"That's my calf! "Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei and said without expression.
"Oh
Zhang Wei quickly and honestly turned over, but soon he turned his head and asked: "did someone say that your legs are very soft?"
"No! I don't want anyone to say, especially a man! "
Guan Gu gnashed his teeth and said that he directly sat up and took the laptop.
"You don't sleep?" Zhang Wei asked suspiciously.
"I'm afraid it's dangerous for me to fall asleep. You can sleep!"
Guan Gu turns on the computer and tries to resist the impulse of beating this guy.
He didn't know why he would go to the party during the day, and finally agreed to let Zhang Wei sleep next to him.
"No, I'm not interested in men. Don't worry! "Zhang Wei said with a smile.
"Shut up
Guan Gu stares at Zhang Wei, and then presses the play button on the keyboard to watch the movie on the computer.
"Guan Gu, is this a good movie?"
With the movie playing, Zhang Wei's voice sounded again, like a fly, lingering in Guan Gu's ear.
"The big battle of marriage proposal, the champion of Japanese TV ratings!"
Guan Gu frowned and replied impatiently.
"Oh
Zhang Wei nodded and then asked, "does the film you bought have copyright?"
"It's none of your business. You'd better go to sleep."
"But look at piracy and don't advocate it?"
"I bought a genuine one. Don't worry!"
"Good, but Don't you look tired without subtitles? "
"Ah!"
Guan Gu finally couldn't stand it. He jumped up from the bed, took Zhang Wei's arm and walked out of the room. Then he knocked on LV ziqiao's door.
"Son Joe, come out! Lu ziqiao
"What for?"
Lu ziqiao opens the door vaguely, and then in his puzzled eyes, Guan Gu gives Zhang Wei's hand directly to him.
"He's yours! My room and my bed are all yours. Otherwise, I will jump off the building! "
With that, Guan Gu didn't return to his room and went directly into LV ziqiao's room.
"What for? Hello
Lu ziqiao speechless looked at his closed door, and then tilted his eyes to Zhang Wei.
"Good evening!"
Zhang Wei looked at LV ziqiao and said with a smile.
LV ziqiao: "I'm not sure."
Ten minutes later, they returned to Guan Gu's room again.
But this time, they didn't sleep in the same bed. I don't know where LV ziqiao found an air cushion bed and put it in the open space in the room. As long as he turned his head, he could see it.
"I've never slept in an air cushion bed before!"
Zhang Wei fell asleep on the air cushion bed on the ground and spoke excitedly.
"This is Simmons, not an air cushion bed..."
Lu ziqiao sleeps on the bed of Guan Gu and says wearily.
"No wonder!"
Zhang Wei holding the quilt, not the slightest sleepiness: "I watch TV direct said, recently there is a new air cushion bed, sleep will hold your waist, will be more comfortable?"
"If you don't feel comfortable, you can go to the park and sleep on a bench!" Lu ziqiao said impatiently.
"Don't tell me, I've really slept!"
Zhang Wei's eyes were deep: "although it's cool, it's made of wood. It's good for the waist and back!"
"You have to trade with me to stop, don't you?"
Lu ziqiao couldn't help it. At this time, he finally knew why Guan Gu was so impatient when he was looking for him.
Because this guy is a fly. He doesn't stop at all, and it's when you want to sleep most.
Said Lu ziqiao in Zhang Wei's hypocritical refusal, and he forced to change a bed.
However, even this did not have the slightest effect, Zhang Wei the fly still kept humming.
"You said if I sleepwalk in the middle of the night, what if I step on you?"
"I'll lay mines beside your bed, so that you and I will be safe. Go to bed quickly!"
"But I'm not very sleepy."
"Count the sheep, and then you will fall asleep."
"Well, one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep Two thousand and forty-five sheep... "
"Ah!! Why haven't you fallen asleep yet? "
"I don't know. I think this method is unscientific. Counting sheep is a foreign invention. In English, sheep's pronunciation is close to Sleeping sleep. If you read too much, there will be psychological hints. But I think Longguo people should use our method, that is counting dumplings!"
"Then count it!"
"Oh, one dumpling, two dumplings, three dumplings, four dumplings Ninety nine dumplings, I'm hungry"Ah!"
……
"You What's the matter? "
The next morning, Hu Yifei looked at Guan Gu and LV ziqiao, who were sitting on the sofa, and Zhang Wei, who was full of energy. He forced himself to smile.
Last night, she slept soundly in Li Feng's arms. She didn't hear anything at all. On the contrary, she suffered from Guan Gu and LV ziqiao, who were repeatedly tortured by Zhang Wei.
"Well! Ask him
With a snort, Guan Gu stares at Zhang Wei and turns his head discontentedly.
"Hey, hey!" Zhang Wei scratched his head awkwardly.
"What else?"
Lu ziqiao spread out on the sofa, speechless mouth way: "this guy should sleep when not sleep, chirp, later he was hungry, I gave him dumplings put two sleeping pills, did not expect this guy actually sleepwalking, tossed me a night!"
"He's sleepwalking again? Is nothing wrong? "
Hu Yifei sat on the sofa, looking at LV ziqiao and asked suspiciously.
"Yes, yes. Do you have a knife or something?" Chen Meijia looked at them excitedly.
"Take the knife? Is that how you want me to die? "
Lu ziqiao rolled a white eye: "it's just that he became an emperor again, and he robbed a woman named Er Kang!"
"Robbing women?"
Hu Yifei came to be interested and looked at Zhang Wei and said curiously:
"you are the emperor, and who dares to rob women from you?"
"Hey, hey!" Zhang Wei embarrassed smile: "I don't know, I have forgotten!"
"Forget? That woman should be beautiful, right? What's your name? young swallow? Or crape myrtle? " Tang youyou said quickly.
"What little swallow crape myrtle?"
Hu Yifei patted Tang Youyou, "if he becomes emperor, little swallow, crape myrtle, those are his daughters, OK? If you want to take it back, what's it all about? "
"So it is
Tang youyou nodded.
"Hey, now it's not about little swallow crape myrtle, OK?"
Lu ziqiao was discontented and looked at Hu Yifei and said seriously, "now it's important to discuss his sleepwalking. If he does this every day, then we should not go to bed?"
"Yes, or would you like to watch it?" Guan Gu also opened his mouth.
"No way!"
As soon as the voice fell, the three women in the living room refused.
Although they discussed happily, no one was willing to let them guard Zhang Wei.
Whether they can control Zhang Wei or not, they are reluctant to let them stay in the same room with Zhang Wei alone.