Translator: _Min_ Editor: Rainystars
“My hack is finally here!”
Chen Mo tried to weep, but failed to shed a tear.
He was indeed a transmigrator. A fortune teller said that he possessed an inauspicious influence and that his fate was intertwined with death.
Two days ago, he inexplicably transmigrated into a soul on the Canglan Continent. The soul was a fake eunuch in the Great Song Dynasty who shared the same name as him.
The reason why the person was a fake eunuch was because the original person has a twin brother, who looked exactly the same, was around the same height and sounded almost identical. Sometimes, even their parents would confuse the two.
Some time ago, there was a flood in the original person’s hometown, his parents died, and the whole village was flooded. Only Chen Mo survived.
When the elder brother who was a eunuch in the palace learned of the news, he took leave to go home for mourning.
However, less than a day after the funeral was over, the original eunuch elder brother got sick and passed away
However, before he passed, the eunuch brother boasted about the amazing life in the palace and said that he was serving the empress.
The empress was kind-hearted, treated him well and so on…
So, the original person made a rash decision. After he dealt with the funeral of his father, mother and brother, he changed into his brother’s clothes and entered the palace as a fake eunuch.
Because the original person was infected with something, three days before, he had a fever and continued to sweat. Because the person didn’t want people to know that he was a fake eunuch, he didn’t make people aware of this illness. After he took a few sick days, he got a folk prescription and treated himself.
In the end, he didn’t last through the fever and passed away two days ago.
And now Chen Mo occupied his body.
After he processed all the memories of the original person, Chen Mo was so frightened by the thought that he became drenched in sweat
Good lord.
The original person was indeed a courageous individual.
How dare he pretend to be his brother and come to the palace as a fake eunuch.
Especially an eunuch that served the empress.
If he was discovered, beheading would be a merciful act.
It was an act punishable by death to all your nine generations.
How brave was he.
Oh, right, his entire family died, then he doesn’t need to worry about it
In addition, Chen Mo remembered reading a news article on the Internet once that said eunuchs in ancient times had to be checked every year, which was referred to by the process known as “body examination”. If there was a sign that it had grown back, it would have to be cut off once again
Therefore, even if Chen Mo could disguise himself, how long could he really cover up this information?
Even if he could cover up the information for a short amount of time, it would eventually be discovered by someone.
So over the past two days, Chen Mo was in a state of agony, as he worried that his identity would be exposed.
Fortunately, his system finally arrived.
Anyone who has read web novels before knows that a system meant reaching the pinnacle of life. It would only be a matter of time before they married their fair and wealthy goddess.
The time of his life was on its way.
The excited Chen Mo quickly checked the system.
[Ding! The Immortal Cultivation Simulator is now activated.]
[Countdown to the Great Turmoil: 9 days, 23 hours 58 minutes and 51 seconds.]
[Do you want to activate the immortal cultivation simulation? ]
“???”
Three question marks immediately appeared above Chen Mo’s head.
This system seems odd.
Shouldn’t it be an attribute panel, and then ask me if I want to open the beginner gift package?
What is the Immortal Cultivation Simulator?
Could it be a web game?
Chen Mo thought the name looked familiar.
The Great Turmoil?
But at this critical juncture, Chen Mo didn’t have time to debate, so he chose to activate it immediately.
[Ding, the immortal cultivation simulation has been activated.]
[Current selectable talents: Master Lu Ban, Master of Desire, Goldfinger, Charismatic Master…]
[Please choose three of the above talents to simulate immortal cultivation.]
Chen Mo’s interest peaked.
It turned out to be a hack related to games.
No one knows this better than I do.
Chen Mo selected three of the ten talents given.
[Master Lu Ban (Purple): Your IQ is 250, which can detect the realm of the opponent.]
[Master of Desire (Orange): If you want to achieve supremacy, you must first become a eunuch. After becoming a eunuch, cultivation has the effect of multiplying the results with half the effort, and the cultivation speed is super multiplied.]
[Charismatic Master (Purple): Your appearance attribute increases, and your charm is super multiplied.]
Every talent possessed different colors, namely blue, purple, orange, and gold, with blue being the lowest and gold being the highest.
Since it was a hack related to games, Chen Mo naturally selected the best talent.
As for becoming a eunuch or not, it was a simulation anyway.
[The selection is completed, the simulation is starting.]
[Day 1: The Great Turmoil was about to arrive, and the horns of uprisings were blown across the Great Song Dynasty. The Imperial Power withered and the Yellow Turban Force came to power. You were in the palace, which was the safest place in the Great Song Dynasty. You planned to just stay safe and then surprise everyone.]
[Day 2: You were promoted from the third-class eunuch to the first-class eunuch by the empress.]
[Day 3: A palace maid accidentally discovered that you were having an affair with the empress, and you died.]
[Ding! This immortal cultivation simulation is over: you can permanently retain a talent and apply it into the real world.]
[The Immortal Cultivation Simulator is cooling down, the number of days for this simulation: three days. Cooldown: Thirty minutes.]
Chen Mo looked lost.
He was somewhat confused.
What the actual fu*k.
Having an affair with the empress.
Although the simulator only expressed his consequences in one sentence.
However, when Chen Mo thought about it, the fact that he made the emperor his cuckold meant that death by a thousand cuts would be a merciful way for him to die.
Chen Mo shivered at the thought uncontrollably.
It was definitely the effect of a charismatic person.
But I have to say, this talent is really powerful.
In just a few days, it made the empress risk being sentenced to death for having an affair with a “eunuch”.
While he was astonished, the fact that the simulator suggested that he could retain a talent in the real world made his heart pound furiously.
It turns out that the hack was this.
Chen Mo checked the details.
It was very simple.
First of all, he could choose a talent to be retained into the real world after the simulation ended. The talent would also be carried into the next simulation and did not occupy a slot for talent selection.
Secondly, he could simulate countless times a day, but he could only retain one talent in the real world.
However, before he made up his mind, he could lock in a talent, and if a better talent appeared later, he would have the option to replace the talent. However, he had to choose a talent, otherwise, it would be viewed as forfeiting the chance.
After he read through the description, Chen Mo was instantly electrified.
If he could select a gold talent every day and retain it in the real world, ten days later, he would be a beast with ten golden talents.
He saw the hope in life.
After some thought.
He first decided to select the talent – Master Lu Ban.
The Master of Desire required him to become a real eunuch.
As a man, if his thing disappeared, no matter how powerful he was, what was the point.
As for the talent of Charismatic Master, it was too troublesome at this moment.
Even the empress could not withstand his charm, and he was in the palace at this moment. It was a punishable death to have an affair with a palace maid, let alone the concubines.
Even if he had ten heads, it would not be enough.
In addition to this, the original person’s appearance could be described as charming, so it was good enough.
Because he was still on leave, Chen Mo was not in a hurry to go to work. After the half-hour cooldown was over, he continued to play the simulation.