11 I Don'st Need Massive Melons

Lu Xinyi watched the happy couple walked into the center of the bar with all the other couples cheering for them. The guy had recently proposed marriage to the woman which she happily accepted.

People were cheering and clapping to them, giving them their greetings and blessing for their upcoming nuptials. Lu Xinyi shook her head and downed her seventh drink for tonight and wiped her lips with the back of her hand.

"Can you believe it? My ex-boyfriend fucked my own best friend?" Lu Xinyi laughed bitterly. She still couldn't forget the scene she walked on.

"Yes, yes, darling. You've already said that several times tonight." Shen Yi took her empty glass away from her.

She was seated on a stool near the free bar, with Shen Yi on her side. Her baby pink dress clung tightly on her curves. With her legs crossed in her knees, he had a good view of her shapely thighs.

"Stop staring," Lu Xinyi snapped at him.

"What?"

"You're such a pervert," she muttered to herself but Shen Yi was able to hear her. He laughed at her flustered state.

"Where should I look at then?" Then his gaze shifted on her chest.

Seeing where his eyes stopped, Lu Xinyi covered her chest with both of her arms.

"You know Shen Yi, you're ruining norms of the CEOs and presidents."

Shen Yi blinked. He had no idea what she was talking about.

"What norms?"

"Lu Xinyi rolled her eyes and slapped a hand on the counter. She ordered another drink from the bartender. Heh, now that she's marrying Shen Yi, he said that she doesn't need to pay a single cent from now on and she will hold him for that.

Well...

She shouldn't have agreed with him but when he mentioned the number of steaks and burgers she could have if she agrees, she willingly fell on his trap.

'Xinyi, you're such a glutton.'

"You know, those jackass CEOs that think they control the world, expecting women fall instantly on their lapsbut you…"

"What about me?"

Lu Xinyi burped. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Lu Xinyi burped right in front of his face.

"Eew, how very unfeminine of you."

"Says the man who gets a woman only to cover his gayness."

"Oi, I'm not gay and don't dodge the question. How am I ruining the norms?"

Lu Xinyi didn't look convinced and snorted at him as she took the wine glass on the counter.

"Hmm.. because you're such a narcissist." she paused as if thinking of something. "No, most of the CEOs I see on Korean dramas are jackass cold and domineering men."

"And I'm different because?"

Lu Xinyi slightly shrugged.

"I don't know if you're a gay or not but you sure are one such a lecherous man. There's no doubt about it."

"I'm only appreciating the beauty of my future wife. Was it really that bad?"

Shen Yi said while he watched her down another drink.

"Appreciating my ass! You keep staring at my chest and my legs. Do you have a fetish or something?"

Shen Yi couldn't stop the grin on his lips. There was nothing a dull moment whenever Lu Xinyi talks to him. She's vibrant, cheerful and obviously unpredictable but he really likes these traits about her. He really likes whenever she pouts and make face behind his back when she thought he couldn't see it.

"Well, I don't mind your A cups." he replied, "And I'm pretty sure in my hands, they're more than enough."

Lu Xinyi coughed. He couldn't believe this man! He even brought up her cup size!

'Dear lord, why did I agree to marry this man?'

"S-shut up! I don't wanna hear that from you."

Why's he good at making her angry?

"Hmm… I've liked your flat chest from the start. Did you know when you were in my arms, there's nothing between me and your heart? I could hear your heartbeat next to mine. So don't get conscious if you don't have massive melons. I like yours better."

Oh, God. Lu Xinyi felt she was so red from embarrassment. She contemplated how could she make him shut up from making perverted remarks. Her lips twitched as if holding back an insult. She was really tempted to push Shen Yi out of the cruise at any given chance.