Chapter 19 – Please Open the Door, It’s Your Express Delivery

I looked up at the IT teacher and found that he was already sleeping on the teacher’s desk, he even turned happily in his sleep.

The class leader rushed towards me and Cao JingShen in large strides with an angry look.

“Hurry and put the photos away! You’ll be dead if you’re too slow!” I warned the damn fatty next to me.

Cao JingShen swept the photos inside his pockets in a panic.

It was the right decision to not stick it back into the textbook. However, he was too clumsy and dropped one.

I quickly picked it up but had no time to give it to Cao JingShen because Shu Sha was only 2 or 3 steps away.

I hid the picture in my pocket and barely moved so Shu Sha shouldn’t have noticed.

The fatty just collected the photos and had both hands plugged into his pockets. Like a pig before a butcher, Shu Sha stood at Cao JingShen’s side and coldly said: “Take out your hands and let me see what’s in your pockets!”

Cao JingShen has already turned to the color of pig liver from holding is breath.

I definitely can’t let Shu Sha see these photos. Even if Cao JingShen deserves it, in the end, Shu Sha will still suspect me and might even think that I’m the instigator.

I just said that “I have desires for all the girls in the class” last class, if I’m discovered arranging these photos along with Cao JingShen, then I’ll really become public enemy #1.

So I feigned ignorance and softly called out the class leader:“Class leader, it’s nothing big, Eunuch Cao here…was just rubbing one out using the rear view of the females in the class.”

Because Cao JingShen sounds like “Cao castrated”, many people in class call him eunuch Cao. (TN: JingShen read in a different tone means to get castrated)

The muscles under Shu Sha’s eyes twitched and she revealed a “You guys are disgusting” expression as if Cao JingShen and I were two piles of stinky dog shit.

I continued speaking with a hooligan’s face: “Class leader, if you reach your hands in, you’re going to find the tissue that he just used after rubbing.”

Cao JingShen’s face was already the color of soy sauce, his body was bent into an S shape and was breathing heavily. It really looks like he just rubbed one out.

Shu Sha swept by with an embarrassed and angry face along with a skeptical expression.

Through my Iron-blooded lone wolf’s red aura, I can feel that her justice demon’s white aura was weakening.

Hmph, how is it? No matter how tough you are, you won’t dare touching something like that, right? Whatever the case, you’re still a female, if you try to compete in vulgarity, you’re still not qualified!

The nearby classmates started chattering. The males were mostly trying to hold in their laughs, some females were asking “What does rubbing one mean?”

It seems like Shu Sha wanted to be polite and not cause a big disturbance while the IT teacher was soundly asleep, so she stomped her feet and left while gnashing her teeth.

“Hmph, why don’t you guys just rub for the rest of your life!”

What a malicious curse! However, O’great class leader, it’s my victory again.

I was secretly complacent, took a sip of coke and stuck up my crossed legs. After a while, I felt that something didn’t feel right. —-If Cao JingShen really masturbated next to me in the open, wouldn’t everyone question my sexual orientation? No wonder the guys and some girls were looking over here and sneakily laughing. I’ve dropped in the class’s food chain again!

After class, I planned to return the photo in my pocket to Cao JingShen, but he ran to the washroom while saying, “Boss Ye, keep that photo. I was too nervous earlier so if I don’t go I’m gonna shit myself!”

I have to find a chance later and get rid of the evidence. Because I picked the photo up in a hurry, I didn’t know which pitiful girl was the victim of the PS nude photo. Though no matter whose photo this is of, if it’s discovered it’ll be humiliating nonetheless. I decided to deliver the mangas first, after all, they were more dangerous and the earlier the better.

I sprinted back to our class and seeing that there’s no one around, hid the package of H manga’s inside my sportswear uniform and made myself look pregnant.

I drank a big gulp of coke to quench my thirst.

“Ye Lin classmate, about our lunch relation…”

You fricken made me spit out all the coke! Did you want to scare me to death! Sure enough, it’s that sneaker she wore today. You didn’t make a single sound when walking behind me! If you’re this awesome, then you can already go be an assassin. Young lady, go and kill off all those corrupt officials and leave behind a miraculous legacy!

“Ye Lin classmate, why are you holding your stomach?” Xiao Qin said with a smile as she scooched over.

“Get away from me! It’s none of your business!”

“Why are you acting like this! I haven’t spoken to you for an entire class!” Xiao Qin said innocently.

“Hey, let’s go eat lunch together?”

“I’m not going! Did you already forget that coke incident? I’m still holding a bottle in my hands!” I shook the half-empty bottle of coke to scare her.

Xiao Qin lowered her head dejectedly, “Yesterday, it took a lot to hold back my tears, if you pour coke again, I’m really going to cry!” her eyes were red, she perked her lips and made an expression as if she’ll start bawling at any time.

“Please don’t, I don’t want to fight with you today. How about this, I’ll have lunch with you tomorrow because I have something important to do today. Can you let me go with that?”

I had two illicit items on me, so I had to do whatever it takes to not get caught, lest I’ll get nightmares.

“Really?” Xiao Qin asked in disbelief while wiping her eyes. “You’re a dog if you don’t have lunch with me tomorrow?”

“It’s true, if I lie I’m a dog.” I helplessly played along with her childish games. “I’m going now, you can eat by yourself today!” I was afraid of Xiao Qin going back on her word, so I was already out of the classroom.

Thank god she didn’t follow me.

According to the address on the package, it’ll be faster if I take the school’s back doors. After coming to the snack street from the back door, I had to pass through a complicated alleyway and saw 3 hooligans with dyed hair standing at the corner looking shiftily around for their next target. After seeing me walk over from a distance, they discreetly slipped away into a fork in the road.

They bullied the weak and preyed on the strong, they were afraid to challenge me even with 3 people. Thinking back when I had that big of a height disadvantage I still attempted to challenge ‘Little Tyrant’.

I quickly arrived at the residential area behind the snacks street. I looked more carefully at the address and recipient: YuLong district – building B – 11th floor – Rm #3, Cao Jing.

I waited for a while before the elevator reached the 11th floor, I stood in front of door #3 and knocked.

“Is Mr.Cao Jing here?”

“Who is it?” a lazy voice asked.

“Express delivery” I’ve always wanted to say this before.

Through the door I could hear the sound of plastic shoes being dragged over the marble floors, the person inside opened the door after 2 minutes.

I was momentarily dazed, I thought the person who opened the door was Cao JingShen. It’s because this unkempt middle-aged fatty looks too much like Cao JingShen. Other than the beard, it’s just an enlarged version of Cao JingShen.

It looks like he just woke up, he still had eye wax, he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt revealing his stomach with long underwear underneath.

It seems he’s dressed this way because the air conditioner was turned to very hot.

After seeing my school uniform, he was dazed but quickly realized what was going on and said while chuckling: “Ha, Isn’t this Boss Ye’s son? I thought it was actually an express delivery. Come, we’ll speak more inside.”

I just realized that a boss of an online store is a boss, but I was still not used to my old man’s new nickname.

I wanted to just hand over the package and leave, but this damn uncle wouldn’t let me go. I could only go in and see what he has to say.

“There’s no need to change into slippers, it’s dirtier in here than outside.”

As expected, there was trash scattered all over the living room emitting a moldy smell. There was a small round table placed near the entrance with a laptop with some chat room opened on top.

The last sentence in the chat room was: looking to buy a worn pair of never washed underwear from a girl less than 10 years old, qq1730358xxx (ED: Knock, Knock. OPEN UP, FBI!)

I was trembling with fear and was suddenly scared for my personal safety.

Other than the computer desk, the only furniture in the living room was a large bed with a white and messy bed sheet. There was a camera on a tripod that was pointed directly at the bed along with a soft light stand you would see in photo studios. There was also a board that was wrapped in tinfoil (I later found out it was called a board reflector).

All the photography equipment surrounded the bed as the center.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a place where you film adult movies.

I couldn’t help but ask: “Are you Cao JingShen’s dad?”