52 3-13 My Home My Life Shopping with two people

As soon as we got to the house, a messenger from Yasis was waiting for us with a large amount of vibrator materials.

I wonder when in the world she asked for it and got there before us.

When the messenger handed over the materials, she disappeared without a sound.

OH JAPANESE NINJA!

I was about to say something like that, but I couldn't get it across anyway, so I kept it to myself.

I'm sure she must have a job that she wouldn't normally do as a pastry.

Scary, scary.

As it is, the three of us head to the alchemy room and make a large number of vibrators.

By the way, this is the first time I've made a vibrator in front of Wendy, and I continued to make it, concentrating on getting it done quickly.

I felt somewhat embarrassed during the process, so I decided to ask Wendy to prepare for the bath.

And since I can't reach 10 million Nolls even if I keep making the vibrator, I'll just use accessories to pay for the rest, including the cost of living.

'Oh no, you're very tired today!

You look like a hockey player.

'No, no. This still cost her 15 million in debt, so it's a huge loss.

You'd make over 15 million selling them.

'Yes, that's obvious. Well, I'm really glad I signed an exclusive contract then.

After saying that, Yashis put the items into a magic bag and left.

Huh, I'm super tired.

Come to think of it, the four of them haven't come back yet.

It's not like they're going to kill you or anything, right?

""We're home!"

The four of them seemed to have returned as I sliced up the moi until Wendy was ready.

'It's a big house........'

My lord, this is a fine house.

You, or the master, or whatever the hell he is, got a house like this?

All three of them seemed to be surprised at the size of the house.

But still, it's a sludge........

Eh, that's dirt, right?　That's not blood, is it?

Where have you been?

All right, let's go take a bath first...

'There's a bath!

Of course. That's great.

I'm in a great place, huh?

Oh, and get it cleaned up before you go in.

I know that much.

As expected, I wouldn't allow anyone to get into the bathtub in the sludge.

'What about the Lord?'

It's not a good time. I'm just setting up for it.

Okay, White will go in with the Lord.

'No, I won't allow you to go into the kitchen with all that mud on you.

Mm. Well, I'll just drop the dirt and come back later.

That's good.

Wait a minute!　Lord, you're taking a bath with such a small boy!

Oh, man. You don't have to do that now.

What do you mean?　We're going in with the Lord here.

'Basic?　It's basic.　But it's what I want!

No, you don't want it because you don't like men in your setting.

Are you sure?

You're not going to allow me to take a bath in a towel, are you?

Well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

When Aina said that, White led the way to the bath.

Aaaaah. If only I hadn't done the preparation, I would go in too.......

Ah, so I'll be taking a bath by myself today.

Well, it's nice to be able to relax.

As I was thinking about this, the door suddenly opened and Yasis appeared, and we all turned around.

'Oops, sorry. Oh, that was just fine. I'll have to borrow Renge-sama.

Hmm?　What's more?

Yes, even though it's a small crime, I still have to report it to my lord.

Oh, I know. I'm a criminal slave, you know.

Yes. Well, I'd appreciate it if you'd come with me.

Roger that. Lord, I'm going to go for a little while.

I'll get it back to you as soon as I can.

Okay. I'll be here to make you dinner.

Off we go!

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Come to think of it, I had to go to the Lords.

I totally forgot about it because of the last fiasco.

I know.

It's that bad luck with those adventurers.

"Aina, let's take a bath.

'Oh, will Renge not have to wait?

I think that's good. You two better get in there first. It stinks.

You can't blame me for that, I just got back from the dungeon!

Huh, a crime slave arguing with White.

'Giggling. Soooooooo..... I'm sorry, White-sama.

'It's weird. Aina and the dog are just fine.

I'm not a dog, I told you!

'Just go. The Lord hates it when you stink.

'Don't call me a stinker too often...'

Okay, all right, all right. Let's go!

It's going to be noisy here too....

Will I be able to live peacefully?

If I want to bask in the sun, I might as well fix the space and float in the air.

It's a good idea to try it next time from a low position, because if you accidentally fall asleep, there's a risk that your magic will be cancelled.

After that, I hope Shiro and Sorte, Wendy and Renge get along with each other.

Let's try to pair them up in pairs.

Let's hope they don't get along with each other.

Well, I'd better dip the moi in the salt water or they'll be discolored.

But with this many people, it's not easy to make....

Well, this is just a snack.

The rest can be made into french fries.

I'd like to make red wine stew as well.

I bought Tometo, and I think I found some honey in the preserves.

The rest is just a matter of fine-tuning.

Oh, I see. A pressure cooker.

Somehow we can't put pressure on the pot in its invisible prison.

Oh, yeah, and wheat!　

You've got wheat and sugar and salt. Oh, but we don't have dry yeast.

Well it's no use, let's give up on bread this time.

I have white bread, so I'll probably have baking soda.

So I can make a pizza with tometo, meat, piggy pepper and moi.

Cheese...... There it is. I'm sure of it. I guess it's not going to be a problem.

There is one thing I've noticed.

Japanese food is hard to make in another world.

There isn't even any soy sauce to begin with.

And there's also no mirin.

I'd like to have some meat and potatoes.....

Hmmm.... we don't have enough ingredients.

I didn't even buy enough oil for the oriburu.

Shall I go buy some more oil?

'Master?　The three of you have taken a bath, but what will you do, Master?

Oh, just in time. I'm sorry, but can you make me another meal?　I'm going to go shopping for a bit.

Are you on your own?　It's dangerous!　At least take White with you.

But I'm having a bath.

'White said he'd only get the mud off, so he'll be out soon. Probably soaking wet.

Wipe up, Lord.

Totally spluttering, White comes out, not caring that the water is flowing sluggishly beyond the level of dripping from his hair.

'Hey White!　You're right, you're going to have to wipe it down a bit before you can come in!　Uh-oh. The floor's soaked, man.

''Huh ... I'll wipe down the floor for you, Master, please wipe White and go finish your shopping quickly.

Hmmm, out?　With the Lord?　What about Wendy?

'I was asked by my master to prepare dinner, White. This time you must protect him tightly.

Hm. I'm on my guard.

'No, I don't want to get in trouble for things twice in one day...'

I think I'm going to leave town if it's going to happen twice.

Let's make it clear whether it's my fault or this town's.

I wiped Shiro off and dressed him, then took out the ingredients I'd bought earlier and headed back to the north shopping district.

On our way, we were approached by a vegetable seller, a madam.

Am I the only one who thinks of a fat woman when I hear the word "madam"?

I'm not sure if I'm alone in thinking of a fat woman when I hear the word "madam".

Yes. No problem. There's not a scratch on it, as you can see.

I see. Good for you.

Haha. Sorry for the trouble.

I wonder what happened to her.

He didn't hurt himself or anything, so the sentence is light. He's with Yasis now, and he's going to ask his lord for a word.

Yeah. Well, that's a good thing. We were worried about her because even though she was a slave, she was so energetic and cheerful, and she seemed to cheer us up as well.

Haha. I don't want to get in too much trouble for something as big a deal as that, you know?

Did you ask for a reduced sentence too?

Of course.

'Oh, thank you. Can I tell you, then, that it's no big deal, because there's someone else who was worried about you?

'Yes, of course. But there seems to be some sort of punishment, so I hope you understand that.

'I know. I know, I've been worrying about the bear owner, I've been dawdling. Why don't you just show up and tell him about it later?

Oh, yeah.

He's one of the people involved, right?

I can't go into detail, so I'll just skip it and tell you exactly how it ends.

While I'm at it, I'll buy more vegetables from Madame's shop.

White was reluctant to sell them, but he didn't want them to remain unsold because the shop was closed, so he sold them all at a discount.

Then, on the way to the bear tribe's store, a number of people questioned me about that.

What I found out was that few details were known about it.

The only thing I remembered was that there was some kind of commotion, that they saw me falling down, and that the bear tribe shop vendor had been taken away.

I showed the loin to anyone who had heard the word "kill," and forced them to fool me by showing them the loin.

The word "this loin" might have sounded like "ko loin".

Good thing I happened to buy a loin!

I bet you haven't even noticed!

Because they didn't run into me!

Lord, that's stupid.

Terrible!　It's because White said he'd kill half of them or definitely kill them!

'Mm. Before that, Renge said.

"A Chinese knotweed is a Chinese knotweed. White is White.

'That statement is mixed with the Lord's subjective intentions. Therefore, I overrule your objection.

What is this trial about...?

"Vegetable free trial. If you win your case, you can eat all the meat you want for the rest of your life.

Verdict: White guilty.

'Stupid......... I sense an underhanded use of power. I demand a reconsideration.

What are you guys doing...

I was playing contrast with White, and before I knew it, we were in front of the bear tribe's store.

Hey. I'm here to shop.

Oh, yeah. Hey, you know,

I'm sure Renge will be fine.

Oh, yeah. No, it's been bothering me...

I felt that when I came in, you got a lot of attention.

Jesus. The other guys were worried about it. That's because he sells at this store.

'Huh. Or rather, if that's the case, you've been a slave for quite some time?

No, what, three days ago?　The day's quota is going to be over so quickly that we're going to have to do the next store, then the next store, and then multiple times a day for the sellers.

I see. The owner must have drawn the short straw.

Oh..... Oh well. But I'm relieved to hear that he's okay. I was sure he was going to die.

'Well, I'm not safe in a way...'

Is it safe to say that that guy, who hates men, is going to be my slave?

Well, the character has already collapsed, and all that's left now is a superb thigh and a 'sss' at the end of the word.

'What?　Forced labor?

No, you'll be my slave.

'What the hell then it's okay. If that's how much the little girl there adores you, you can rest easy.

The owner hugs my waist and looks up and looks at White, who still won't listen to me when I tell him that I demand a reconsideration.

Do you adore this?

Oh, dear. If you want to, you can take her shopping with you. I'm sure they'd love to see you.

They'll be here soon. I'm sure you'll be glad you did.

Yes, please. All right, sir?　What can I get for you today?

The owner patted his chest and suddenly changed to customer service mode.

Well, actually, there's quite a lot of stuff in this store that I was curious about.

I sold more to Yashis, so I can buy enough with the extra money, and Wendy isn't there.

So, let's buy everything we're interested in!

This is how I bought all sorts of powders and spices and spices, including oriburu oil.

I went on further and talked about Renge while I was shopping.

At least 550,000 knolls.

Most of it was for the oil from the oribulls we had failed to buy, but the remaining 50,000 knolls were just for curiosity's sake, and we didn't even know what we were going to use them for.

Needless to say, Wendy got angry at me again for my lack of planning when I got home.