59 4-1 Back auction Second Coming of the lord

A few days after being summoned by the lord, the city was celebrating the fact that the lord's illness had been cured, and a festival was taking place.

As for me, I was enjoying the festivities with everyone who had been enslaved, but rather sitting on the terrace with the most frightening people in town, having tea in an elegant manner.

Those who have a grudge against these people, please don't come to attack me just for today.

''It's a pity. I didn't get to be a lord.''

I don't mind. I'm not a lord, you know. You have to be a masochist to work so hard for your people.

Sure. If you were working diligently for someone else, you'd be laughing.

You know... You know, you're a liar. So, how did you actually get it?

I don't know.

No matter what you think, you won't believe the story that I happened to make an elixir.

Besides, I have a bad feeling about Darwin knowing about it.

'I'm interested in it too. But if you had it from the beginning, wouldn't you be surprised if it was released during Wendy's time?

So you're saying you can make the elixir now?

'I wouldn't say that, though. I'm just saying that there must be something special out there that we don't know about.

There's nothing there. Reinrich checked my guild card. Do you want me to show it to you again?

Oh. Good Lord, kid. Let's see what you got.

'Yes, yes. Look, if there's nothing to see, you'll have to convince me. Guild card open.

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Kazuki Oshimiya: Alchemist Lv1

HP55/55 → HP150/150

MP1020/1020 → MP2550/2550

STR : G VIT : G

INT : D→B MID : E→C

AGI : G DEX : B→A

active skill

Spatial Magic Lv3

Alchemy Lv9

Appraisal Lv3

passive skill

Agriculture Lv1

Cooking Lv1

active autoskill

Madness Lv1

? Skill Lv3

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"Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's this? Wasn't spatial magic a figment of legend?

'Uh....'

And, yikes. I was so distracted by the elixir that I forgot there was spatial magic!

''This is.........? Is the skill of the "______" unique to the drifter?　Maybe this has something to do with it?

Nope. This is an entirely different skill, I'm afraid. 'Pocket money.'

Five gold coins suddenly fell from the sky and landed in my hand.

Ha, five 100,000-odd gold coins. So, how long will it take to get the next one working?

'One day at a time. I wish I could use it more than once.

No, that's enough. Half a million a day, and that's still at level 3, right?　How many gold coins will you get when you reach nine?

'I'm curious about the source......... Is it being transferred from somewhere, or is it being created from nothing...?

I don't need the elixir. You guys are missing the point.

Oh, yeah. Hmm. Oh, the alchemy level is already 9? That's great.

Yeah, I've been working on it for ten years.

The drifter's growth rate is very fast. Still, it's very fast.

'Isn't it because Rainrich taught me so efficiently?

''Even so, it's too early. Usually it's level 3 in one year, level 5 in two years, level 6 in three years, level 7 in six years, 8 in seven years, and 9 in ten years. It's because he's like this after being as talented as Master Rainrich.

Hmm. If that's the case, isn't level 9 in a few months rather than a year too soon?

It's funny. I didn't select the ability to increase experience.

The only other skill that stands out to me is the ability to increase experience. Spatial magic I'd love to hear more about it, but I don't think it has anything to do with elixirs.

'Exactly!　That's what I've been wondering about too!

Bang!　And it was the central lord of the conversation who opened the terrace door with great vigor.

Beside her, Wendy was fumbling around and worrying about the glass door that was opened.

''No, no, no. We're having a lord-sama reawakening festival in town right now, so you shouldn't be here.''

What is it? Are you saying you don't want me to come along?　You're terrible for getting to know each other so well.

Hey! Don't sit on my lap!

Oh, God.

I'm going to have something important to say to you right now, and I'm telling you not to come over here.

"Holy shit, Domazo Lord.

I'm not a dominatrix. I just want everyone in this town to be happy.

Yeah, yeah. So, why are you on his lap?

That's because there's no seat for me. That's because there's no seat for me, and I'm a little girl, so this seat is perfect. I love this candy.

You're a sick pedophile.

"Wait a minute, you're a pedophile and you're a four-year-old?

It's all about looks; if you're 40 or 60 and you look like a kid, you're a pedophile.

Oh my god.... He's a lot older than me...

'Hmm. Do you have a pulse around not denying it?　Big brother.

It feels weird to be called a big brother by an older man.

But, well, if you don't know your age, you don't feel bad about it.

I had an older sister, but I didn't have a younger sister.

I don't know how many times I've wished I had a younger sibling.

If I didn't know her age, she'd be like a cute little sister....

Forty-something on my lap, holding my special snacks with both hands.....

''Hm?　Do you want some, brother?

No, you can have it.

Yeah?　Wow.

Uh-oh. Don't drop the candy crumbs.

It's all in my lap.

"Oh, I spilled it.

No, you don't have to eat the ones you drop.

'No. If you waste your food, you're going to blind yourself.

That's what my grandma used to tell me!

And it's rice.

Could you not poke me when I kneel, please?

I don't think groping is the same thing!

'It's like you and your brother and sister are very close. As someone who's known Oligor for a long time, it's complicated.

Yeah.

What. You guys have known each other for a long time.

That's right. I used to get into a lot of mischief and Rainrich would get angry with me.

We've always been f*cking kids, and you guys have been.

They were older boys, but they ran away from me, so I was trapped at their feet. So I set a trap at their feet and made them go with me.

You did this to yourself!

'Of course. How can I be allowed to blame everything on me and laugh myself into the distance?

Huh. These four guys have known each other for a long time, haven't they?

I mean, what kind of mischief are they playing with Yasis, Darwin and Oligor?

And the other guy is Reinrich, are you an idiot?

So what the f*ck are you doing here?

Hmm?　I only came because I could see everyone from over there, okay?

'Oh yeah...'

Oh, there's a butler outside the gate looking up at us.

"Wendy, take the butler in.

Oh, and tell him he can go home now. I'll be here for the rest of the day.

All right, all right.

No, I'm celebrating your comeback.　You don't have to go.

People just want to party. The merchants just want to sell a lot of stuff for a reason and the people just want an excuse to drink wine at noon.

You don't have to be so honest about the reality.

I'm celebrating your comeback, even if it's only a formality.

And I've had too much to drink. When I walk around town, I come running to you and give you three drinks. I got well, but now I'm going to die of alcohol poisoning.

You don't look drunk enough for that.

Hmm. I'm drunk. Come on, come on.

He's bouncing up and down on his knees, but it hurts when the muscles in his legs are stimulated while he's sitting.

'I'll put you down if you get out of line,'

Yes. You don't like my ass, do you?

No, it just hurts and...

Hey, can we just cut to the chase because I'm so sick of watching you flirt?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I digress.

Yeah, that's your fault. And what can you do with spatial magic?

Ah, you're right, I remember.

I went off topic for a while, but you brought it back.

I'm going to try and hold out my palm upwards to Darwin.

What's that hand?

How much are you offering?

Okay, let's sell this information to the Wizard's Guild!

'I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude!　Please, please, I'll bow down, so seriously, just shut up.

I bowed my head, and Oligor turned his mouth to me and did a hmmm and waited, but I kept avoiding it.

Then Darwin held out his hand, just as I did.

"Huh ... how much. Tell me.

I'm just kidding. Just kidding. I'll shut up and tell you.

'Yes. Why don't you talk to me alone and I'll give you the money?

Hey, Yassis, that's disgusting.

'We get to hear about the magic of the legendary class?　How could I not be interested? Oh, of course I won't talk to Mr. Darwin about it.

No, that's okay. Yeah. Seriously, if you can keep your mouth shut to the Wizard's Guild, I'll tell you...

I'm curious too.

Rainrich, too.

You were supposed to be quiet, but you were planning on listening in casually.

d*mn it.

"Well, it's only level 3, so it's not a big deal.

I don't need it.

'Well, level one is a skill called inhalation (input), and it's a replacement for a magic bag, to put it simply.

Oh. How much capacity do you have?

'I wonder how much.... But it can be pretty much all in one place, so it's more than a magic bag (small) in one place. It's like it's divided into numbers 0-19.

That's good. That's a skill a merchant would be drooling over.

Yes. Especially if you're a peddler.

Ah. You don't have to put your stuff on the carriage, and if you don't have a big load, you don't have to worry about being attacked by thieves, or something.

Maybe I should have become a merchant?　But it's too dangerous to go out there.

And then?　What about level two?

It's a skill called expulsion (output). It's hard to explain this one, but can you figure out what it means by the skill of being able to expel it while still retaining the force you put into the inhaler?

Hmm. For example, if an arrow is shot at you, if you put it into the magic space by inhalation (input), can you shoot it back with its remaining power?

'I've never tried it, but maybe I have. I haven't used it much. I only thought it was that the amount of magic space increased as the level went up.

Hey, I wonder what would happen if they did that with a flail or some other chained weapon?

'I don't know. Maybe human bodies and other creatures can go in there too, as opposed to a magic bag, but I'm too scared to try it.

I wonder what will really happen.

Will just the tip of it disappear?

Or will it be seen as the same item and the pattern will be inside?

Well, I'll give it a try when I get a chance.

I don't plan to try it because I don't want the creature to turn out grotesque, though.

It doesn't sound like a legend, does it?

'I don't know what to say. It's a good idea to have a good idea of what to do with it. It's a good idea to have some sort of transference for that, so I decided on this one.

'Hmm. So how's level 3 going?

It's hard to explain this one too... hmmm...

After much consideration, I activate my teacup as an invisible prison (Invisible Jail) to make my teacup look like it's floating in the air.

'What's that? You can make things float?

'No, let's just say I can make an invisible box. A prison, a coffin ... a defensive wall?

''Even if you ask in a questioning way........ Anyway, if it's useful for defense, it's useful, right?

Yeah, by the way.

I sat on top of the invisible prison (Invisible Jail) with Oligor on my lap, and he sat up in the air.

'I can get on top of it,'

'Oh. That's kind of weird.

Be careful, Oligor. He's a pervert. He'll see your skirt from underneath.

Hey, wait a minute. When did that happen?

I mean, you made a declaration to your slave. I think it was the breasts.

'Let's wait a minute, Darwin. No more than that.

You are the customer.... I can't help but wonder if I should sell you any more slaves.

'It's okay......... I didn't do anything weird....

You didn't, did you?

Yeah. He doesn't mind. I'm sure he'll be fine.

"What are you saying?　If you want to see what's in my skirt, you can tell me and I'll show you.

'Unfortunately, it's not on the scale. At least come back to me with big tits.

'Mookie!　I think it's racist to say that you're racially deficient!

He's a picky eccentric.

Highly perverted.

You mustn't bully my apprentice too much. I mean, what would you do if word got out that your student was a pervert?

Mr. Reinrich!　You may have helped me, but you think I'm a pervert!

Come on, we're going home now.

'Yes. I still have work to do.

'It's about time I had a jeweler here too. Yeah, don't worry, I'll let Dharma know about the refurbishment.

'It's like nothing happened......... d*mn. You're kidding me.

Adults!

That's why we have to be adults!

Hey, isn't Oligor coming home?

No, it's not what I want yet.

You've got a purpose...

'Oh, did you forget?　You promised me a private room, just me and you.

".........

Do you think you'll be able to make out a few things?

Bye.

You wanna go?

Oh, excuse me. Take your time.

"Wait, please don't go away!　Hey, Lori, what the hell are you doing?　Hey, talk to me!　Listen to me!

At least let me explain that I'm not a pedophile!

I don't want to be sent home with the wrong person in mind!

...Isn't it rude to call people lollypop for a while now? All right, I'll show you my charms in the private room.

'No, I'm not talking about that!　Hey, you and your guy can explain it to me!　Hey, my lord!

Oh, wait, I'm seriously leaving!

No, I didn't, I just thought that was really just a kid!

I thought I was just playing with the kids!

My soul's cry didn't get through, and the three of them left unceremoniously.