Zhou Jing, Wang's mansion! In a big hall!
There is a wine table in the hall, which is full of wine and meat. At the moment, the dirty monk Bujie, who is wearing a robe, is eating meat and drinking wine. At the same time, he is protecting himself with his hands, for fear that people will compete with him.
A large table of wine and meat, not long after, was not quit monk eat all.
Next to him sat Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao drinking tea, waiting for Bujie monk to eat.
"Is this monk a pig? Can you eat like this? He has eaten all the wine and meat in a restaurant? " Zhang Zhengdao said blankly.
"Burp, it's not for me to blow with you. Another table, I can eat it!" Monk Bujie immediately raised his head and said.
"Another table, then, to eat!" The king said.
"Yes
Outside the door, Wang's children came quickly to clean up the mess. At the same time, another table of wine and meat was put up.
At the moment, monk Bujie felt something wrong. Instead of rushing to eat, he looked at Wang Ke: "benefactor, you called me here just to invite me to a big meal? I have nothing! What do you want me to do
"Master, I heard that you are familiar with the Scriptures?" Wang Ke was curious.
"Ha ha ha, I'm not only familiar with the Scriptures. I can recite all the Scriptures in the world like a stream!" The monk said with a smile.
"Just blow it. You can recite all the Scriptures in the world?" Zhang Zhengdao didn't believe it.
"Oh, don't you believe it? You can test me! I can't tell. I'm your grandson! If I recite it, how about you being my grandson? " Don't quit monk immediately drink wine proud way.
Zhang Zhengdao's face was stiff. I don't know any scriptures. Besides, my daughter-in-law has not. What do you want your grandson to do?
"Well, the first pass is over!" Wang Ke nodded.
Zhang Zhengdao stares at Wang Ke: "what's the first pass?"
Bujie monk also glared at Wang Ke: "do you believe what I said?"
"It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not. You just have the strength to do it." Wang Ke shook his head.
Monk Bujie
"Second pass, I'll ask you again, do you know about Duxue temple? There is a monk in Duxue temple, called monk jiese! Do you know him? " Wang Ke asked the monk Xiang Bujie.
Zhang Zhengdao was stunned. Do you know monk Jie? Wang Ke, what do you think? You can't mix them just because they all have the word "Jie". One is yuanyingjing and the other is mortal!
"Isn't it Duxue temple? I know all the monks inside! The monk you mentioned just now? That's my apprentice Don't give up monk direct way.
"Wang Ke, he lied. Especially, the great master of Zhou came from Duxue temple. If he didn't quit, he didn't know him. There was the monk of jiese in yuanyingjing. He even had the face to say that he was his apprentice!" Zhang Zhengdao immediately disdained to expose the road.
"Well, this second pass has been counted!" Wang Ke nodded.
"What?" Zhang Zhengdao and Bujie monk look at Wang Ke together.
"Wang Ke, is this an interview? How could he have passed two passes? " Zhang Zhengdao was puzzled.
Bujie monk also looked at Wang Ke in amazement. What does this man mean? Why can't I understand?
"Well, the first level tests whether he can boast, and the second level tests whether he is shameless! Well, it's all over. I'm looking for someone who knows some Buddhist scriptures and can boast. It's shameless! That's what I'm looking for! " Wang explained.
Zhang Zhengdao
Monk Bujie
"Amitabha, monks don't lie. When did I boast? Why are you shameless? Benefactor, you can't frame me up for nothing The Bujie monk glared.
"Yes! That's the expression! When others expose you, we must strive for it! I appreciate that! " Wang Ke suddenly excited.
Zhang Zhengdao
Monk Bujie
"Benefactor, what are you going to do?" Bujie monk looked at Wang Ke with some worry.
"Master Bujie, do you want to eat meat and drink every day? Do you want more money than you can spend? Do you want to be a revered monk? " Wang Ke asked expectantly.
Bujie monk looked at Wang Ke blankly: "thinking is thinking, that is, how is this possible?"
"Why not? Today, I invite you to eat the best meat and drink the best wine every day. At the same time, I will give you a lot of money and make many people respect you as a monk! " Wang Ke said solemnly.
Zhang Zhengdao looked at Wang Ke in amazement. Are you here to send warmth?
"I, I don't understand!" The monk said blankly.
"You don't need to understand. Next, just listen to us! I promise you to get everything you want! How's it going? " Wang Ke looks forward to the monk Bujie.
"You don't want to hurt me, do you?" The monk worried.
"No, it's just a package for you! At the same time, do you want to change your image and meet people? " Wang Ke advised.
"True or false?" Bujie monk looks suspicious.
"One year, at most one year, you cooperate with us, we give you everything we promise, and we will pay you a fee after it is completed! how? This is the contract. It's in black and white. Look at it! " Wang Ke put out a contract.
Bujie monk also knows Chinese characters. Now he takes it over and looks at it blankly.
"You want me to be the host?" Monk Bujie looks at Wang Ke curiously.
"That's right. I'm going to build a temple in zhoujing called" Zhenmo Temple ". Please hold a meeting to pass the people killed by demons this time! Pacify the people's pain and let the dead die! " Wang explained.
"That's a good thing, but what do you mean by the contract?"
"That is to say, you can't use your original identity to surpass the dead. You should use another identity to surpass the dead according to our requirements! It's all for the sake of the common people. I don't think the master will refuse it? " Wang Ke asked.
"Zhenmo temple? I'm the host? Other identities? " Bujie monk was shocked.
"Yes, your new identity is master Jie se!" Wang explained.
"No color?" Zhang Zhengdao exclaimed.
Are you trying to make the meat and wine monk pretend to be lustful? No, pretending to be a monk?
"You, what are you doing?" The monk said blankly.
"You don't want to ask what you're doing. Anyway, it's just for the sake of surmounting the dead, letting the dead die and comforting the living. I don't think it's hard for you?" Wang Ke asked.
Monk Bujie looked at the contract and said, "it's not difficult, but I always feel strange!"
"Pa Pa!"
Wang Ke clapped his hands. Immediately, the children of the Wang family carried up a big box full of gold and silver.
"This is the reward of the contract. Now, is it strange?" Wang Ke asked.
"No, ha ha, no!" Monk Bujie immediately laughed.
"OK, then you sign the contract, press the fingerprint, and go to clean up with my subordinates first." Wang laughs.
"Good, good!" Bujie monk immediately happily signed the contract.
At the same time, he followed the Wang family with a big box.
"Wang Ke, do you want people to pretend to be monk Jie se, and then cheat Gong Wei to appear?" Zhang Zhengdao is curious.
"Of course, Gong Wei runs around. Where can I find her? Let her come to us! Isn't she looking for sex? The ring color is here. She won't come? " Wang Ke said confidently.
"What if she's found the monk?" Zhang Zhengdao is curious.
"It's just right. Someone pretends to be her husband. Is she in a hurry? She's not in a hurry, so is the monk Jie se. If she doesn't come to smash the scene, we won't find Gong Wei again? " Wang Ke said with pride.
"But what do you want this Bujie monk to pretend to be?" Zhang Zhengdao is curious.
"The key point is that I don't understand Buddhist scriptures. I can't do anything except a few crooked poems about monks! You don't have to know too much about Buddhist scriptures, but at least you should be able to use them to blow the cow skin! Or how to cheat people? Can you do that? " Wang Ke asked.
"Well, no! I have read several Buddhist scriptures, but I really can't use them to brag Zhang Zhengdao shook his head.
"Isn't that all? This monk is involved in the Buddhist scriptures. The key is to make other monks speechless and use the Buddhist scriptures to boast. That's enough. Then, with my rendering, the image of a generation of holy monks will come out! " Wang explained.
"Is monk Jie se a holy monk? He has a daughter-in-law! " Zhang Zhengdao stares.
"We're not fake monks. We're just using his name to make a propaganda! It's mainly for long-term fishing! " Wang explained.
Zhang Zhengdao was silent for a while, feeling a little reasonable.
"This time, in order to find Gong Wei, you also count the cost!" Zhang Zhengdao sighed.
"I can't do without spending money. I want to think about my future life." Wang Ke shook his head.
While they were chatting, monk Bujie soon took a bath and came with a new cassock.
The slovenly Bujie monk changed his clothes and looked like an eminent monk.
"Amitabha! Two benefactors, are you satisfied with my present image? " The monk said with a smile.
"Well, it's a little bit different. After taking a bath, it's different from the original. Even if the former fotou square, your old acquaintances may not recognize you?" Zhang Zhengdao sighed.
"Amitabha!" Monk Bujie smiles.
"Come on, put this on your face! Only in this way can we have a more dignified appearance! " Wang Ke handed out a small porcelain vase.
The Bujie monk took the small porcelain vase and painted it, then he became a Taoist monk? Why?
With doubts, Bujie monk painted the liquid in the small porcelain bottle on his face.
See the Zhang Zheng road of one side suddenly stare big eyes, face a burst of twitch: "is that mosaic unexpectedly?"“ How hot is my face? " Bujie monk suddenly felt bad. Quickly ran to the side of the bronze mirror, a photo, you can see the mirror of their own, completely destroyed, all acne, more than heinous, this face has been unable to see. This is not a face with acne, but acne in the long two eyes and a mouth“ Benefactor, do you ruin my face? Why? " The monk exclaimed“ Master, don't worry, just some allergy drugs. I have antidotes here! Our Zhenmo temple will be built in zhoujing. Many acquaintances will recognize you. What should we do? In this way, no one will recognize you! " Wang explained“ But I'm disfigured. Can I still be a monk? " The monk exclaimed“ Master, you are a monk. You should know that the body is just a skin bag. How beautiful is it? You must know that beautiful faces are the same, but the face of destruction is particularly mysterious! It's this mysterious feeling that we need to be a great monk Wang explained. Monk Bujie Did I fall into the pit? PS: second more! And the third watch!