V3.Chapter 305

"Hey, how did you become the LORD God? You're more stupid than a pig! Have you ever seen robbery without a mask?"

"Oh, sister Sha, I'm sorry. I haven't seen any robbers."

"No idea. Here, cover your face. Fool, why did you cover your eyes together."

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"I've said it many times. Don't call me sister Sha. Call me big sister head. Only in this way can I be domineering. When robbing, one word can restrain each other."

"Oh, sorry, I can't remember for a moment. Sha - eldest sister!"

"Didn't you eat? Louder!"

"Big sister head!"

"Well, you can teach me. Take out two domineering knives."

"Oh. Here you are, big sister!"

"Stand in front of me, spread your legs, lean on the ground with the tip of the knife, open your eyes, and look straight ahead with your most ferocious expression!"

"Oh."

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On an official road connecting the two empires, a man and a woman stood in the middle of the road. With her rich imagination, the woman taught men how to be a domineering bandit. The man looked adored, not only did not get angry at the woman's scolding, but his eyes twinkled, as if he had been instructed by a hermit expert.

I wonder how a man would feel if he knew this seemingly "old-fashioned" bandit and became a bandit for the first time.

These two people are sarong and Xuanye who threatened to rob all the rich people in the magic mainland.

Xuan Ye's face is covered with gauze. He holds the knife in his right hand. The tip of the knife points obliquely to the ground, clenches his fist left and right, and puts it around his waist. His eyes were round and angry, and he looked at the front with a fierce face. But he had a doubt in his heart. With his veil covered, how could the other party see his evil face? I have doubts, but I dare not ask the eldest sister behind me, for fear that I will change from a pig to a more stupid animal.

Sarong is also dressed in the same way, with her arms interlaced on her chest, and her glittering big knife on her left shoulder. His eyes are shining, looking forward to the prey coming.

Half an hour later, Xuan Ye felt his eyes a little sour and blinked secretly. An hour later, Xuanye felt a lot of sand in her eyes. She couldn't help rubbing it. As a result, she was scolded. Three hours later - it was dark!

"Hey, nerd, it's dark. Go and hide in the grass by the side of the road."

Sharon looked at the already dark sky and urged.

After three hours, Xuan Ye has realized something. It seems that this experienced eldest sister is not much smarter than herself. But he didn't point it out, because Sharon was full of interest and couldn't bear to spoil her elegance.

Xuan night followed the command and walked to the grass on the roadside. He asked, "elder sister, why do you hide in the grass at night but not during the day?"

"Stupid! Of course the robbers have to -- why do you have so many problems? Go in quickly!" Sharon yelled with a red face. She wanted to say, 'of course the robbers should hide and be surprised', but she thought of standing in the middle of the road for a few hours during the day and pretending to be afraid that others would not know that they were robbers. She was angry immediately - I'm the eldest sister, You have to listen to me. What do you ask.

"This woman is too big." hiding in the grass, Xuan night observed sarong with divine knowledge, sighed secretly, and scattered a divine power to drive away the mosquitoes around.

This squat is another two hours. Sharon is still in high spirits, but Xuan night has no patience. I couldn't help saying, "elder sister, I remember you said you were going to rob those who owe you money. Do you think all those who pass here owe you money?"

"Did I say that?" Sharon asked in a low voice.

"Yes!" Xuan Ye nodded with great certainty.

"Your memory is as weak as your mind. Hey, go back and ask Wenyu to refine some pills for you."

"...." Xuan night wants to cry without tears.

As the saying goes, men and women work together. They are not tired. They can squat in the grass motionless. They are not allowed to speak, grind their teeth, burp or fart. They have to stare at the empty road. Xuanye finally found that the robbery was not as beautiful as he imagined, but a hundred times more painful than cultivation.

Xuanye then secretly looked at Sharon in the bright moonlight, smelled the feminine breath completely different from Eliza, and said with a smile: "Eliza is smart, reserved, gentle and virtuous, and gives men a desire to protect. On the contrary, this girl is big, savage, violent, unreasonable and ghost. She doesn't look like a woman except looking like a woman. I don't know why Eliza lodges her spirit in her body."

Just as Xuan Ye secretly glanced at Sha Rong and made an evaluation of her in her heart, Sha Rong suddenly turned her head, stared at Xuan ye with a strange light in her eyes, and asked in a low voice, "do you think Eliza is a hundred or a thousand times stronger than me?"

"Ah, how do you know what I'm thinking?!" I don't know whether I was summoned by Sharon for a day and had the idea of obedience, or I was frightened by Sharon's strange eyes, and Xuan night blurted out a cry.

"Hum!" Sharon snorted coldly, fiercely got up, pulled off the veil on her face, threw the big knife in front of Xuanye, turned and left.

Xuanye wanted to slap her two mouths. Women are the most competitive animals in the world, especially beautiful women. He answered so directly that Sharon was not angry. It's a hell.

Sharon was very angry and the consequences were serious.

No matter how beautiful and powerful the magic weapon Xuanye took out, Sharon always walked forward without saying a word. Despite Xuanye's praise, she said all the praising words and sentences in her stomach. Sharon always pulled a cold face.

After coaxing and cheating behind sarong, he begged and pleaded guilty. After tossing for an hour without fruit, Xuanye was anxious.

"Hum!" Xuan Ye stopped, snorted coldly and shouted, "smelly girl, my patience is limited. If you don't speak again, I can go."

This sentence is very useful. Sharon stopped before the sound fell.

"Hey hey, hard is better than soft." Xuan Ye pulled his face, but he was secretly proud in his heart.

Just when Xuanye was complacent about her hard move, Sharon suddenly turned around and sneered: "Eliza has a lot to say to you. If you don't want to know, let's go. In addition, if you dare to go, I'll tell Wenyu when you go back that you treat me as Eliza and try to do that to me. Unless you kill me, you don't want to know what Eliza said before leaving. You ungrateful bastard!"

Xuan Ye's face suddenly turned green. Unexpectedly, the big woman in front of her could come up with such a vicious move.

"Sister Sha, eldest sister, I'm wrong. Your adult has a large number. Spare the small ones. Or you can just fart the small ones." Xuanye stepped in front of Sharon and begged pitifully.

"I treat you as a fart, and you dare to scold me for farting. Hum -"

"..." Xuan Ye was hurt by Sharon's words.

"Aunt, I'm really wrong! You said, how can you forgive small? Go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire. Small must satisfy you."

"Really?"

"Gu -" Xuan Ye swallowed his saliva and was frightened by Sharon's strange eyes. He wanted to shake his head and tell Sharon that it was fake, but he didn't dare, and he had to nod hard and say, "really!"

Sharon immediately smiled. The smile was no different from the devil's smile in Xuanye's eyes.

"Sister Sha, I'm not a small bellied woman."

"Of course, you are definitely not. You are much thinner than chicken intestines." Xuan night scolded secretly in his heart, but with a flattering smile on his face, nodded and said, "sister Sha is generous! Sister Sha is powerful!"

"So, I'll give you a chance to admit your mistake." Sharon said seriously, took out an ordinary Sabre from the space ring, handed it to Xuanye and said, "this road hasn't been walked day and night, and it's useless to keep it. Now, you start digging north from here. Don't use divine power, and I'll forgive you when you dig to the end of the road. How about this punishment?"

A cold wind blew across Xuanye's back and said, "it's too cruel! I didn't rob anyone on this road, but I pushed all the mistakes to this road and wanted to shovel this road. It's terrible!"

"Why, don't you accept?" Sharon asked coldly.

"Accept! Accept! This punishment is not heavy at all, sister Sha is very kind!" Xuan Ye dared not say a word of No. He has made up his mind not to provoke the aunt again after the disaster.

Xuanye is the LORD God of the world. Without divine power, his strength is not comparable to that of ordinary people, so the speed of road demolition is not slow at all. But the ordinary iron knife in his hand is not good, so he changed one after another.

Xuanye thought, I'll use my brute force all the time. I'll waste you an iron knife in half an hour. When your knife runs out, I'll be liberated. If you let me use an artifact, hehe, that's better. I can dig a thousand miles in an hour. This road can support me for several hours.

The fantasy is beautiful, but the fact is cruel. Sharon's space ring is like a barracks Arsenal. Iron knives are taken out one by one, with an inexhaustible posture.

Xuanye doesn't know. Sharon has lived in the dwarf tribe for a long time. Those dwarves don't have gold coins for her to extort, and Sharon is the kind of master who can't knock things and can't sleep. The dwarves are poor and only have forged weapons, so she takes them all. She's worried that several space rings are occupied by this pile of scrap iron. Now she finally finds a wronged head. If she doesn't use them, she won't call Sharon Yes.

"Boom -"

Just when Xuanye felt dark, from then on, when he, the great Lord God, was going to be a road digger all his life, the ground suddenly trembled slightly, accompanied by the rumbling sound of horse hoofs.

Xuanye and sarong's eyes lit up at the same time. Four dark green eyes hit each other in the air, and then burst into a burst of laughter.

"Come on! Come on! Come on!" Sharon magically took out a masked towel and threw it to Xuanye. She also put on the masked towel and hurried into the grass by the side of the road. At this time, the white fish belly was exposed in the sky.

Xuanye is more excited than sarong. First, he doesn't have to dig the road, and the hard days have finally come to an end. Second, the desire to rob is about to come true, and there are many people listening to each other. It must be a piece of fat meat.

"Fool, I'm wise!" as soon as Xuan Ye ran into the grass, Sharon patted him on the shoulder and shouted with suppressed excitement, "the road ahead is ruined. We can catch them all as long as we block their retreat later."

"Yingming! Yingming! Sister Sha is powerful!" Xuan night burst into sweat.

"Come on! Come on! Go ahead and jump out to block their back!" Sharon urged Xuanye's shoulder.

"En. En." Xuan Ye nodded excitedly. It was an exciting little game for him, so he didn't use his divine knowledge to explore each other, otherwise the game would be boring.

"Boom, boom -"

With the passage of time, the shaking of the ground became more and more severe, and the roaring sound of horse hoofs became more and more shocking.

"Pa!" Sharon patted Xuanye's shoulder and frowned, "be professional! Stick your ears to the ground and listen to how many people there are."

"Oh" Xuan Ye has the material to be a little brother. Without questioning sarong's instructions, he bent down his upper body, tilted his head and tightly stuck his ears to the ground. As a result, he sadly found that instead of hearing how many people there were, his ears were buzzing.

"How many people are there?" Sharon asked eagerly.

Xuanye's eyes turned. After understanding sarong's temperament, he knew he couldn't say it didn't work, so he frowned and said, "there are so many people. There are at least thousands of people."

"Wow! So much! I'm rich! I'm rich!" Sharon's face was hyperactive. "I don't know if ten space rings are enough. Hey, I'll grab all the gold coins later. Do you know? If I don't have enough space rings, you have to help me install them."

"Hey, hey," Xuan ye took out an idle storage ring from the storage ring, handed it to Sharon and said, "elder sister, use this, it's 10000 times larger than your space ring, so it's enough."

Sharon glared at Xuan Ye fiercely and said discontentedly, "why didn't you take out such a good thing early?!"

"--" Xuan ye said with a bitter smile, "take out the good things and change your surname."

Five minutes later, fat sheep walked into the vision of Sharon and Xuan night, but they didn't react for a moment and were stunned.

This sheep is very fat. Any bandit's nest in the fat magic continent dare not have the idea to touch it. A well-equipped army with a number of more than one million, the short eyed bandit dared to touch it.

It doesn't mean that unprofessional bandits dare not meddle. At least Sharon dares. After reacting from the stupefied gods, Sharon pushed Xuanye and hurriedly said, "the battle plan has changed. We don't block the back road, but copy the front."

"Why?" Xuan ye asked puzzled.

"Fool! Don't you see that those who walk in front are officials. The bigger the officials are, the more money they have. I have millions of gold coins here. How many do you have?" sarong asked contemptuously.

"I -- I -- I don't have one!" Xuan Ye shrugged and pulled his head back.

The well-equipped million army marched quickly. When sarong and Xuanye woke up from the stupor, the army had stopped.

"Really wise!" Xuan night sighed to himself, "destroy the road, millions of troops have to stop obediently!"

"Up!" ran to the front of the army. Sharon took Xuanye and ran out. Then she pushed Xuanye forward and said, "shout slogans!"

"Slogans? What slogans?" Xuan Ye scratched his head and asked awkwardly. He was seen by hundreds of people sitting on a tall horse as a fool. Isn't it embarrassing.

"Waste!" Sharon grabbed it angrily and dragged it through Xuanye night. She went to battle in person. The big knife was inserted into the ground in front of her, making her full strength and Qi Jiao drink: "I planted this tree and opened this road. If you want to pass by, leave to buy road money!"