Chapter 1881

Boss Jia still remembers that when he read this text, he admired Edison.

7-year-old Edison is so smart. He is 9 years old and still admires a 7-year-old child. It's a shame.

Later, as he grew older and saw this text by chance, boss Jia felt that his brain might have been eaten by zombies. There were almost too many slots in this text.

Let's not talk about the writing of this text. After all, it's for second grade pupils, and there's no way to ask for writing.

And to be honest, it's much better than eating a mouthful of pudding.

First we need to make complaints about a basic fact that Edison was born in 1847. When he was 7 years old, he was in 1854, then he took down the Tucao.

First of all, even if there is acute appendicitis, it will die in about a week. It can be dragged to the hospital for surgery. It is completely careless to do surgery at home.

Of course, there are some cases that are very serious. They don't exist in a day. Although they are few, it's unlucky for us to be Edison's mother. Celebrities naturally have special treatment.

Then there is the problem of mirrors. Many people make complaints about the lamp itself, which is dark enough. Even if it is refracted by a mirror, it will not increase the brightness and make it impossible to become a real shadowless lamp.

This is not a good idea for us to make complaints about. What about the reflection effect of the mirror?

Just a little. Do these writers know how much a mirror weighs?

The author probably picked up the mirror in his girlfriend's dressing box when writing the article, and felt that there was no problem with the weight.

But if you really move a mirror even the thickness of a book, you will feel very heavy. If you move a mirror as big as a computer screen, your arm will begin to secrete a lot of lactic acid in ten seconds at most, and then you can't wait to throw the mirror out.

Even for an adult, let alone a group of children around the age of 7 or 8, they don't know whether they can lift the mirror or not.

What's more, it takes at least half an hour for an operation to cut appendicitis. If suture is added, one hour is enough. If these children can really carry it, he will be the champion of the Olympic Games.

Oh, forget, there were no Olympic Games at that time.

Of course, all of these Tucao, you can say that in order to carry the burden and make complaints about it, I was too much to grasp the details.

Then let me say one last thing. Do you remember when I told you that Edison was born in 1847?

However, the world's top leaders have assigned the task of writing a celebrity story to educate children, and it is required that it should not be a well-known story in China, or a well-known story that many people don't know, and also have a sensational literary effect, so as to show their own magazines.

Then the editor took over the task and fished all kinds of waves in the first few days. When the manuscript was due on the last day, he began to cram urgently.

But for a while and a half, we couldn't find such a celebrity story that others didn't know, and the submission time was very close, so the editor decided to make it up by himself.

At the right moment, he saw a newspaper published a news about "power failure in the operating room, medical workers complete the operation with a flashlight" (this is true news. He often saw similar news in those years), so he patted his head and decided to write the same story, and then put it on a celebrity.

So which celebrity is Ann on?

Certainly not at home. People at home are not so smart. Only foreigners can do such smart things.

It's not good to use a flashlight. Many flashlights are not creative and can't show wisdom. The mirror reflects candlelight to ensure a sensation.

It's too late. It's too late. It's easy to find evidence. We have to make it up more than 100 years ago, so no one can show evidence that it's false.

Finally, you have to be a well-known big man and scientist, otherwise it's too bullshit to be convincing.

Put these conditions together, there is no more suitable person than Edison. After all, people have more than 2000 different inventions in their life. There is no problem to make a shadowless lamp in advance.

Since Edison could invent the electric lamp, why not invent a shadowless lamp? This logic is so perfect that it can't be further improved!

Therefore, such an article "Edison saved his mother" appeared grandly in children's literature, the largest selling children's literature magazine in China at that time. As a result, it became popular and was compiled into Chinese Textbooks in the 1990s.

Edison knew that he would be very grateful. He wanted to pull the author down for a chat and try to invent something for him.

In fact, it's not terrible to create an article. What's terrible is that this article has become a primary school textbook. What's more terrible is the western advanced theory behind this article.

At that time, for various reasons, the western countries became the paradise in the imagination of countless people. The people there had quality, freedom, plump creativity and wisdom. Even if they didn't want to do anything in bed all day, people who felt that they were awesome in all aspects could be quickly bullied in the West.

He doesn't even have to show his cow force. Westerners find him a cow force at a glance, and then hold it high. Therefore, he can't live a good life in China. It's all the fault of the system.

It was precisely because of the idea that the Western moon was round that the Chinese people couldn't help praising the west, and then madly belittled and humbled themselves.

They not only humble themselves, but also leave this self abasement to future generations and children, so that those children, like them, instill the idea of Western greatness, Chinese inferiority and self abasement from an early age, and finally cultivate a generation of well-known groups like jokes. Therefore, there are reasons for many seemingly ridiculous and incomprehensible things in the world, The reason lies in these details.

The reason why there is so much ink and nonsense on this matter is that one is a little water, and the other is to tell you a truth. If you want not to be affected by all kinds of mixed thoughts and influences, you must learn to think about yourself.

It is not the kind of thinking that summarizes the central idea of the article, but whether the central idea of the article is correct and true, and then conduct scientific verification, so as to truly become a person with independent ideas.

For example, if you think about this chapter carefully, you will find that,