Chapter 14 - Chaotic Bros

Its been a few days since the event i hosted. I have let the orphans do what they like inside this tower. Really its only to settle them down.

Since for first i plan to make him a third rate celestial. The second i can make do by giving her a stand. Yes guys time to JOJO this f.u.c.k.i.n.g world. I always like the prospect of an invisible and completely loyal bodyguard.

Yes they are to be experimented on, what did you think i was gonna let them freeload off me. Suddenly wham my whole tower is hit by something.

No problem it can regenerate easily, but more whammimg sounds come. For the love of god, who is doing this. Cant they take a hint and leave me alone.

As i walk to the veranda of the tower i see the one i wanted to never see. Yes its right guys its Deadpool complete with the red s.e.x toy spandex.

Suddenly he shouts out "That was rude you know, i am a raging s.e.x machine not a s.e.x toy". Thats your problem anyway. I dont like him, this guy is annoying as hell.

So i stare down at him "What do you want ?". Out of nowhere he pulls out a Coke and drinks for a while and says "Not a good place the Pacific, too hot for me. Good vacation prospects but not a place i would like to live in forever".

My face twitches "Oye get to the point already. I am busy experimenting on kids right now". Hey why does the line i said feels oddly similar and offsetting.

He suddenly shouts out "Shut up you fake Sannin. I am only here because i was sent from the future and i was too early". Alright did he just reference Batman Vs Superman.

Also why would someone from the future send this nutjob to fight me. I dont have time for this, i cant even teleport this annoyance to the sun. He will just enjoy the sunbath and come back.

"Just tell me what you want Wade ?", get lost already. Well he is low on the IQ department, maybe he will get lost.

Anyway tell me already, coming from the future what a joke. Even Little Arthur's calculations estimate that no real blame is placed on me even in the future. Why would this Terminator like situation even happen.

So Wade starts "I was out looking for jobs, when i saw the news. It got me excited that another worldwide chaotic event was taking place without me knowing". Oye you bastard son of Chaos, dont act like we are anything alike.

"As a plus you can give me all the money in the world right". Then wont your life become mundane, and wont you come here even more to disturb me. I deadpan at him and then as if a flash of inspiration I get an idea.

I look at him seriously "Wade this mission that i am giving you can only be done by you. The comission is monthly". Deadpool looks suprisingly interested.

I wave my hand and a contract paper appears and he takes a look at it after reading it. He looks at me then at the contract and then shouts out crying "Do you want to get rid of me so quick younger brother". "What the heck, who is your younger brother ?".

He then exclaims "I may be the bastard son of Chaos. But you are the bonafide one, you did destroy a whole timeline with minimum interactions with the major characters". Okay that sounded like a compliment. But why is it so infuriating.

He keeps on holding my leg and keeps on crying "Let go Wade you are getting snot on my debutante clothes". He shouts out "Nooooooo, my little brother hates me".

F.u.c.k it, let him enjoy a sunbath. I transport his head near a thousand kms of the sun and leave his body here. Ahhh i love the silence. Now where was i, right the creation of the third rate celestial and Marvel's own woman version of Jotaro.

Yeah for the first one what was his name, hmmm i dont know. Lets fix that, i call both of them at the terrace where the sun shines the brightest. Both of them look nervous.

Meh even i wasnt this nervous when i was in Muir Island. I let it settle down that i was sitting on a throne majestically. What i can create whatever i want whenever i want. I am the f.u.c.k.i.n.g Legion for gods sake.

I stare at them, oh right Indomitable Will. It becomes an annoyance at times like this. Even suppressed it lets out a weak willpower test every now and while.

Not good for children. So i create a pure black blindfold. It supresses my eyes and as a plus it looks cool. With my sensory trait my eyes dont really matter.

With the effects down i look at them and say "Tell me your names". They feel less jittery and the girl first introduces herself. Have to say she's got confidence though. She says out loud "I am Ash".

Gotta catch em all, ahahaha i cant help it. Fun fact about comics, it follows roughly the same pattern of our world till 1980's. Then as if the prelude had ended, everything starts differing.

So no well known anime or movie exists after the 2000's. Its what makes Deadpool so cut off from the world. Since he has such extensive knowledge of nearly everything.

So i look at her, and decide to graft a stand arrow for her. What it will later develop into is beyond me. But with a little bit of mental manipulation. I can make both of them the most loyal to me.

Looking at the stand arrow, both the orphans are unnerved. I dont like explaining so i just shoot the arrow at her. At first she looks scared but she then faces it head on. She has got the idiotic confidence of a shounen protagonist.

She closes her eyes but even after she is hit, it doesn't do any damage to her.So when she opens her eyes and looks around. She is astonished, when she sees the stand near her. Her eyes are left wide open.

As if she always knew the name she murmurs "Atom Hunter". She looks surprised, but i can see him even more clearly. Lets just say he looks bizzare enough. With a transcendental mettalic sheen full of silver brightness and bizzare outfitted buff body.

I then inquire "His abilities", the boy looks confused, the girl even more so. But as if the information cane to her, she replied "All atoms hit by Atom Hunter are irrecoverable" which means all his hits destroy the fabric of this universe.

Wow so i effectively created a Universe Buster, kudos to me. But at the beggining stages she will be very weak. Mainly because spiritual power grows with wisdom in body and mind.

That must be half the reason why everyone in Jojo's world is so bizzarely buff, even though most fights arent even physical. Well she can be my King card for now.

My Ace has always been me. The boy doesn't understand the situation since he is very normal right now. Well i take out Codex Prime and send an energy to him.

It took about an hour for his genes to be recaliberated. Why because even if third rate, celestials are still celestials. What i did was effectively try to replicate the Otsutsuki bloodline from Naruto.

Even with all the feats combined from the Naruto world, it would not make a difference to the universe. In Marvel comics galaxies are easily destroyed every once in a while.

Celestials have the most forte in this type of thing. Since Ghost Rider and Mephistos clash destroyed many galaxies. I can take reference and apply it here.

So third rate it is, i mean if Madara tried the Moon Eye plan in Marvel comics. He would be defeated very easily, for example Blackbolt himself can destroy the moon. What else do you need.

If it was the MCU, there he would OP as hell. But in comics there are too many hidden variables. Like the Immortal Black Dragon, or Dormammu who comes every weekend after Strange.

So yep it is third rate, but he will still have Planetary levelling powers, so a fair deal. The orphan calms himself and then says "My name is Skip". He can feel the power coursing through his veins.

Since i have always been lazy, i just recreate the anime DVD's of Naruto and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. What i don't want to teach someone, i am not proficient in that regard.

It's not that i cant, its just our intelligence is worlds apart. What is simple for me could be considered impossible for them. So even if i try the only thing it would do is destroy their confidence and hinder their growth.

Lately i think i have become less fearfull of the Cosmic beings. Well they have a whole multiverse to select from, so they won't bother one or two being destroyed by good ol me.

What i plan to do is be a major power later on. So building the roots for my plans are a must. Later on Skip will be my Military advisor and Ash can be considered my hidden guard. What about Administration, i will find someone for that later on.

Suddenly the asteroid shouted out "Little brother". Nope this isnt happening, argh what do i do to keep this guy far away from the vicinity of my tower. My beautiful tower is in the presence of a mad man.

This guy is an annoying coakroach "For the last time what do you want". Wade then crash lands on my terrace. "BOOOM". F.u.c.k where are this stupids word bubbles coming from.