"How complicated!" Li Xiaofeng's father was also interested in studying the computer learning machine with his son at the beginning, and soon learned the operation of typing practice.

However, there are only two main input methods for learning machines, one is the five stroke input method, and the other is the Pinyin input method. In fact, even after 30 years, there are only these two main input methods for Chinese.

Although the speed of the five stroke input method is faster in theory, the problem is that my father has never learned five strokes, so the two can only use the Pinyin income method to contact typing.

But dad didn't have any culture and didn't learn Chinese Pinyin very well. He couldn't distinguish the front nasal sound, back nasal sound, rolling tongue sound and warped tongue sound. In addition, the Pinyin input method these days didn't have the advanced function of associative input, so Dad soon found that typing practice was a very boring and boring thing.

On the contrary, Li Xiaofeng has started to read the third grade at this time. He has learned Pinyin for three years since childhood. Pinyin is much better than his father. Later, he can take the initiative to point out his father's mistakes.

At this time, the dignity of being a father could not be lived. In addition, he was a little bored with the typing learning machine, so his father stood up and said seriously, "good son, you study hard here alone, and my father is going to go out to make money for you."

Then the father turned and went to the mahjong room to find someone to play mahjong.

This is a very realistic place as a parent. While educating his son not to play, he should study hard. But I hold my mobile phone or iPad every day and play all kinds of games and dramas.

When you ask them to help their children with their studies, they are more impatient than a child and shout to their future mother-in-law to take their daughter-in-law back to education. Does this mean that they are not as good as their children?

Cough, come back to business.

Li Xiaofeng's father left. After practicing for a while, Li Xiaofeng felt very bored, but he wanted to go out, but he couldn't do it, because his father completely locked the door before he left, even from the inside.

In desperation, Li Xiaofeng could only continue to study the instruction manual of the learning machine, and then found that according to the above statement of the instruction manual, the primary school bully learning machine was randomly presented with a typing program called police catching thieves, which is a fun game for practicing typing.

Well, the police caught the thief or something. Li Xiaofeng didn't care, but the word game caught the child's eyes.

He immediately found out from the packing box. The learning cassette with the words "police catch thief" on it was happily inserted into the primary school bully learning machine, and then began to try to play.

According to the description above, the rules of the game are very simple, that is, there will be 5 lines on the TV screen, a total of 100 different English words, and these different English words form a special escape path.

The player needs to play the role of the police. The thief will first follow the word path and run away at a certain speed. The police played by the player will start chasing after waiting for a few seconds, and the speed of the police chasing depends on their typing speed.

As long as the front letter is typed correctly, the police will advance one space until the police catch up with the escaping thief from behind and touch the same letter with the thief, then the thief will be caught and the game declares victory.

But if the police still don't meet the thief after the thief has run 100 letters, the thief will win.

In short, it is to test whether people can type 100 letters within the specified time. If it is a normal time to compete and type, it will be very boring.

However, it becomes very interesting to add the concept of the game of police catching thieves to the sense of achievement when the police catch thieves.

Li Xiaofeng started the game in a muddle. A thief without an eye mask appeared. After a burst of sneaky laughter, the thief began to escape on the letter path.

In fact, the so-called thief is composed of several light spots, some of which are just like the head picture wearing a mask. Every two seconds or so, the head picture of the mask will advance one word.

At the same time, the countdown number appeared on the road. After the 10 second countdown, a police avatar wearing a police cap appeared, and then the first letter turned yellow, prompting the player to press the button of this letter.

"T" Li Xiaofeng looked on the keyboard for two or three seconds before he found the letter T, and then pressed it. The police's head really moved a step, and the next letter H turned yellow, but at this time, the thief had moved a full distance of two letters.

At first, because typing was not easy, we needed to look at the keyboard to press the letters, so even if the thief's escape speed in the first level was the speed of one word in two seconds, when the thief had run all the letters and the police were still in the middle of the road, Li Xiaofeng was defeated miserably.

"Hey, hey, you can't type fast, you're a little fool!" the most irritating thing is that after the thief won, there was a mocking voice on the TV. The level of this voice is almost as cheap as SpongeBob's voice. When people hear it, they can't help but want to punch this guy.

Later, many players were very curious about who was the owner of the recording, so there were many posts of speculation on the Internet.

Some people say that the voice is Wang Xuan, the main planner of the game, because Wang Xuan is responsible for the game, and finally he recorded it.

But someone soon refuted that Wang Xuan was naturally dull and could never record such a voice. This voice is actually the voice of the main programmer responsible for developing this game.

But this was quickly rejected, because the programmer publicly stated on the microblog that the voice was not recorded by himself and had nothing to do with himself.

Therefore, in order to argue who this cheap voice is, future generations quarreled for 20 years, from BBS at the beginning to QQ dynamics later, and then from QQ dynamics to Renren and Tianya forum, and finally settled on Zhihu.

We know that there are more than 2000 answers to the discussion questions about this answer, and more than 300 relevant personnel have become suspicious candidates.

Among the more than 2000 answers, an anonymous trumpet once said, "this is the voice of the chairman of the company. When he held a meeting to discuss the game of police catching thieves, he proposed that the thief should make a cheap voice to ridicule the players and stimulate the players' desire to win after winning!"

But none of the programmers present could make a cheap enough sound. Finally, our chairman had to demonstrate it in person, and then all the people attending the meeting agreed that this was the best mockery, and there was no need to find anyone else.

Unfortunately, the anonymous trumpet that answered the question was deleted in seconds in less than three minutes, so that no one noticed such an answer at all.

[PS: Police catching thieves was originally a game on Jinshan typewriter, which was very impressive.]