Chapter 79: 凹凸 combination.

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1 |【Floor Owner】A University’s Second Years, Third Years, Fourth Years, Graduate Students, and all of our senior brothers and senior sisters, please pay attention! The new round of dishes are about to be served to your tables! Our younger school brothers and sisters are about to reach soon, my fellow brothers and sisters, it is time to get hyped!!

Hahahaha, I really want to laugh sardonically and pour my heart out, as the floor owner, I can’t believe that after so many years, the submissive daughter-in-law has finally become the domineering mother-in-law! At long last, on this day, I will also welcome the new arrivals while standing at the forefront ohohoho! Although I don’t know which year this trend started, but we are going to continue it enthusiastically either way! Together, let’s keep our eyes open for this year’s yield, and get to the bottom of the matter of who is the campus belle and the most handsome boy today, and continue in such a fashion! Additionally, we need to check out the fresh meat and beauties that have just arrived and see if the successors can surpass their predecessors!

On behalf of the Faculty of Biosciences Welcoming Committee @ the strawberries are super sweet @ I’m called Zhao Ritian @ If you keep staring I will poke your eye out @ this celestial fairy only drinks dew water.

Hurry up, hurry up! The people in-charge of welcoming the new arrivals, the planted agents, hurry up, come out and report in!

2 | Front row! Eating melons in excitement.

3 | WTF why is the person upstairs so fast, Faculty of Chemistry reporting in first!

4 | Wah, trash, the Faculty of Chemistry stole the initiative again! Academy of Fine Arts, reporting in!

5 | Philosophy Faculty is raising their hands.

6 | Law Faculty reporting in!

7 | Public Communications Faculty reporting in!

8 | History Faculty reporting in!

9 | Music Conservatory reporting in!

10 | Liberal Arts College reporting in!

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25 |【Floor Owner】Okay! Everyone has reported in! If you meet any handsome men and beautiful ladies, don’t let them go, this year’s research regarding which faculty can achieve the first place is dependent on you, talent scouts! Wait a minute, we’re missing one faculty, why didn’t the Faculty of Economic Management come?

26 | The Faculty of Economic Management silently walks past while passing off as an ordinary person as they nibble on their melons.

27 |【Floor Owner】After checking through it, the Faculty of Economic Management is really missing. What’s the situation? Can someone call them?

28 | Floor Owner, you don’t need to call them, the Faculty of Economic Management didn’t come last year either.

29 | Yeah, they didn’t come last year.

30 |k3010;Floor Ownerk3011;??? This floor owner was a freshman last year, wait, has the Faculty of Economic Management always been this high and cold?

33 | Hahahaha Floor Owner is really cute. The Faculty of Economic Management isn’t high and cold, rather, they are filled with confidence. Think about it; who is in the Faculty of Economic Management?

36 |【Floor Owner】Fuck me, You-xuezhang!?

38 | That’s right!! Ever since You-xuezhang entered the Faculty of Economic Management, they have never reported again, and its estimated that they will only participate again after You-xuezhang graduates. Just think about it, with the face that You-xuezhang possesses, who can defeat it? When he first enrolled in, he startled the entire female population and they didn’t manage to sleep well for one entire night!

39 |【Floor Owner】But what if there is a freshman this year that is more handsome than You-xuezhang… EMMM, pretend I didn’t say that, let’s just continue, everyone in their places!

50 | Hahahahaha! Floor Owner is wise.

55 | I don’t want to say this but, someone who is more handsome than You-xuezhang really doesn’t exist.

58 | Someone wants to wrest away the title of the handsome boy in school? Hehe, with the face value that You-xuezhang has, we’re not scared at all!

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80 | It’s useless to contend about who’s the handsome person in our school; it’s more realistic to talk about which faculty the campus belle will come from.

84 | Regarding this topic, our music conservatory cannot be left out. IMHO, compared to my conservatory, everyone else here is garbage.

88 | Can you have some face! Are the ladies from our Fine Arts Academy not pretty?? There are so many ladies with long and slender legs, does your faculty have it?

90 | Last year, the campus belle Liang Chuhan entered our Liberal Arts College, you should let that sink in.

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280 | It hasn’t began? I’ve already refreshed this post thrice.

300 | Sitting here and waiting.

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465 | Ahhhh they’re here, they’re here!! Coordinating from the Faculty of Journalism, a beautiful younger sister with long legs, white skin and of a tall stature has arrived!

466 | Damn, really?!! Upload a photo quickly! Fly rubbing its hands together!

468 | I’ve been waiting for this, thankfully, I didn’t bow out!

469 | 【Photo】【Photo】The front and side profile, this girl is particularly well-behaved, as a side-note, she even made a heart with her fingers! Isn’t she good-looking!!

500 | Let me see let me see—Ooo she’s pretty! The Faculty of Journalism scores the first point!!!!

Liao Su scrolled down the floors one by one and he looked through them with relish. The Faculty of Journalism was the first to open their stall, but the other faculties welcoming the new arrivals were not weak either as they followed up unceasingly, starting with the Fine Arts Academy who brandished a few beautiful freshmen like they were tussling over treasure. Needless to say, not only was the minimum score requirement for A University high this year, even the face value was a grade higher as compared to last year. With the beauties falling over one another in their eagerness to fight for admiration, it was truly a feast for eyes and it was hard to take it all in.

Liao Su was not frivolous by nature but he did possess a heart that admired beauty. While he was looking, he commented: “This one is very good-looking ah~ This one is good looking too, wah, why isn’t this girl in our Physical Education Institution? If I could see her every day, I would continue to persist in my training even if I was tired. Brother Liang, take a look.”

You Liangxing was not very interested. After giving it a glance, he started to compile the tasks that the student union had to do tonight.

Seeing that You Liangxing had moved his head away, Liao Su did not insist upon it and he continued to swipe through the post. After flipping through ten or more pages, he noticed that it was unlikely that he would reach the end in the foreseeable future. Since it was a live update, it meant that the new posts in the thread would not stop coming in, and he could only pay attention to specific posts from time to time. Liao Su continued to scroll through it, and he would occasionally see a few faculties releasing the photographs of their male freshmen. However, after inspecting it closely, he supposed they could be considered as attractive and they were okay to look at, but if they wanted to compare with You Liangxing, they were lacking a fair bit.

Liao Su laughed: “You Liangxing ah, you’re honestly creating a lot of pressure for the male population of A University. I daresay that these school junior brothers of ours were originally capable of attracting the eyes of ten over females, but because of your existence, the number halved instanteneously! No, one-third is a more appropriate sum, wah, what a pity.”

You Liangxing: “Shut up.”

Liao Su: “Why should I shut up, I’m not shutting up, the one who lost the bet wasn’t me.”

Once the bet was mentioned, You Liangxing’s brows twitched. And Liao Su, having witnessed it, laughed secretly in his heart while he withdrew the amusement that was apparent on his face. Then, he kept his phone and started talking to himself.

“It seems like the A University’s legend will remain unbroken this year. Either way, I never had any interest in the most handsome boy in our school to begin with, and furthermore, deciding the school flower has always been more interesting.While I do find these school junior sisters pretty, their temperament can’t hold a candle to Liang Chuhan. Liang Chuhan’s eyes and brows are incredibly gentle, and it heals with just one glance. En… the Liberal Arts College still wins, when it’s time to vote, I’m definitely casting my vote to the Liberal Arts College.”

As he mentioned the Liberal Arts College, a thought suddenly flitted across Liao Su’s mind. Kang Shengzhe’s figure infiltrated his thoughts and he wanted to discuss it with You Liangxing. However, he resisted the urge at the last second, because he was absolutely certain that he would meet with a cold reception if he were to bring it up. Thus, he could only think in his heart: God K is in the Liberal Arts College too.

Although Kang Shengzhe was enrolling into the same university, was male, and possessed outstanding appearance like You Liangxing, Liao Su realised that he had never considered him as a candidate fighting for the title of school grass in school.

Truthfully speaking, Kang Shengzhe’s appearance was extremely sublime but the first impression he gave people was not ‘he’s handsome’ but ‘he’s beautiful’ instead. After being in his company for a long time, his brain had grown numb to it, but he still wanted to see how the other people in the school would react to Kang Shengzhe after they saw him.

But bringing it back to the main train of thought – between God K and Brother Liang, who was more handsome? Liao Su could not help but fall into deep contemplation. If they were speak of handsomeness, it would definitely be You Liangxing hands down, whereas the word ‘beautiful’ would undoubtedly belong to God K.

No… that was not right; the two of them were different types and there was no basis for comparison at all.

He carefully thought about it: if he were to place a cup next to an apple to compare their attractiveness, the comparison was not right no matter how he twisted it.

Liao Su could not comprehend it, or perhaps, he did not want to delve too deeply into it. Instead, he directly threw the problem at the school masses to let them deal with it. Either way, once God K revealed his face in school, A University’s web forum would definitely have a huge debate regarding his attractiveness.

His hand continued to flip through the pages, and while he was in the middle of his perusal, a large number of posts coming straight from the Liberal Arts College appeared. As he gave it a sweeping glance, it seemed like not only were they crowing at the fact that someone had amazed the school with a single brilliant feat, they had exploded with two golden eggs at once.

2888 | Ahhhh who else is there! I’m asking, is there anyone else!! Who dares to say that the boys in our Liberal Arts College are short and poor! Reality has proven that our Liberal Arts College has a gathering of distinguished rivals, thank you very much!

2889 | Thank the skies and thank the earth; the movement that our Liberal Arts College have long been waiting for has finally arrived!!

2990 | Supporting our Liberal Arts College like crazy!!

3000 | Huh??? Is upstairs trying to say that there are handsome boys in the Liberal Arts College this year??

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3110 | Why is this post going by so fast? I just took a picture. Whether he is handsome or not can be disregarded first, you can take a look for yourself later, but let me explain the background first.

3220 | Yi yi yi yi why do you need to give an introduction about his background?

3221 | The silly lady upstairs, don’t you get it? The appearance of people with high face values usually comes with its situational comedy.

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3446 | My god, you guys are really commenting too first, let me finish speaking first! I’m little too excited, and my hands are trembling. Wait, don’t get me wrong, this definitely isn’t because I’ve been blinded, but because it’s way to funny pfft hahahaha!

So it’s like this: just now, another older school sister and I were in-charge of welcoming the freshmen but we suddenly felt our vision darken. The person happened to lean against our mat shelter and he was causing a huge shadow. Dumbfounded, that older sister and I lifted our heads only to see that there was someone standing in front of us and he—

Had no head!

3447 | You didn’t read it wrongly! That person had no head! And it was because he was too tall! When he stood in front of us, his head was actually on top of the mat shelter! I freaking froze for two seconds before I nearly laughed myself to death because he had placed his chin on the mat shelter and stood there, without moving. Later, we asked him why he didn’t want to move and he replied by saying it was quite comfortable and he was too lazy to move. Hahahahahaha!!!!!

3448 | ??? What kind of puzzling image is this? Why can’t my brain keep up?? No head? Placed his chin on top of the mat shelter? Dare I ask just how tall the Liberal Arts College’s mat shelter is? Could we be using different mat shelters??

3550 | I wanted to ask that too!! Isn’t the mat shelter one meter eight?

3552 | Let me make a conservative estimate, if this is real, the person has to be at least two meters tall, no, he should be taller than two meters…

3555 | Am I the only one who thinks that the person who doesn’t want to move because it’s comfortable is quite cute?

3556 | Upstairs, you’re not the only one…

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3779 | Listen to me, listen to me, the important point is at the end!! When this person eventually moved to complete the formalities for reporting in, he suddenly revealed his face when he was lowering his head. When I raised my head, his face is truly deserving of… how should I say this, just… you can take a look for yourself! I was honestly stunned for a long time, and the older sister beside me was blushing too. I know that at this juncture, you must be thinking how he compares to You-xuezhang right? I won’t answer this question first and I’ll go onto the next subject.

3880 | As we were halfway through that tall person’s registration, the procedures were not complete and we had to pause momentarily. While we were waiting, another freshman suddenly cut in and said that since his procedures had stopped halfway, we might as well help him complete his first. We thought that was fine, and when we looked over, it ended up being even more funny than just now. When we looked over at this person, he— only had a head, hahahaha, he was only a head!

3882 | Sister, you need to stop taking breaks to breathe ah! Please finish the story in one breath!!

4000 | Honestly, can all of you stop commenting so fast! Let her finish speaking please!

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4559 | I almost lost myself again, let’s continue, let’s continue. So the person just now was too tall, and the little boy who came after was particularly petite. He was squatting down while he was waiting, and thus, he only revealed a head. While he did stand up later, he wasn’t very tall, and he should be around 160? When the two of them were standing together, there was a difference of forty centimetres, and the sort of image it made… how should I say this, even the gentle older sister of mine could not suppress her laughter as she jokingly called them the ‘凹凸 combination’. Additionally, both of them had very high face values.【Photo】