After a short time, these people ate red faced one by one, and Yin Yue sat among them, just looking at them with a smile and saying nothing.
In fact, Yin Yue doesn't like Sichuan food. At first, she said she liked it because she guessed her father's idea.
Ye Xiang is going to tease these guys with Sichuan food, so this boiled fish uses devil pepper.
But soon the second dish, double cooked pork, came up. The fat meat slices were combined with green pepper. People who don't know will certainly think that this dish is not spicy.
It's a pity that ye Xiang didn't let the cook use vegetable pepper, but the big Chaotian pepper. Although it's not as spicy as boiled fish, it's not inferior.
So the sound of "SiHa" came one after another in the whole hall, and then there was the sound of pouring cold water one by one.
However, eating chili is addictive, so people who eat chili for the first time generally have this mentality and think about not eating it! But when he saw others eating, he couldn't stop.
At the beginning, ye Xiang arranged for people to carry several buckets of cold water. He watched these people eat pepper with a bad smile on his face.
And he said from time to time, "this boiled fish and double cooked meat are the best of Sichuan cuisine. They are very delicious. How's it going? It's delicious! "
The royal family said it was delicious, and the other party was eating, so there was no reason for these household officials not to eat.
So the people no longer wanted to eat, but they didn't know that the dishes Ye Xiang and Qing He ate were slightly spicy.
The dishes are fast. Mapo Tofu, shredded pork with fish flavor, boiled meat slices, spicy chicken, Kung Pao diced chicken, salivary chicken... Dengying Beef, pickled pepper chicken feet
Among them, fish flavored shredded pork and Kung Pao diced chicken are not too spicy in themselves, but at the instigation of Ye Xiang, these two dishes also put a lot of pepper.
So these officials ate vegetables and drank cold water, and no one moved the wine on the table at all.
Slowly, many people sweated on their faces, and others began to scratch their necks. It was obviously too spicy.
But at the moment, ye Xiang was gulping at the food and said, "eat! Take a big bite... "
Now that the royal family has spoken, these officials don't want to eat any more, they still eat in big gulps.
So after a meal, the dishes were eaten up, and more than a dozen barrels of water were drunk. Everyone left with his stomach.
But it's just the beginning. Pepper and cold water are a perfect match.
So in the evening, these people investigated outside for a day, and ate a belly of pepper and cold water at noon. The results can be imagined.
So in order to avoid embarrassment, Yin Yue didn't go back to live, but was pulled to sleep by grandma Qinghe.
At night, in this small courtyard in the Zhizhou residence, bursts of wails sounded.
But ye Xiang's imperial sword was suspended in the air. Looking down at the people in the toilet at the party, he hummed, "chrysanthemums are all over the ground. Your shadow has turned yellow. The flowers fall and people are broken..."
At the moment, ye Xiang suddenly thought of a classic question, "whose ass do you eat chili?"
In fact, this question is a logical trap, and there is no correct answer.
At the moment, ye Xiang felt as if he had found the answer. He looked at the people who came out of the toilet and the way they walked. It felt like a little daughter-in-law just ravaged by his husband on his wedding night.
"What a painful understanding, you were all I had..."
Ye Xiang unconsciously changed a song. When he found out, he thought it was also very appropriate.
This is really a painful understanding. When the pepper is excreted, the burning feeling is absolutely unforgettable for life.
Especially listening to the conversations of these people below, ye Xiang was even more happy.
"Ho ho ho... It hurts me so much that my ass seems to be on fire..." an official said shivering.
"You... You can say that if it weren't for Hua Fu and sang zhouting, we could... Ouch... It would hurt me so much!"
"What's the name of this thing... Pepper, isn't it! Next time... Next time, when I return to Longdu, I must let some guys who didn't come to Yunzhou this time have a good taste... My mother... "
"Damn it, before the voice comes over, the ass starts again. Zhao Buchuan's chief soldier and Qinghe Shangxian don't bring such a whole person..."
"Now if only there were two cool pills..."
"Yes, the upper one, the lower one..."
"I'll go. Who of you has..."
"Some words have long been used by themselves, and I won't give them to you!"
"Sir... I can't stand it..."
……
Ye Xiang laughed heartlessly for a long time before he left the sword.
But back in the room, he was not calm at once.
Sang Xinyu was lying on his bed. The jade body was beautiful. Ye Xiang couldn't help swallowing his saliva and turned around to leave.
"If you dare to go, I'll let you never see me again!"
When ye Xiang was about to step out, he stopped and looked back. Sang Xinyu was pushing his neck with a short sword.
"Don't force me!" Ye Xiang looked helpless, but he thought in his heart, is this joy begets sorrow?
But sang Xinyu said, "you're forcing me. I just want to give you a baby. What's the matter?"
"Why? Why do we have to have children? Isn't it good for us? "
"Do you have me in your heart?"
"Yes!"
"Why can't I give you a baby!"
"It has nothing to do with children, really! We can't take this step! "
"When you were in the lower ninth world, a woman looked like me, so I was just her substitute!"
"... no!" Ye Xiang was silent for a moment, and then said decisively.
"You hesitated. It seems that I guessed right!"
Ye Xiang is going to collapse. Doesn't it mean that women are stupid most of the time?
But now sang Xinyu is so smart
"Yes! All right! Put your clothes on... "
"I don't!"
"Good, put it on!"
"I won't!"
Suddenly Ye Xiang poked his head out of the door and said, "Yin Yue, why did you come?"
When ye Xiang finished saying this, he looked back at sang Xinyu and found that she had put on her clothes.
Then ye Xiang closed the door and said, "look how good it is!"
"You bastard!" Sang Xinyu said he would take off his clothes, but ye Xiang hugged him in his arms.
But sang Xinyu cried and said, "my reputation has been ruined by you. Now the Sang family must know that I am with you. If you don't want me in the future, who dares to be with me? "
Ye Xiang was stunned by sang Xinyu's words. The next moment her hand was dishonest.
"You... What are you doing?"
"Nothing. Your words moved me. Now let's discuss what kind of child it is better to have!"
"You... Woo..."
Before sang Xinyu finished his sentence, he was kissed by Ye Xiang.
The next morning, ye Xiang woke up vaguely. After feeling the tenderness in his arms, he couldn't help slapping himself, then sighed and smiled bitterly.
Sang Xinyu woke up and saw himself lying in Ye Xiang's arms. He suddenly turned his back to Ye Xiang and curled up in bed.
Because of her action, all the already small quilts were rolled away.
Ye Xiang said with a wry smile, "Alas, I don't have a quilt."
But sang Xinyu just wrapped himself in the quilt and said nothing. Ye Xiang had no choice but to get dressed and get up.
When ye Xiang got dressed and was ready to leave, sang Xinyu suddenly said, "will I be pregnant?"
"Ah!" Ye Xiang agreed speciously, so he pushed the door and left.
Just after opening the door and reaching the corner of the corridor, Yin Yue directly blocked Ye Xiang's way, "Dad! You last night... "
"Cough... Don't worry about that adult's business, children!"
Seeing ye Xiang's embarrassed expression, Yin Yue showed a touch of contempt on her face, "Oh, is this your pure friendship?"
"Listen to Dad's explanation. It's not as simple as you think."
"Sophistry! I won't listen! "
"All right! I won't say it! "
"Look! You acquiesced! "
"All right! I'll be honest! "
"It must be all excuses. I won't listen!"
"You... I... alas..."
Ye Xiang scratched his head a little. He always felt something wrong and asked, "didn't you go to bed early last night? How do you know? "
"What grandma said was the idea grandma gave her!"
Ye Xiang was so confused that it was his mother's idea for a long time. It's really his mother!
At this time, Qinghe walked over happily, "Oh, I'm going to be a grandmother again in ten months. I'm happy! I'm really happy! "
"My dear mother, can we say hello next time?"
Qinghe glanced at Ye Xiang and said, "what's the matter? Mom is all for you! "
Ye Xiang patted his forehead and said, "I'm really convinced!"
……
A month passed quickly, and it was time for these household officials to go.
Yin Yue is also leaving, and many changes have taken place in this month.
It was originally the hottest time in summer, but the whole Yunzhou was as cold as late autumn.
The volcano in Huangzhou erupted continuously for a month, and the whole Huangzhou was completely covered by magma.
The magma condensed and formed a thick layer of volcanic rock, but the Longdu cabinet did not have any countermeasures.
Some news recently spread to Yunzhou said that Longdu began to have a strange disease, and many people had the symptoms of hemoptysis.
Ye Xiang didn't want Yin Yue to go back, but Yin Yue said he would always go back and make a handover.
So ye Xiang arranged a large Rune car and a driver from the Dragon world in order for Yin Yue to come back quickly.
The officials of the Ministry of household get on this car and can return to Longdu in about an hour.
Then the driver and the car will wait for Yin Yue to finish the handover, and then bring Yin Yue back.
Ye Xiang watched them leave and looked back at sang Xinyu. His expression was a little strange.
At this time, Qinghe suddenly asked, "ten younger sisters will be born in a month. Have you decided what name to give the child?"
Name!
Some of Ye Xiang's heads are big, and sang Xinyu's face is not good-looking.
Suddenly sang Xinyu seemed to think of something, so he came to Ye Xiang's ear and said something.
So ye Xiang's face suddenly collapsed, and he said inexplicably, "am I so charming? And how can I shoot so accurately! "
Sang Xinyu blushed when he heard the speech, and the pink fist hit Ye Xiang hard on the back.
Qinghe came here. Seeing the reflection of Sang Xinyu, he said, "Xinyu, from today on, you are my true disciple. You are my son's disciple to inherit his family!"
Ye Xiang was stunned when he heard the speech. He couldn't help shouting, "no, is that what the true disciple explained?"
Qinghe said with a smile, "I can explain as much as I want!"
With that, Qinghe pulled up sang Xinyu and left.
Ye Xiang looked at the back of his mother and sang Xinyu and couldn't help laughing bitterly.
But now he really wants to go back to Haishan county. He has been here for nearly two months, and he doesn't know how the c-camp is.
So ye Xiang chased in and said, "there's something to discuss with you. Since Xinyu has also come, I'll go back to Haishan County myself this time. There's something else over there. I must go back."
Sang Xinyu should want to say that she will go back with her.
The result was pulled by Qinghe, and then heard Qinghe say, "go! Men should do what men should do! "
Ye Xiang didn't hesitate at all when he heard the speech. He turned and set off on his way.