"Old man, what are you doing here? Did you know I was here? " Seeing the smiling old Taoist Xiangyun in front of him, Yun KaiDun was extremely surprised!
Can the old Taoist really count, even where he is?
"Boy, I don't respect the old and love the young, and I'm not afraid of being hit by thunder!" The old Taoist Xiangyun was pained, but he pretended to be unfathomable: "as for why he knew you were here? Taoist priest, who am I? You'll know where your boy is and what he's doing. Was xxoo cool just now? Alas, it's a pity that your life is not long... So many beautiful women around you and such a big industry will belong to others... "
The Taoist priest's words hit Yunfei's chest like a heavy hammer, and almost spit out black blood
Is this old saying true? The knot in my heart has just been uncovered by Li Lu. I'm ready not to tangle with this matter. Will this matter really have a disaster of life? What should I do?
"Come on, smelly old man, if you scare him again, don't think I'll show you the way in the future! It's not a shame that you can't even find a direction in the city! " At this time, Wang Zixin, who was holding his nose, came out from behind the ox nose Taoist priest and looked at the old man discontentedly.
Yun Fei believes in fate and believes in these. This is something that everyone close to him knows.
"NIMA, I'm not afraid that your ancestors will throw some thunder from the sky and take you away!" Hearing Wang Zixin's words, Yun Fei, who was pale, breathed a sigh of relief. The ox nose old Taoist was scaring himself.
"Boy, the Taoist priest has been unhappy with you for a long time. What's the matter with scaring you? You can bite me! " The Taoist priest looks like he doesn't want to be beaten.
For Yun Fei, he is really speechless.
"Then you can play here by yourself. I'm gone. Wang Zixin, get in my car and wait for him to scare people here. After a few days, I'll be free and tear down your broken Taoist temple! " Seeing the old Taoist's face, Yun Fei felt that if he continued like this, he had to beat him to relieve his anger.
Although the old Taoist priest is approaching the age of 100, his character is similar to that of a child. He likes to play tricks on people. When he doesn't play tricks on people, he has an unfathomable face. Compared with the old Taoist priest Qingyang, he is much disliked.
"Old Taoist, I didn't invite you to get into my car. Where to stay cool..." Yang Jungang just opened the door. Old Taoist Xiangyun quickly drilled in and saw the pain of Yun feidan. "You're not afraid that your old bone can't stand the toss!"
"I heard that your car is the best car in the whole southwest. I haven't taken a car several times in my life..." Xiangyun said with a rogue winking at Yun Fei.
Yun feidun was very bitter.
He doesn't think the old Taoist is sloppy. The old Taoist is deliberately disgusting.
After Yunfei got into the car and kept a distance from the old road, he asked him, "old road, you said you no longer have a pleasant environment. You play with monkeys in a beautiful place. What are you doing here in Chengdu? I'm not afraid that the secular world in the world of mortals will pollute your old Taoist practice... "
"Taoist priest, I'm here to experience in the world of mortals. As far as I'm concerned, it's for China's entry into the WTO... "The old Taoist didn't take off his shoes, so he rolled his legs onto the expensive leather chair, brushed the dust in his hands and said solemnly.
The old Taoist fooled Yun Fei many times. Naturally, he won't believe him now.
"Old Taoist, come to Chengdu in such a hurry to find me. If you have anything, just say it. Don't say your words are for me to eliminate disasters and reduce difficulties. You know, old Taoist Qingyang couldn't say anything to reduce disasters and reduce difficulties for me in those years... You're so ashamed of the face of Sanqing's ancestors. They're not afraid to climb out of the ground to clean you up... "Yun Fei roughly interrupted the old Taoist's chattering language and said with an evil smile,
This Taoist priest is not as serious as Qingyang Taoist priest.
It's probably because of this that I haven't been left here to inherit the mantle.
"Boy, can you be rude to master Sanqing!" For Yun Fei, Xiangyun Taoist priest was very helpless, "however, I really came to reduce disasters and difficulties for you..."
Hearing the old Taoist's words, Yun Fei immediately smiled: "you tell me, what disaster do I have now?"
I thought I was really in a lot of trouble during this period, but the old Taoist pretended to be unpredictable here, and he immediately had no such idea. If there were a disaster, the old Taoist would not come to him.
This old Taoist is not the kind of fake Taoist who holds an I Ching to tell people fortune on the street, but the Taoist who really inherits Taoist culture.
However, this guy seems to be a Huoju Taoist belonging to the Zhengyi sect of Taoism, which is very different from those Taoists of Quanzhen sect. Of course, it's hard to tell whether it's true or not, because the Taoists of Quanzhen religion don't touch meat, but the old Taoist seems to eat everything except beef and pigeons, which are spiritual creatures in Taoism.
Strictly speaking, this old way is an evil way!
"Boy, every time you have sex, you feel more and more powerless? Even so, do you want to do that more and more? Taoist priest, I watch the sky at night, pinch my fingers and count. I know you, boy, this is the precursor of a great disaster... "Taoist priest is still smiling.
Hearing his words, the smile on Yun Fei's face suddenly stiffened
"Taoist priest, should our boss flop down on his knees and shout 'Taoist priest, help me'?" At this time, Yunfei's heart was really confused. If it weren't for Wang Zixin's voice, Yunfei might have really done it.
"Er..." it was the holy auspicious cloud on his face that made the Taoist priest cry and laugh at the words of smiling Wang Zixin.
Wang Zixin doesn't believe this.
"Taoist priest, is there a solution?" Yunfei pulled Wang Zixin and asked Xiangyun Laodao with a serious face.
Once, he was a man without faith.
Now, he is still a man without faith.
But God brought him to this world. Sometimes he had to believe it. So he gave himself a very suitable identity, not a firm believer! That is, people who don't burn incense at ordinary times and cram for their feet temporarily.
What the old Taoist said was all about the situation he was facing now. In Li Lu's office, it would have taken more than half an hour to call in the troops, but now he has paid in his gun in less than ten minutes
As a result, Li Lu, who was in high spirits, was full of resentment. Yun Fei ran away
Many of the emotional breakdown between two people is caused by this matter.
Yun unnaturally doesn't want such a situation. If not, these women can't be satisfied in the future. They run out to find ducks. He doesn't have a green patch on the head of boss Yun? Although Li Lu and others won't, he has to think so, doesn't he?
Hearing Yunfei's words, Xiangyun Taoist priest immediately took out a jade bottle like a gourd from his arms: "this is the secret of our Taoism, I Ching marrow cutting pill. The formula has long been lost, and there is not much in the whole world. How about a bottle? "
"Taoist priest, you might as well give him a bottle of top ten tonic pills. At most, he has kidney deficiency..." Wang Zixin saw a smile on the old Taoist's face. Although it soon disappeared, it was obvious in her position.
This old Taoist priest is definitely fooling Yunfei.
"Little girl, don't think Yunfei is OK on you and on other women..." old Taoist Xiangyun was angry immediately. The girl didn't know what to do! I always dismantle my own platform. I'm just preparing to get some money from Yunfei. Why is it so difficult.
You know, this is the first time that Taoist Xiangyun has done this.
"Cut, Lao Dao, I have nothing to do with her..." Wang Zixin panicked when he heard Lao Dao's words.
There are absolutely few people who know what happened between him and Yunfei, that is, she and Yunfei, as well as the two bodyguards around Yunfei. Even on a business trip, he drilled into Yunfei's room carefully for fear that others might find out.
"It doesn't matter whether it exists or not. Cloud boy, think about it. Please go back from me. After eating, I'll teach you a set of cultivation skills. Not to mention the women around you, there will be ten or eight more. It's no problem... "Seeing the shocked Wang Zixin, the Taoist priest stopped interrupting and immediately accelerated his temptation to Yun Fei.
Monks are experts outside the world. They often ask to buy things instead of buying them.
Please go back. It's a matter of godliness, not
"Old Taoist, tell me, how much does it cost..." Yun Fei took a swipe at the corner of his mouth. The old Taoist turned out to be an expert outside the world, but now he turned into a typical small vendor.
The appearance of this worldly expert was immediately destroyed by the obscene expression on his face
"Say how vulgar money is. Taoist priest, I didn't save you for money. " Hearing Yun Fei's words, the Taoist priest looked contemptuous, "of course, after all, the formula of this thing has been lost, and there are few left in the world. This is to transfer the opportunities of other people to you. Naturally, you have to make some compensation... "
"How much?" The Taoist priest's words made Yunfei egg feel painful.
If you want money, just say it. You have to beat around the Bush here. It's too boring.
"88888..." the old Taoist immediately spit out the numbers that surprised Yun Fei.
"..." Yun Fei was speechless. The old Taoist was not interested in these blocking things. Why did he suddenly ask for so much money now?
"Taoist priest, are you eating a elixir that can live forever? Nearly a million! " At this moment, Wang Zixin can no longer bother to tangle with things between himself and Yun Fei. What does the old Taoist know.
The old Taoist priest is obviously lying to Yun Fei. If it is spread, God knows how many people will come to the door in the future.
"Old Taoist, why do you want so much money? Give me a reason, don't say millions, I'll give you everything! " Hearing the old Taoist's words, Yun Fei immediately smiled. This old Taoist, this medicine is definitely fooling him.