"Oh, I'll tell you. It's TV. I don't like watching TV. I like listening to the radio, and I like to listen to your moon in the middle of the night. In my heart, there is a fool who is good at telling stories."
While looking at the layout of the room, aunt Zhanbo talked about it.
Elevator? Television?
Li Feng shook his head with a wry smile. If it wasn't for his nonsense, Zhanbo's aunt was no different from normal people.
Looking at Lu Zhanbo who is taking his aunt to the living room, Li Feng greets him and goes directly into the kitchen.
It's nearly five o'clock now, and everyone gets home at about six o'clock. It's not too late to start cooking dinner.
But when he walked into the kitchen, Li Feng could still hear them talking.
"Auntie listens to the radio, too? By the way, auntie, how long have you been ill? Have you ever heard of heredity? "
"It's all right. My aunt is not seriously ill. She's really a silly girl..."
Here silent, nearly ten seconds of silence, Li Feng can even imagine the face of Zhanbo muddled force.
A moment later, the voice of Zhanbo sounded again.
"Silly Silly girl
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my aunt's fault! What my aunt said is wrong
"It's all right! Gu, drink water
"Dear! In my aunt's eyes, you are always so tall. You are a child who grows up. Ha ha, look, you have grown into a big girl in a few years! You can't shout at random! "
“…… Auntie, you are mistaken
"How could it be wrong? Yifei, my aunt loved you most when I was a child, didn't she? "
"Aunt, I'm not Yifei! I'm Zhanbo! Don't you remember? When I was a child, did you take me out to play and buy me some deformed steel? "
"Are you Zhanbo? Oh, family planning regulations, a family can only have one child, why do you have two? Bullshit
"You forget that our family is a reorganized family, and I'm your nephew!"
"Really?"
"Really
"Oh, isn't this my Expo?"
"Ah, aunt, you think of me!"
"Of course, Zhanbo is my treasure. In fact, my aunt always has a secret to tell you, do you know? You are not born to your parents. I am your mother
"What? How is that possible, ah! "
Then Li Feng saw Lu Zhanbo rushing into the kitchen with a face of collapse. He grabbed his head like crazy and walked back and forth in the kitchen.
"What's the matter?"
Li Feng said with a smile in his heart.
This child is really naive and lovely, even believe the words of neuropathy.
"Do you know? You know what? I wasn't born to my mother? I'm my aunt's child
Lu Zhanbo said, looking at Li Feng's face.
"Who said that?"
Li Feng cut the fruit in his hand and said with a smile.
"My aunt said that just now!" Lu Zhanbo points to the outside.
"Do you believe what a psycho says?"
Li Feng finally couldn't help it. He looked at the landing exhibition and said nothing.
"Why? Yes, my aunt is ill. I can't believe what she says
Lu Zhanbo was slightly stunned, then quickly responded and ran out of the kitchen.
"Ah, Zhanbo!"
Li Feng wants to stop him with a plate of fruit, but this guy has already run out.
"I have to send it out by myself!"
Li Feng whispered, then slowly walked into the living room with the fruit.
But just as he walked out of the living room, he saw a scene that made him laugh and cry.
Zhanbo's aunt is squatting on the ground with an umbrella that she doesn't know from. Her eyes are staring out of the window quietly, while Lu Zhanbo is squatting on her side carefully.
"Aunt, how can you take an umbrella in the house?" Lu Zhanbo said doubtfully.
"Shh
Aunt Zhan Bo made a gesture, but her action didn't change at all. She looked straight out of the window.
"What are you looking at?" Zhan Bo frowned.
"I am a beautiful mushroom! Are you, too? "
Lu Zhanbo
Li Feng
"Oh, auntie, stop it!"
Lu Zhanbo is going crazy and snatches the umbrella from his aunt.
I just put away my umbrella, but I saw my aunt looking at him with a serious face:
"call me aunt again, I'm your mother!"
"Oh, I've asked Li Feng just now. He can't believe what he said about neuropathy. It's time for you to take medicine, or I'll take you back to the hospital!"
Lu Zhanbo has some problems.
"Good!"The aunt nodded and then said:
"but before I leave, I have a heirloom to give you! This is a priceless treasure handed down from our ancestors. It has always been handed down to men, not to women! "
"What?"
Lu Zhanbo was also surprised and looked at his aunt curiously.
"This is the sword of the Lord!"
I saw my aunt slowly put her hand behind her, and then she took out a shiny fruit knife.
The blade pointed at Lu Zhanbo as if it would fall at any time.
"Knife?"
Lu Zhanbo's body was instantly stiff in the same place. His eyes were staring at the fruit knife in front of him. He scratched it off his forehead in a cold sweat and said: "aunt, where did you get this? Danger, danger
Aunt did not answer, but holding a fruit knife in front of Lu Zhanbo about, mouth still chanting.
"This sword, blowing hair to break hair, cutting iron like mud, chopping up the emperor, chopping down the treacherous officials, relying on heaven, who will fight against it?"
"Auntie, put it down quickly, it will hurt people!"
Lu Zhanbo's legs were shaking.
"Hurt?" My aunt said with a smile: "this sword has always been used to kill people, not hurt people. Don't you believe it? I'll try to show you? "
"Ah, murder
With a loud cry, Lu Zhanbo ran behind him, but his feet were mixed on the sofa and he fell to the ground.
Seeing this, Li Feng knew it was time for him to do something, otherwise something would really happen.
So he took the fruit tray and went straight to the table in the middle of the living room.
"Li Feng, be careful, don't go there!"
Lu Zhan Bolian cried out.
But Li Feng did not seem to hear the general, straight toward the living room table.
"Why? who are you? You are a traitor. Look at the sword
Zhanbo aunt saw Li Feng come is also slightly a Leng, but the action in the hand is not slow, holding the fruit knife hand fast toward Li Feng cut.
"Be careful, Li Feng!"
Lu Zhanbo exclaimed, looking closely at Li Feng.
I saw Li Feng's arm raised, and at the moment when the fruit knife was about to cut, he grabbed my aunt's wrist, and then the dagger appeared in Li Feng's hand.
"How powerful!"
Lu Zhanbo was slightly stunned, and then quickly got up, looking at Li Feng anxiously asked.
"Li Feng, are you OK, Li Feng?"
"What can I do for you?"
Li Feng smiles and raises his hand with a dagger. There is no scar on it.
"It's OK, that's good!"
Seeing this, Burton was relieved.
"Well, now it's your turn to chase me, ah, help!"
At this time, my aunt looked at Li Feng and said, she ran to the corner in a hurry.
"Be careful, aunt!"
Lu Zhan Bolian catches up.