Even though Xuanye has the ability to connect heaven and earth, he finally succumbed to Sharon's obscene power and obediently hung the "glorious title" of evil thief.
Five days later, the names of Xuanye and sarong started completely, almost reaching the power of turning pale when listening and losing soul when seeing. There is such a doggerel in the armies of all Empires: a man and a woman, two licentious thieves, where they pass, there are only underpants! Remember! Remember! March in the future, only wear underpants!
I don't know how Xuanye will feel when he knows that his name is promoted from evil thief to obscene thief.
After five days, she had a lot of fruits, but she was so happy that she smiled hard, and the cherry mouth almost didn't close. Contrary to sarong, Xuan night has been looking resentful for five days. He worked hard for five days and gained countless gold coins and materials, but he only got five poor copper coins. One a day, Sharon gave him a salary.
Since she was labeled as a thief by Sharon that day, Sharon has been guarding against him as a thief. But whenever he decided to wash his hands and go back to the holy land of the moon god to find Wenyu, Sharon would move out all kinds of threats and force him to stay with him.
In doing so, Sharon was naturally not reluctant to give up Xuanye, but took a fancy to the speed of Xuanye and the area covered by divine consciousness.
To say a bad word, the role of the five-day Xuan night is a hard-working mount. Where Sharon refers, he runs wherever he goes. At the same time, he also uses his divine sense to search the road conditions and find prey for Sharon.
With Xuanye, a "thousand mile horse", the robbery efficiency is naturally high. In five days, they robbed seven waves of troops, five of which were powerful empires with tens of millions of troops, and the other two were small empires with millions of troops.
In fact, these small empires did not volunteer to send troops, but had to bite the bullet because of the obscene power of several big empires.
When several big empires pull up their small empires, they naturally do not consider the interests of the small empires. When the battle starts, the small empire is the best meat shield. When the war was over, they could easily swallow these small empires. Kill two birds with one stone. So when several big empires negotiated to send troops to the Republic of China, they took these small empires.
Several imperial armies were robbed. How can such a big thing be concealed? It spread all over the magic continent almost overnight. The small empire that has not yet started seems to have grasped the life-saving straw and directly beat the ready army back to the barracks to watch the change. He prayed silently and supported Sharon and Xuan night in spirit to rob all the empires. If they can, they will certainly send out human and material support.
The high level of the Chinese Republic got the news at the first time.
A San, who was promoted to general by Brian, wanted to take the opportunity to counter attack and give several empires a bloody lesson to let them know the end of having an evil heart for the Chinese Republic. But she was stopped by medlar, because Wenyu had told her before she left that no matter how prosperous the Chinese Republic was, she should not take the initiative to provoke a war, let alone expand abroad.
Medolar didn't understand what Wenyu thought. This doubt has been with her for 30 years, and she hasn't figured it out yet. Unifying the magic continent is the ultimate dream of every country. The Chinese Republic obviously has this strength, but Wenyu is not allowed.
Although he hadn't figured it out for more than thirty years, and the more he thought about it, the more confused he became, medlar didn't want to violate Wenyu's order. Now the Empire joined hands to move troops against the Republic of China. Wen Yu stopped the war by a very mischievous means. Obviously, he was telling her not to move troops.
Obviously, medolar was wrong. It was not Wen Yu's intention to rob the imperial army. On the contrary, he also hoped that several Imperial troops would come to the city of the Republic of China and let the Republic of China experience a baptism of war, so as to further strengthen the foundation of the Republic of China. Unfortunately, his wishes were undermined by Sharon.
The saddest part of this farce is Derek. After Wen Yu abandoned his cultivation, he not only didn't give up the idea of fighting against the Republic of China, but also strengthened his determination and was bound to fight with the Republic of China.
But who knows, as soon as he led thousands of troops out of the imperial capital, he received handwritten letters from several other imperial emperors. As if it had been negotiated in advance, there was only one line in the letter: the plan was cancelled and no troops would be sent to the Republic of China for a hundred years.
Then Derek received the reason why several empires cancelled their plans - tens of millions of troops were robbed by two people and went back in underpants before they left the Empire.
After learning all this, Derek roared up to the sky for half an hour, finally spewed three feet of blood, fell into the war horse, and then lay on his sickbed forever. This also saved thousands of troops of the sakanasi empire.
"Elder sister, we should go back."
Above the clouds, Xuan night begged the happy sarong with a bitter face. This is the 57th time in five days that Xuan night begged Sharon to go back. Xuanye never thought that he would be coerced by a hairy girl one day and reduced to being a horse. He had enough anger to destroy the magic land in his stomach, but he had nowhere to vent. To be exact, he didn't dare to vent.
Xuanye thought that Sharon would refuse her request as she had done 56 times before, and then scolded her with disgust. Not wanting to, Sharon nodded with a smile, waved her little hand and said, "go back."
Xuan Ye was stunned for a while before he reacted. He hurriedly patted the horse: "big sister is wise! Big sister is powerful!" then he immediately tried his best to drive the speed to the maximum. If he could, he would like to move a space and directly return to the holy land of the moon god without giving Sharon any chance to repent.
After confirming that sarong really meant to go back, Xuan night carefully asked, "eldest sister, now you are the richest man in the magic continent. What do you want to do with these gold coins?"
These days, he has been confused by this problem. The cage family sits in the Republic of China, and Wenyu is the main god above thousands of people. It can be said that he wants money, money, status and status, and he can't compare with it. He really couldn't think of what Sharon wanted so many gold coins for.
Xuanye doesn't know. He's not the only one who doesn't understand. Wenyu and others have the same confusion. Wen Yu and others have asked this question more than a hundred times, but each time Sharon will give a different answer. And every answer made them laugh and cry. For example, it's good-looking, buying snacks, and there are too many space rings. You have to fill them with gold coins to become the richest man in the world. Money makes money. Put them up to let these gold coins reproduce
"Too many gold coins can make you jealous and make you uncomfortable. Gaga, you only have five copper coins, poor child." Sharon knocked her mouth and replied proudly.
Xuan Ye was stunned for a moment, then pointed to himself and asked, "I am jealous! Gold coins are of no use to me. Why am I jealous?"
"Cut!" Sharon glanced at Xuan Ye disdainfully, and said in a strange tone of yin and Yang: "don't you envy? Don't you envy why someone stole my gold coins while I was sleeping? Don't you envy why someone has been robbing with me these days and doesn't think I paid him too little? Don't you envy, why does someone react so violently when they hear me say he is jealous?"
Xuanye hurriedly waved her hand to interrupt Sharon and sighed, "get! Get! I'm jealous! I'm jealous! My intestines are knotted!"
"Just admit it."
"I -" Xuan Ye bit his teeth hard, closed his lips, and vowed to himself that he would never take the initiative to talk to this reckless woman.
After a moment of silence, Sharon suddenly remembered something. She took out a space ring from the space ring on her finger, another one from the space ring, and then——
When Sharon took out the tenth space ring from the ninth space ring, Xuanye finally couldn't help but ask, "elder sister, do you play juggling?"
"Hum! It's not because of you!" Sharon glared at Xuanye angrily, took out the eleventh space ring from the tenth space ring, and then put the escaped space rings one by one in the original order.
Xuan Ye gently slapped himself and muttered, "I knew that there would never be a good word in this girl's mouth."
"Promise, I'll give you a reward for your good performance these days." Sharon handed a pill to Xuanye.
Xuanye took the pill, put it in the palm of his hand and observed it for a while, then handed it to sarong with an inquiring look, and didn't dare to ask.
"Don't throw away the reward." Sharon replied faintly, and then turned her head to one side.
Xuanye looked suspiciously at sarong's back and thought, "is this girl really stupid or fake stupid? This pill is the golden pill for the divine throne. She even gave it to me like this. Er, this pill won't only take a layer of skin, but it contains super laxative? No, such pure spiritual power can't be fake."
Don't understand, Xuan night had to ask, "elder sister, I can't take this pill. It's too precious."
"This is for you. Don't just throw it away." Sharon replied without looking back.
"Left for me? What do you mean?" Xuan night asked puzzled.
"There's so much nonsense. Hurry on." Sharon replied impatiently.
If Wenyu and others were here, they would certainly show a look of enlightenment. It turned out that sarong had always refused to give the marrow washing pill to situ Haonan, which was specially left to Xuanye.
This is not the case. When Wen Yu refined the first batch of marrow washing pills, Sharon didn't know about Eliza. At that time, the little girl heard from Wen Yu that the marrow washing pill had the effect of bringing the dead back to life. Before, when they fought with the earth bear, Wen Yu and Yasi almost died. So the little girl regarded the marrow washing pill as a treasure, to be exact, as the life of her relatives. Although situ Haonan is Wen Yu's blood sworn brother, she can't match the weight of Wen Yu and others in her heart.
Wen Yu and others didn't know that Sharon thought so much. They thought she was going to give it to a very important person.
Later, Sharon fused Eliza's spirit and knew that situ Haonan would have died if he had not been helped by the marrow washing pill when he attacked the cloud robbery. On the contrary, with the help of the marrow washing pill, she would benefit a lot, so she had to bite her teeth and give the marrow washing pill to situ Haonan.
Later, there were more marrow washing pills in Wenyu's hand. Sharon learned about the existence of Xuanye again, so she asked Wenyu for one. She planned to find Xuanye's reincarnation and give it to him, so that he could recover his memory of his previous life as soon as possible. Unexpectedly, Xuan night was directly summoned back by Wenyu, and there was no need to wash marrow pill at all.
Just now Sharon suddenly thought of it, so she took out the marrow washing pill. In her opinion, now they all become gods with the help of Wen Yu and get the immortal body. The marrow washing pill is naturally useless. It takes up a place in the space ring. It's better to vacate this position to put gold coins.
If Xuan ye knew what sarong thought, he would hit the wall depressed. The rare divine elixir of the divine position is not as good as a few gold coins in sarong's heart. It is estimated that only Sharon can think of such an absurd idea.
Although he didn't want to understand the meaning of sarong's words, and the pill was useless to him, Xuanye sincerely thanked him. Sharon just shook her head gently, then looked at the clouds in the distance and said nothing.
Xuanye collected the pill and looked at sarong again. His body was shocked. At this time, sarong exudes a faint sadness. There is a trace of melancholy and some colors that Xuan can't understand at night. From head to foot, from look to breath, Xuanye couldn't feel the breath of Sharon he was familiar with, just like Sharon standing in front of him changed herself out of thin air and became a woman who could not be seen through.
Stunned for a moment, Xuan Ye shook his head with a bitter smile and sighed: "maybe I really don't understand women at all. Eliza, I can't understand, and this nervous woman can't understand. Grandma, is my EQ negative?!"
In fact, Xuanye's EQ is not as miserable as he thought. A woman's heart is a needle in the sea, and a man can't see through it. Besides, Sharon at the moment, even if she changed to Wenyu, I'm afraid she will frown and be confused. Who has really understood this lively, cheerful, unreasonable, neurotic and unreasonable girl.
Sharon was silent and looked strange. Xuanye was even more afraid to speak. He didn't know what the aunt was thinking. If she said something wrong to annoy the aunt, who knew how she would torture herself. The ancients said that silence is golden, so Xuanye chose to be silent with Sharon. Of course, it's best to die in silence. He doesn't want to bear the bombing after Sharon's silence.
So they were speechless all the way and returned to the holy land of the moon god in more than half an hour.
"Eldest sister head" Xuan night just came up with a voice to remind Sha Rong, who has always maintained an unfathomable state, that the holy land of the moon god has arrived, but was surprised to find that Sha Rong did not know when she had returned to her nature and sent out the barbaric atmosphere that frightened him again. She was so scared that she trembled and hurried to shut up.
Sarong, with a funny smile on her face, turned her head and stared at Xuanye, who vowed to die silent with her lips closed, and asked, "what's up?"
Xuan shook his head faster than the rattle at night, indicating that there was nothing. In my heart, I scolded: "I really don't fucking smoke. This aunt has been silent for half an hour. She must be playing tricks on people's ghost ideas. Well, I'll wake her up for what."
Sharon turned around Xuanye, who was shivering, and then pasted it in Xuanye's ear and asked in a low voice, "how about I marry you?"
"Dong -" Xuan Ye was scared to death and kept praying, hoping that Sharon would let herself go. Unexpectedly, Sharon suddenly jumped out of such a sentence after laughing for a long time, and its power was more than a thousand times stronger than a bolt from the blue. Xuan night, who was unprepared, staggered his legs and scared him to lie down.
"Eldest sister, my stomach hurts! My legs ache! My head hurts! My hands ache! My neck hurts! I-I-I'll go first!" Xuan Ye was pale with fear, used both hands and feet, rolled and crawled, and disappeared in Sharon's sight.
"Woo woo - I knew it! I knew she would scare me to death as soon as she spoke! Woo woo - God, you want to kill me!" Xuan Ye hid in a secret corner and growled with grievances. He didn't dare to shout loudly for fear of bringing the big gray wolf, oh no, for fear of bringing Sharon.
Watching Xuan run away in the night, Sharon flashed a strange light from the corners of her eyes, then hummed a minor and ran to the mansion.