Chapter 5

Translator: _Min_ Editor: Rainystars

[Day 6: The Nanyang Governor failed to suppress the rebellion. He was killed by the rebels, and Nanyang fell.]

[Day 7: The news that the city of Nanyang was occupied by the rebels reached the imperial capital, and the court was shocked. Someone recommended the second-rank master Huangfu Hao to lead the army to suppress the rebellion, and granted him the command of Left Leader of Court Gentlemen.]

[Day 8: Huangfu Hao arrived in Nanyang and recontrolled three cities in a row.]

[Day 9: Huangfu Hao defeated the main force of the Nanyang rebels and took back six more cities.]

[Day 10: Another eight cities returned under imperial control.]

[Day 11: Thirty-two cities in Nanyang County, all recovered. Huangfu Hao stunned the world.]

[Day 12: The capital received the good news, the emperor was overjoyed, and immediately appointed Huangfu Hao as Left General.

That night, the capital held a celebration party. Due to the fact that you deliberately made yourself ugly, the prestigious concubine noticed you again, and asked the empress for your service, but the empress refused.

[Day 13: You were promoted to the second-class eunuch, the empress told you not to deliberately make yourself ugly.]

[Day 14: You discovered a big secret of the emperor. The emperor could not perform in bed. The fact that he stayed in the harem every night was just for a show. Ever since the emperor cultivated a method, he had not touched a woman for nearly three years.

You don’t know why, but when you heard the news, you got excited.]

[Day 15: Huangfu Hao was assassinated.]

…

[Day 18: Nanyang was captured by the rebels again.]

[Day 19: The emperor was furious and killed many palace maids and eunuchs. You, who learned the news, shivered.]

[Day 20: The empress was wronged by the emperor, she came back crying non-stop, and later asked you to massage her shoulders.

You were afraid and anxious, but you did not dare to disobey the empress’ order. Fortunately, your eunuch identity was not discovered.]

[Day 21: You were promoted from the second-class eunuch to the first-class eunuch. You were promoted twice in a few days, and you became a valued individual in front of the empress.]

[Day 22: Because you failed to bribe Wang Ying this month, he started to hate you.

You, who started to feel egotistical, reported Wang Ying to the empress, so Wang Ying was transferred out of Weiyang Palace.

That night, the empress asked you to massage her shoulders again. At this moment, you had one of the three major illusions in life (1). You felt that the empress liked you a little bit, so when you massaged her, you deliberately took advantage of the empress. When you realized that the empress did not discover this, your sense of delusion increased.]

[Day 23: The empress asked you to massage her, you agreed, and took advantage of the empress once again. Because you went too far, you were annihilated by the empress with one palm attack.]

[Ding! This immortal cultivation simulation is over: you can permanently retain a talent and apply it into the real world.]

[The immortal cultivation simulation is over, the time of this simulation is 22 days. Cooldown time: 220 minutes.]

Chen Mo was speechless.

“No, come out, system, am I that brave? Am I that foolish to take advantage of the empress?”

“And isn’t my general plan to stay safe and stay out of trouble, why did you inflate my ego in the simulation?”

[Ding! This system is based on the host’s thinking, personality, etc. as a reference, and then simulates based on the trend. The reason why the host took advantage of the empress and later felt egotistical is due to the host’s personality.]

Chen Mo was speechless once again.

Slander!

It is slandering me!

Not just defamation.

It is insulting me!

Am I such a lecherous person?

However, in this simulation, he also gained very useful information.

On the sixth day of the Great Turmoil, Nanyang would fall.

Nanyang was a county with more than 30 cities, and even Nanyang had fallen. This showed how serious the rebellion was.

Secondly, what the hell is this prestigious concubine?

Did she want me to die?

Because the original person only came to the palace for a few days, so even if Chen Mo inherited the original body’s memory, he did not have the impression of the prestigious concubine in his mind.

Well, I need to stay away from the prestigious concubine.

Of course, the most important thing is that the emperor can’t actually perform in bed.

For some reason, Chen Mo grinned inexplicably.

I am a fake eunuch, and the emperor is a real eunuch.

If you can’t perform in bed, isn’t it the same as a eunuch?

But how did I find out about this kind of secret?

The Immortal Cultivation Simulator only summed up this information in one sentence, and it didn’t say how it was discovered.

The question that he set for himself before was also answered at this moment.

The Divine Battle Body was not discovered.

After all, there were so many cultivation masters at the celebration, but no one noticed him.

Also, if he didn’t cultivate, it seemed that he wouldn’t be harvested dry by the empress.

In this simulation, the reason why he died was that he took advantage of the empress too many times.

As for how long it took for his fake eunuch identity to be discovered, there was no answer yet.

But as long as I keep a low profile, I should be able to survive for at least ten days.

So.

Should I cultivate now?

I also have the Rising Phoenix Method.

Chen Mo thought about it carefully, but gave up on the idea.

He had to acquire a talent that allowed him to hide his strength, or find a martial arts technique or method that hid his strength. So he could cultivate with peace of mind.

“Brother Hong, Brother Hong, are you awake? Chief Wang asked me to summon you.”

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and a coquettish, child-like voice came from outside the room.

Chen Mo was taken aback.

Immediately he realized that he was being called.

The original person’s name was Chen Hong.

But everyone else called him by the name Little Chen or Little Hong.

It was the first time he heard Brother Hong.

From his memory, there was no one that called him that.

Chen Mo started to feel an inexplicable nervousness. If this person was an acquaintance of the original person, it would be terrible if he found out his identity as a fake eunuch.

He cleared his throat and deliberately suppressed his voice, to make it higher-pitched: “I just woke up, what’s the matter?”

“Brother Hong, it’s almost time, the Empress is about to wake up,” the man said.

When Chen Mo heard this, his expression changed. He immediately remembered what the old hag Wang Ying told him yesterday.

He didn’t dare to waste any more time. He hurriedly cleaned up, then got up and went to open the door.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw a little eunuch with a white and clean appearance. From his face, he looked like he was only fifteen or sixteen years old. When the little eunuch saw Chen Mo come out, he even said flatteringly, “Brother Hong.”

“Well, I’m a little dizzy, and I don’t remember some things, you are?” Chen Mo had no impression of this person at all.

“Brother Hong, I’m Little Mirror. Some time ago, I cleaned the Empress Palace with you…” When the little eunuch saw that Chen Hong no longer recognized him, he anxiously explained the past between the two.

He had heard that Chen Hong was highly valued by the empress, and suddenly he was promoted from an ordinary eunuch doing dirty work to a person who served the Empress’s diet and daily life.

Although there were many eunuchs who served the empress at Weiyang Palace, there were only a few eunuchs who served the empress directly.

Although now Chen Hong was only a third-class eunuch, based on Little Mirror’s knowledge about Chen Hong, he would definitely climb very high.

So he had to flatter him.

Therefore, the title also changed from Little Chen to Brother Hong.

If it wasn’t for that the fact that he didn’t want to sound too abrupt.

Little Mirror would have liked to call Chen Mo Papa Hong.

(1) The three illusions in life are a meme which includes my phone is vibrating, I can outskill them in a 1vs1 scenario (generally in games), and she likes me. But more specifically, it actually refers to the phantom vibration syndrome, the Dunning-Kruger effect and the psychological projection.