a dog could not bite a hedgehog.
There are so many questions about Jialan that ye Xiang doesn't know how to answer them.
Finally, after ye Xiang didn't know how many questions he answered, his eyes began to become dull, his voice was mechanical, his voice was monotonous, and there was no emotion.
"Yes, yes... You guessed right... Hehe... Hehe..."
But Jialan seemed not to see it and still chattered
"You say how the world has become like this. There are so many planes in the sky. I have to be worried when I defend my sword for fear of being hit by a plane..."
"Oh, you said..."
I don't know how long it took, ye Xiang's body and mind were greatly damaged, but Jialan somehow knew to stop.
Because Huang Youliang woke up first, Jialan no longer pressed Ye Xiang, but chased Huang Youliang.
"Elder, younger generation really don't know... Even if you kill me, I don't know... I don't study physics. I don't know how to make the aircraft engine!"
"Senior, I study economics. I have a tumor in my stomach. I don't know how to cut it out... And senior... I really don't know if I will see Dantian after my stomach is cut open!"
"Elder... Kill me... Help... Help..."
……
Finally, when Huang Youliang was about to be schizophrenic, ye Xiang recovered and said, "go and have a look in the cave!"
Jialan heard that Yan stopped asking questions this time, and ye Xiang smiled helplessly. I really don't know whether it's good or bad to let her go to the cave.
However, ye Xiang took them to Dongtian and left. Now what he needs is to deal with Wang Yongkun and Jiang Guozhu.
After all, these two guys were involved in the Xiuzhen world again. I think it's impossible to just drive them out of Dongtian.
But ye Xiang really didn't like such selfish villains as Jiang Guozhu.
If it weren't for him, how could he provoke such a wonderful Sanxian? Therefore, ye Xiang felt it necessary to talk about it.
But before ye Xiang could speak, Wang Yongkun was the first to say that if there was a medicine to erase his memory, give him one. He wanted to live an ordinary life.
Ye Xiang was helpless and took out the pill again. Wang Yongkun swallowed it without blinking.
But Jiang Guozhu showed a greedy face and said, "third, this is a good chance to get rich. Think about it! Such a woman is still a cultivator. She must have life prolonging medicine in her hand. As long as we can cheat pills from her, we will develop! "
Ye Xiang really couldn't resist. He kicked Jiang Guozhu in the past and directly kicked him away.
He can see that this guy is pretending to be a good man. In fact, he is an exquisite egoist. As long as he is good for himself and can make money, he doesn't mind putting down the moral bottom line.
As before, ye Xiang fed him a second pill to erase his memory.
However, ye Xiang still has some concerns. If you eat too much of this pill, you won't be stupid!
But he couldn't care so much. When he finished, he called Jialan out, took the two guys out of the small world and sent them back to the school dormitory.
At the moment, the sky is about to dawn. Sure enough, the time of xiaotiandi is synchronized with that of the outside world, and the time of Dongtian is ten times faster than that of the outside world.
In fact, there is a big difference between xiaotiandi and Dongtian. In terms of time, xiaotiandi and the outside world are synchronized. In terms of crossing robbery, any number of disasters can be spent in Dongtian, even Yuanying robbery.
The small world will not work. If someone crosses the sky in the small world, the consequence is that the small world will collapse directly.
However, the ten-year thunder robbery of Sanxian can be crossed in a small world.
After working hard all night and being abused by Jialan all night, he decided to go back to the cave to sleep.
However, when ye Xiang returned to the cave, he found that the whole cave had been made by Jialan.
When food was a priority, ye Xiang saw the eldest Zhang Nan and the sixth Ge Qiang sitting there eating instant noodles with a dull and desperate expression.
Ye Xiang walked over and asked for a long time before he found out why.
It turned out that Jialan asked them what their accomplishments were and how old they were.
When they learned that they had just refined their body environment at this age, Jialan opened the mockery mode.
It was a mockery of heaven and earth, and there was a mockery of the air in the middle, which hit their self-esteem and self-confidence to nothing.
Ye Xiang sighed helplessly, and finally comforted, "there is a sequence in entering the profession, and the practice is personal. Since we are late, we can only rely on diligence to make up for it! "
There was a light in Zhang Nan's eyes and said, "yes! The third is right. I'm going back to practice! "
Ge Qiang also put down the dishes and chopsticks and silently followed Zhang Nan away.
Ye Xiang took a look at their bowl. The instant noodles in it basically didn't move. It seems that he was really hit by Jialan!
At this time, Li Chengyong came in with a smile. When he saw Ye Xiang, he said respectfully, "master, you're back!"
Ye Xiang looked back at Li Chengyong and asked, "you haven't been stuck by her!"
Li Chengyong said with a smile, "yes, how can you escape! But I have a thick skin! "
Li Chengyong talked about his experience. Jialan also looked for him. Similarly, Li Chengyong lost a meal.
However, Li Chengyong argued, "I was late in training, but three days after I entered the cave, I entered the training state, and now I am in the middle of the training state. And I heard someone say that it took me three months to enter the body refining state.
If you say genius, I'm the genius, and you're... Average! "
Then Jialan really shut up. Ye Xiang thought about it. He found that the girl was more or less reasonable. At least she didn't sophistry in front of the facts, which was gratifying.
Sure enough, the time was not long. Jia Lan came back with a drooping head, and followed the laughing Xiang'er behind her.
Needless to say, Shimei is also a kind of genius, and she has survived the 99 day disaster alone, which is enough for her to blow all her life.
Jialan goes to find Shimei who is more talented. She is really not Shimei's opponent
Ye Xiang looked at Jialan like a defeated Rooster and asked, "what's the matter? Hit by them? If I say that Jiang Guozhu, who was expelled by me before, was born to refine Qi, do you still live? "
Jia Lan suddenly shouted, "I don't live!"