"When the wind blows, you will be lucky. Dugu's nine swords fight everywhere. Welcome to the Jianghu of Ali, great Xia!" people who don't know this thought it was a line in a game or a martial arts film.

But in fact, the voice comes from Alibaba's Lin'an headquarters.

"How are you, great Xia!" at the next moment, many people around said hello to a thin man in the middle of the crowd.

"Hello, great Xia, we've met again in the Jianghu!" Feng Qingyang, Ma Yun, said with a smile, and then came a voice behind him, "on the nine days of Pengcheng, the green water falls into the yellow spring, people's poetry and tea, grass cottage spring sleep, welcome to the Jianghu of Ali, great Xia xiaoyaozi!"

"Xiaoyaozi, you came later than me today. Did you have any story yesterday?" Ma Yun asked with a smile when he saw someone punching in behind him.

Well, if I don't tell you that the speaker is Ma Yun, this is Alibaba's Lin'an headquarters. It's estimated that everyone will think this is a mental hospital.

As we all know, Ma Yun is not only a crazy martial arts fan, but also a fanatical fan. But he has been forced by life before and can't fully carry forward his hobbies.

It was completely liberated until Ma Yun started his own business, created Alibaba and QQ, and had his own independent territory.

He went to Hong Kong three times in a year and met old Jin Yong three times. Outsiders said that Ma Yun was to realize his childhood dream and meet his super idol.

In fact, according to the accidental slip of tongue by master Jin Yong, Ma Yun actually went to ask Master Jin Yong to come out of the mountain again, and then wrote a novel focusing on the breeze, so as to meet the regret of this equally enthusiastic breeze lover that Feng Qingyang is only a supporting role without his own independent novel.

Unfortunately, no matter how much money you give, old man Jin Yong can't promise such a thing. He can only give it up.

[PS: cough, this is an industry legend. I don't know whether it's true or false. If there are similarities, it's pure coincidence]

It is said that a novel "the wind of the sword saint" really appeared later. The author's signature is Jin Yongxin, and he has been hiding his head and tail all the time. I don't know who his real identity is.

However, it is said that this book first appeared in Ma Yun's house.

Well, it's also said that it can't be taken seriously.

If the above anecdotes are only gossip, they are not enough to be believed. Then Ali's executives are required to give themselves a flower name. At the same time, people have modified the punch card without authorization. When all the executives with flower names punch in, they will not only read the flower name of the executive, but also read a final poem belonging to the executive.

This is a real and incomparable fact. It is said that the first headache for all executives who have just joined Alibaba is to give themselves a flower name.

This is not the biggest headache. The headache is to write your own final poem... According to Ma Yun's requirements, this poem must be written by yourself. You can extract some ancient poems, but you can't copy them all. You should have your own creativity in it.

Then Ali's executives have a headache. For these science graduates, it's no problem for them to write 10 programs on the spot, but it's too difficult for them to write a final poem.

The most unbearable thing is that this final poem will be read out in the punch in machine. If anyone writes a poem too bad, he will become the object of ridicule in an instant, which is simply a social death.

However, Ma Yun likes it, and executives have no way to pinch their noses, write poems by themselves, or spend money to find gunmen. They toss about very much.

However, it is precisely because of this that Ali's internal atmosphere is good, Ma Yun's popularity is also good, and the whole company presents a thriving situation.

"Chairman, we found some problems!" just as Ma Yun was waiting at the door of the company to see who the next great Xia was, a young man with dark eyes suddenly found Ma Yunhui's report.

"What's up?" Ma Yun nodded.

"We found that some users complained to us that our QQ would crash occasionally, and the whole QQ software would be shut down in an instant and need to log in again, which was a waste of time!" the young man said quickly.

"Crash? The program of the technology department is out of order again!" Ma Yun smiled. At this time, he was still very happy. After all, software crashes often happen even in 2020.

Is a program without a bug still a normal program?

This is normal!

"In this way, you quickly collect the diagnosis report, and then let the person in the technology department be responsible for analysis. After finding out the bug, fix it at the first time!" Ma Yun commanded. These are routine operations!

"Yes!" the young man nodded and took his orders.

The whole process seems superfluous. After all, small problems such as bug crashes are not put in front of Ma Yun and come to Ma Yun to give instructions in person.

But this is Ma Yun's request. According to Ma Yun's words, everything else can be careless, but you can't be careless about your own products, that is, QQ, because it is related to the jobs of thousands of people up and down Ali.

Everyone must treat QQ like a baby. Any problem must be reported at the first time, and must be reported to Ma Yun.

After that, in the ordinary time, several executives came one after another, and the voice of going to work sounded. Ma Yun had already sat in his office, but before he had time to drink a cup of hot tea, the little young man came again with dark circles under his eyes.

"What's the problem?" Ma Yun asked puzzled.

"Chairman, there is no diagnosis report!" the young man said anxiously.

"No diagnostic report? What does this mean?" Ma Yun was stunned.

"Our crashed program didn't automatically send a diagnostic report to us, so I can't find the cause of the crash now!" the young man said helplessly.

"In this way, that's a big bug, even a problem in the diagnostic report!" Ma Yun stretched his waist and said, "please inform the technical department to hold a meeting to sort out the whole code, especially the code near the diagnostic report, and do some tests to see if you can find a bug!"

Ma Yun has not realized how dangerous this is. Until the technical department used dozens of people for 4 hours of emergency tracking, no large bug problem was found.

But on the other side, there have been tens of thousands of complaints about the automatic collapse of QQ. At the same time, a large number of scolding Posts began to appear in the official QQ forum, from Chinese to English, as well as French, Spanish and other languages of this country. Ma Yun found that the demon cult seemed to have hit Huashan!