Chapter 294

"Do you know the monkey?"

Since entering the death world, the goddess has been relatively silent, but now she is asking questions like crazy, which makes Jiang Kang anxious.

"I don't know!"

"How do you know him?"

"I've heard of it." Jiang Kang lied casually.

"Fart!"

For the first time, Jiang Kang heard the goddess swear for the first time, and was decisive and straightforward. It can be imagined how annoyed the monkey was to her.

"That's a taboo in heaven and earth. People, ghosts and gods don't mention it. How do you know?" Said the goddess.

Jiang Kang was surprised at the speech. Is brother monkey so fierce?

It's also a taboo. Why don't you burn the monkey with a fire?

"I... I've just heard it. Don't get excited. Some people say taboos."

Jiang Kang answered, wiping a drop of cold sweat from his forehead.

"Hum."

The goddess hummed coldly with dissatisfaction, and then her voice rose abruptly.

"The dead monkey is proficient in change. Are you him?"

Jiang Kang almost collapsed.

Nima's, the black pot was on his back. He quickly denied, "no, no, no! You misunderstood. I can't be him. Do you think we are alike? "

"No."

The goddess answered without thinking.

Hearing the speech, Jiang Kang was also relieved.

He was really worried. The goddess suddenly jumped out and said to the elder: he is not Xiang Yu!

Then play with some eggs!

Not to mention anything else, the elder will definitely catch himself back and study it well, and even find a way to kill his current soul and make Xiang Yu reborn.

"You don't have to think about it. I don't know Xiang Yu. You helped me a lot and saved me. This palace will never do anything that will bite the hand that feeds it. "

The goddess said, and then added, "but... I hope you have nothing to do with the monkey."

Jiang Kang became more and more curious. What did he do?

"How do you know the monkey king?"

The elder asked.

Jiang Kang shook his head, then made up a lie and said, "I once saw a sentence on a mountain wall saying: Monkey King, the great sage of heaven, is here!"

The elder was silent for a while. Then he couldn't help sighing: "immortality is really a good thing. Even the monkey learned to write."

Jiang Kang almost didn't lie down when he pulled at the corners of his mouth.

Brother monkey, can't you be angry?

But the elder said that immortality is a good thing. Isn't it

"Monkey King, he is an alternative, a man who is not a Protoss, but can live forever."

The elder shook his head and sighed and said, "this monkey has done what countless supreme masters can't do. And his immortality is more excessive than the Protoss. He is not afraid of time and sword. Not only can't fight, but also can't kill. It's extremely annoying. Once he was admitted to Buddhism. As a result, he peed in the five lotus pool of Buddhism, angered all Buddhas and was expelled from Buddhism.

Do you know what good he did to revenge Buddhism? " At this point, the elder couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Kang was curious and hurriedly asked, "what have you done?"

"He... He went to shit."

The elder's mouth twitched and his throat shook constantly. It was obvious that he was holding back his smile.

Jiang Kang was stunned for a moment, and then said, "ha ha ha ha..."

Tears came out and my stomach was uncomfortable.

The elder seems to be talking hard.

"Then he was chased and killed by Buddhism for more than 1000 years, but he was still alive and kicking."

"Can't Buddhism beat him?" Jiang Kang asked curiously, isn't there a Tathagata Buddha and a god Buddha all over the sky? How can you beat a monkey?

"If you can fight, you can't fight."

The elder shook his head and said, "the monkey's cultivation is also very good, but it can't stand many Buddhists. Every time he is blocked, he is beaten hard, which is the kind he is beaten to lie on the ground."

"And then?"

"Then the Buddhist was tired. He stood up from the ground, patted his ass and left again..."

Jiang Kang's mouth twitched. NIMA belongs to Xiaoqiang, isn't she?

Where is this monkey essence? This is cockroach essence!

"Buddhism had no choice but to give up at last. It took 500 years to purify the Wulian pool and let people guard it strictly. Only then can we see the monkey."

The elder shook his head again, as if he were saying something very helpless.

In fact, it is true.

Jiang Kang suddenly understood why the goddess was so angry. I'm afraid the monkey didn't offend only one family.

Sure enough.

"He seems to be honest for a period of time. He ran to Taoism to make trouble again. He stole their golden elixir and put it in the gourd..."

"Pee?" Jiang Kang leaned over his head and asked.

"Yes..."

The elder nodded hard.

"The ancestor of Taoism threatened to turn him into a golden elixir. Do you know what happened?"

Isn't this the story of journey to the west?

Jiang Kang said, "was he escaped?"

"No." The elder shook his head and said, "when the Taoist ancestors came back, they found that their tripod furnace had been stolen..."

"Horizontal trough..."

Jiang Kang could think of nothing but a word of service.

"He went to Confucianism, turned out the genealogy of Confucian masters and painted monkeys on it..."

"Then he went to the palace of Nuwa in the divine world and ran around wearing some of Nuwa's... Clothes as a crown..."

Jiang Kang was completely speechless.

Is this the ancestor of death, or is it willful because he doesn't die?

"Why didn't he die?"

Jiang Kang felt that the key point of immortality was the root of his mischief.

If he could be killed, the scourge would have been eliminated.

"Hey!"

The elder sighed heavily.

He spread his hands and said, "who knows! The monkey is like jumping out of a crack in a stone. He can't be beaten alive. No one knows his origin at all. "

You're right

Jiang Kang pulled at the corner of his mouth. The monkey really jumped out of a stone.

The author yuan Daojun said: the plague monkey will appear soon