Chapter 108

"At the beginning of a man, his nature is good, his nature is similar, his habits are far away..."

Just entering the dormitory building, ye Buqiu heard Hu Yuan recite the Three Character Classic solemnly.

The Three Character Classic is an enlightening book handed down by our ancestors. It is also a moral Scripture that many children often talk about. It is hard for ye Buqiu to imagine how terrible it is for Hu Yuan, who looks like a gorilla, to shake his head and read the Three Character Classic?

Bang.

Pushing the door open, ye Buqiu stepped into and left the dormitory for more than half a month.

At this time, the scene in the dormitory is very harmonious.

Hu Yuan, like an eminent monk, sat down on the balcony with a crumpled Three Character Classic in his hand. Gu Shiyu was staring at the screen with her headphones on. Her hands were crackling on the keyboard. Tang Duoduo is still clicking on his favorite Oriental action love movie. His eyes are looking at the action scenes in the video, and his mouth is not idle.

The three did not realize that ye Buqiu came into the dormitory and still indulged in his own small world.

"Take it off, take it off!" Tang Duoduo opens his mouth and bites his fat fingers. He constantly urges the heroine in the movie, who is a child with big breasts and big hips. Her small eyes narrow into a line, and she says to herself expectantly: "girl, get rid of it quickly. If I'm happy, I'm sure I'll get a lot of rewards! "

See rise, a computer is covered.

Tang Duoduo is very angry. When he jumps up to scold the perpetrator, he happens to see ye Buqiu's smiling face. He suddenly lost his anger and said with a smile: "lying trough, second, you've come back."

"Yes." Ye Buqiu nodded and said“ As soon as I got off the plane, I came back

Hearing the news here, Hu Yuan, who is reciting the Three Character Classic, puts down his book and turns his head. Gu Shiyu, who is cracking, takes off his earphone and turns his head. The cactus planted in Tangduo on the windowsill, whose spines have been pulled out by Hu Yuan, turns his head reluctantly.

Hu Yuan, like a tank, dashed forward and put his arms around ye Buqiu. He said boldly, "second, you've finally come back. You can be regarded as missing me."

"Second, we talked about you this morning. I didn't expect you to come back today." Gu Shiyu said with a smile.

Ye Buqiu patted Hu Yuan on the shoulder, looked at Gu Shiyu and asked, "what do you discuss about me?"

"What else? It's just about our little beauty of summer rain dream Gu Shiyu shrugged and explained helplessly“ During the period of your absence, a guy who doesn't have a long eye sticks to the summer rain dream all day long. He delivers breakfast to her every morning and snacks at night, which has lasted for a week. "

"Yesterday afternoon, that guy stuck to Xia Xiaomei again. We Xia Xiaomei were really impatient, so we refused the goods on the pretext of having someone we like. After this, we'll discuss it together. The person Xia Xiaomei likes is you, right

"That's just an excuse for Yumeng to refuse the pursuer. How can it be related to me?" Ye Buqiu grinned bitterly. He turned to the book in Hu Yuan's hand and asked: "boss, what's the matter with you?"

"He Tang Duoduo's face is full of fat and cunning, and he says evil: "summer is coming, and it's the breeding season. Our family gorilla is in spring!"

"Screw you, you just miss spring!" Hu Yuan kicks on Tang Duoduo's butt.

"Yo, yo, who is on the phone every night? How come you dare not admit it now? What three character Scripture do you recite in your ears like a Tang Monk all day long? Do you think you are young Zhang Sanfeng Tang Duoduo said sarcastically.

"What is the relationship between the Three Character Classic and Zhang Sanfeng?"

"But you have something to do with Zhang Sanfeng! Don't you have a nickname called Zhang Wuji? And isn't Zhang Sanfeng the founder of Zhang Wuji? " Tang Duoduo said with a sneer.

"Screw you."

After three people's explanation, ye Buqiu finally understood the context.

It turned out that a few days ago, Hu Yuan fell in love with a black eyed girl who majored in Chinese at first sight in the library, so he summoned up the courage to ask the girl's number. Unexpectedly, the girl gave Hu Yuan a cold look and said, "I'm sorry, I don't appreciate boys like you, so we don't need to communicate, let alone exchange contact information."

Hu Yuan does not give up to pester her, squatting every day to run to the library door to wait for her, rain or shine, no matter how the girl refused, he is stubborn with his behavior and do not give up.

A few days later, the girl couldn't stand Hu Yuan's hard work, so she said, "if you recite the rules of disciple tomorrow, I'll give you the contact number."

The girl wanted to get rid of Hu Yuan for this reason, but unexpectedly, Hu Yuan ran to the girl with black eyes the next day and recited "disciple rules" word by word. Although the girl was helpless and surprised, she didn't break her promise. Finally, she told Hu Yuan her phone number.

Hu Yuan is the first step on the road of love, but it's hard for Tang Duoduo and Gu Shiyu who are his roommates. Because Hu Yuan didn't sleep all night to recite "disciple rules", at the same time, they followed Hu Yuan all night.

Although the relationship between Hu Yuan and the girl has made half a finger like progress, the girl did not give up her request and insisted that Hu Yuan recite a piece of ancient prose every day. When Gu Shiyu and Tang Duoduo heard the news, they nearly collapsed and wanted to kick Hu Yuan from the dormitory building as a ball.

Therefore, under the power of the two men, Hu Yuan was forced to accept the unfair treaty.

First, he can't recite the text more than ten o'clock in the evening. If there is any violation, Hu Yuan will be responsible for the next day's dormitory meals and cleaning of underwear and socks.

Second, the place of recitation should not be in the dormitory, only outside the balcony or corridor. If there is any violation, the punishment is the same as the first one.

Third, you can't recite it when you talk in your sleep. If you find it, the discoverer is responsible for putting the socks of the day before yesterday into his mouth.

When this rule was just formulated, Hu Yuan followed these rules honestly. But when he woke up the next morning, Hu Yuan always had a few more smelly socks in his mouth.

No way, Hu Yuan not only snores at night, but also likes to talk in his sleep.

Now, referring to his own unfair treaty again, Hu Yuan wailed, hugged ye Buqiu and complained: "old man, they are two evil spirits who eat people and drink blood without blinking an eye. In particular, Lao San often washes his socks only once a month. One night, Lao San stuffed his moldy socks in my mouth, which made my appetite halve the next day and only ate five steamed buns. Second, do you think they are going too far? "

"It's a little bit." Ye Buqiu nods.

"Look at it, you two. It's still the second one who knows how to get along with people!" Hu Yuan pointed angrily at Tang Duoduo and Gu Shiyu and said angrily, "look at your own face and beast heart. Do you feel ashamed by comparing with yourself? Do you think you're going too far? "

"Well, old three and old four are really too much!" Ye Buqiu continued“ They should add more pepper and cumin to your socks to make you taste better. Maybe you will have a big appetite the next day and eat ten steamed buns at a time. "

Hu Yuan's black face stiffened.

After three seconds, Tang Duoduo and Gu Shiyu burst into shameless laughter in the dormitory.

Ye Buqiu looked at the noisy dormitory, a touch of intimacy emerged in his heart, and his tense mood was slightly relaxed.