"Oh, of course. It seems that you are a stranger. You don't know the name of Nu nu. Wei yuenu is the name of Nu nu." Said the procuress.
Yi Feng was very curious. After throwing out a piece of gold, he followed the procuress into a hall full of people, who were dressed in silk, fat, polite, Dandy or polite.
His arrival didn't bring any waves to this place. Everyone was staring at the pillars carefully.
Many men are shortness of breath, eyes straight, and even some people are salivating.
I wipe, is it a fairy? Is it so exaggerated?
He came to a fat man.
"Hey, brother, is this Nu Nu so beautiful? Why are you all like brother pig? Can't it be that you haven't seen a beautiful woman? " Playing chess.
"You know a fart, can ninu be described as beautiful and vulgar? This girl should only be in the sky. It's rare to hear about her in the world. Do you understand what I'm saying? Tut Tut, that look, look at you, can make you numb to the heart, if you give a wink, can let you cool to the sky, if you can let you close to her, smell the aroma of her body, can let you not eat for three days, if you can touch her skin like coagulate fat, can let you ten days don't want to take a bath, if you can kiss Fangze, death is willing to Said the fat man.
Is there such a woman in the world? More charming than my sister Wan? Are they more charming than sister LAN? Or is it more moving than the white lady and Princess Iron Fan?
He wanted to see what a woman she was.
"Brother, a kiss Fangze can die, if you let her?" Playing chess.
"On... On her? No way "Fat man way," such a woman, who would have such vulgar ideas? She cannot be defiled. "
"No? I'm a doctor. If women don't have men's favor for a long time, they will get gynecological diseases, such as irregular menstruation. In my opinion, this slave also has gynecological diseases. " Playing chess.
The fat man looked at him stupidly and said, "what is irregular menstruation?"
"Don't women have those days every month? Menstruation is not normal, women to a certain age, female. Hormone is too much, if there is no man to do that, easy to get gynecological disease Yi Feng said, "don't you understand? Let me explain it to you in terms of yin and Yang, that is, women belong to Yin and men belong to Yang. When a woman reaches a certain age, Yin Qi accumulates. If there is no harmony between yin and Yang, there will be excess Yin Qi. Excess Yin Qi will lead to physical problems, especially in those days of the moon, which will be painful. Is it clear? "
"No? Nu Nu is a fairy. I don't think she will have the disease of a common woman. " Said the fat man.
"Don't you understand? I can see at a glance if she's at home Playing chess.
"Brother, are you so powerful?" The fat man was surprised.
"Of course."
"In July of next Muyang, how do you call me brother?" Said the fat man.
"My name is Yi Feng."
"Brother Yifeng, can you teach me two skills to see women?" Du Qiyue whispered.
"Sure. Here, bring these glasses." Yi Feng takes out a pair of glasses from his arms. These are the perspective glasses he made in Yuanshen world. In fact, they are made from the perspective Rune of a monster.
This fat man's clothes are the most expensive here. His bearing is obviously unusual. His appearance is a little similar to that of the 13th Prince Yang Qiankun. He should be a big man in Chang'an city. And his appearance is obviously a lecher. That's why he comes near.
Because now he is not sure whether Qin Mingyue can let him into the palace.
We have to find a way.
The fat man took up his glasses and quickly took them down. He rubbed his eyes with his hands and looked at Yi Feng dumbfounded.
"Yes, you see it." Yi Feng nodded and said, "this is the treasure I asked from the immortal. I will show you for a while at most. After that slave comes out, I have to give it back to me. I want to see if she is so beautiful in the legend. Hum, no matter how much disguised a woman is, I can see if she is really pure as flowers through my glasses."
"Brother! I'll give you two thousand taels of gold and an official position. What's your... Name? " The fat man said hastily.
"It's called glasses."
"Yes, how about changing your glasses?" Said the fat man.
"No, I only have one pair. If I give it to you, I won't be able to see real beauties in the future. Tut Tut, think about it. When I walk on the street, I will see a forest of meat. Ah, I can't imagine it. My biggest dream is to be an official in the imperial palace. Think about it, your Majesty's back palace beauty 3000's body will make me feel more successful." Playing chess.
Fat man shuddered and trembled. His eyes were shining and his saliva flowed out. He held Qi Feng's hands with his greasy hands and pulled him into a box. He said in a sincere voice, "brother, you are my brother. Your dream is also my biggest dream. Pity that I can enter the palace every day, in the palace full of beautiful women, I can only look at beautiful women and marvel. Do you know how hard it is? "
Yi Feng's heart moves. Is the bet right? Is this fat man a royal?
"Brother, are you a eunuch?" Yi Feng was surprised.
"How can I be a eunuch? I have a big one "Fat man way," I am nine Prince Yang July, just now I said is Muyang, is Yang word split
"It turned out to be the prince. Now I can feel your distress. I'm a doctor, and I have a lot of research on women's physiological needs. Think about it. There are three thousand beautiful women in the harem, but your majesty is helpless. How many days and nights, how many women live alone? What do they do to meet that need? But who dares to move the women in the palace? They dare not look for men, otherwise they will be beheaded. If you have this pair of glasses, you can know which woman has that need and which woman hasn't been in love with your majesty for a long time. Then you will have an opportunity. " Yi Feng said, "Hey, no one dares to say anything about this kind of beheading. Just be careful. Even if you control it well, you can make your son the prince. What if your son becomes the prince? What a wonderful thing. "
Yang Qiyue shuddered and looked at Yi Feng with strange eyes.
"You know I'm the prince, how dare you talk to me like this? Do you still want to have an idea with my father and concubine? Who are you? " Yang July cold voice way, a vast breath sends out.
Why? Buddha Qi? It's amazing. It's amazing. It's so hidden.
"Your Highness, are you practicing the joyful Zen?" Yi Feng was surprised.
"You... You know the joy Zen? Who the hell are you? "Immortal gate?" Yang said warily.
"Tut Tut, the great Sui Dynasty believed in the immortal sect. I didn't expect that his Highness the ninth Prince practiced Buddhism, and he was not afraid to be discovered by the immortal sect?" Yi Feng, looking at Du Qiyue in surprise, said, "you don't want to use harem to practice joyful Zen, do you? But it's no wonder that the palace contains almost the most beautiful women of the Sui Dynasty. If you can use them to practice joyful Zen, you will be able to enter the realm of Diyuan. "
As soon as Du Qiyue's face changed, his hand turned to gold, and he roared to the chess front.
Qi Feng's body turned into a little light, and finally recovered in the same place.
"You can't kill me, even the national teacher in the palace can't kill me." Yi Feng said, "in fact, you don't have to be hostile to me, your highness. My dream is to go into the palace and see the most beautiful women in the world. This is my biggest hobby after I went down the mountain. I'm not interested in rights and so on, but I can help you to ascend the throne, or even let you spread Buddhism to South zhanbu island."
From the perspective of playing chess, Yang Qiyue's joyful Zen is not complete. At most, he knows the golden body cultivation method of Buddhism, which is similar to martial arts. It's just the realm of Emperor Wu. However, in his sea of knowledge, there is a golden rune, which hides his breath and makes him look like an ordinary man. It's estimated that he won't fight back if he is beaten. After all, the golden body of Buddhism has strong defense.
"Are you really not from Xianmen?" Yang Qiyue said.
"It's not true. I have a grudge against Xianmen. Damn it, I want to erase Xianmen from the territory of nanzhanbuzhou. Do you know how the 100000 Xiantian martial masters stationed outside come from? That's what I did. Hey, hey, is that bullshit? " Playing chess.
"The trough! You are so powerful. Can you make it? " The fat man's eyes lit up.
"Of course, it's OK to turn all the people in the Sui Dynasty into martial arts masters." Yi Feng said, "the reason why I have made these innate martial arts masters this time is that I want to enter the palace, but I don't want to be so high-profile. I can only be a military strategist. I'll see if Qin Mingyue can let me enter the palace, but it's still unknown now."
"What are you doing in the palace? I don't believe you're just for the beauty. "
"This is one reason. Another reason is that there is something I need in the palace. A magic weapon is on the national master. I have to get close to him and kill him." Playing chess.
"From today on, you are my brother of Du July. Well, tonight, I'll try to enter the palace with me." Du Qiyue said.
"True or false?" Playing chess.
"Well, I don't know what to say."
"Well, these glasses are yours, brother. In fact, your Buddhist practice is not perfect. There is a magic power in Buddhism called tianyantong. It's awesome. You should not have learned it, or you wouldn't be so interested in my glasses." Playing chess.
"Brother Yifeng, you don't know. I don't dare to show my martial arts. I'm the most useless of all princes. Ah, I got this joyful Zen when I was dreaming. After practice, it really made my body strong, but I didn't dare to show it at all. If someone knew the truth, I would have to lose my head. This kind of thing would be conspiracy." Du Qiyue said.
"Hey hey, I don't want to show my ability. In the future, we'll be ordinary people. Let's go out and see if that Nunu is really so beautiful. I'll give you these glasses. Later, I'll give you something more interesting." Yi Feng said with a smile.