"Pa!"
"Jiang Chen, you are bullying others!"
"Pa! You are right. I like to bully people! "
"Jiang Chen, can you stop beating me in the face?"
"Pa, I only hit people in the face!"
"Jiang Chen..."
"Pa!"
"I haven't spoken yet!"
"Pa! I don't like people talking when I hit people! "
"I'm wrong. Please forgive me!"
"Pa! Did I let you talk? "
Jiang Chen slapped Zhang Shaoyu in the face.
However, Zhang Shaoyu changed his original clamour to curse the street later, and finally he was reduced to begging!
Whoo!
After a while, Jiang Chen seems to be tired. He waves to Wan'er: "I'm thirsty, help me pour a glass of water."
"Ah... Oh!"
Wan'er thinks that Jiang Chen won't let Zhang Shaoyu go easily.
But I didn't expect that Jiang Chen would turn Zhang Shaoyu into a pig head.
Pig head has a big face, a big nose and a small mouth.
At this time, Zhang Shaoyu's face was swollen, and his nose was squeezed very hard, and his bleeding mouth became a toot mouth.
This kind of shape is not a pig's head!
In a trance, she came slowly and gave Jiang Chen a glass of water.
Gudong, Gudong!
Jiang Chen drank it all and belched comfortably. Then he looked at Zhang Shaoyu, who had been stunned in front of him: "is it better to brag?"
"No... no hurry." Zhang Shaoyu's mouth is puffing up. He can't even speak clearly.
"This time, I should remember deeply. It's time to hide when I see you later?" Jiang Chen side takes out cigarette to light, side asks a way.
Zhang Shaoyu nodded hard, his eyes were firm, and he had no power to refute. He seemed to be a good baby who had made a mistake.
Jiang Chen glanced at him and then raised his hand to his shoulder.
But... Zhang Shaoyu instinctively thought that Jiang Chen would hit him again, and quickly put out his hand to block his face.
"Don't... Don't fight!"
Bang!
Jiang Chen's hand patted in his shoulder: "I said you hit you?"
"I..."
"If you want to be a man, do it well. If you really don't want to do it one day, come to Lingyun village to find me. I can't afford other delicious food, but I'm sure I'm full of pig feed!"
Poof!
Looking at Jiang Chen's serious appearance, Wan'er suddenly smiles.
And Zhang Shaoyu is eager to find a crack to drill in.
This is not only to make him a pig, but also to raise him as a pig!
"Go away!"
When he is ashamed, Jiang Chen vomites smoke on his face and scolds.
"Ah?" Zhang Shaoyu was in a trance for a moment, and he didn't know whether he was hit by the eardrum, or he didn't expect Jiang Chen to let him go.
"What? Waiting for me to treat you to lunch? " Jiang Chen scolded.
"No, no, no!"
Zhang Shaoyu shook his head hard, then ran out in a hurry.
Maybe it's too anxious, or maybe the swelling of the face is too severe, which affects the vision.
When Zhang Shaoyu ran to the threshold, he didn't step up. He fell down from the threshold and rolled down the steps.
"Ha ha ha!"
Looking at his embarrassed appearance, Wan'er couldn't help laughing any more.
But aunt Qin, although she felt that it was wrong to beat him like this, she didn't stop him.
After he left, aunt Qin looked at Jiang Chen: "aunt's fault, the letter is wrong, Zhang Shaoyu, I blame you. Jiang Chen, I'm sorry! "
Jiang Chen waved his hand and said, "it's all right, aunt Qin. After all, you don't know that Zhang Shaoyu's beautiful appearance has a heart inferior to that of a beast!"
Wan'er said with a smile: "you know Zhang Shaoyu's character very early in the morning. Why don't you tell us in advance? Sister Ruyan and I misunderstood you and almost made a fool of ourselves."
Jiang Chen shrugged innocently: "I also want to tell you early, but did you give me an opportunity to explain? As soon as I entered the door, Ruyan dragged me outside and told me a lot. Without waiting for me to explain, aunt Qin had already made a decision to marry you out in the house.
When I came in and wanted to stop it again, you not only didn't listen to me, but also scolded me. I was very wronged, OK! "
Wan'er smiles awkwardly: "indeed... It seems that we have been interrupting you."
"Yes." Jiang Chen a hand: "now pour good, such as smoke misunderstanding I ignore me, and you not only don't thank, but also blame I didn't remind you."
Said, Jiang Chen immediately covered the position of the heart: "ouch, my weak heart ah, is really hit, quite painful ah..."
When Wan'er was about to speak, aunt Qin came over and said, "it's really wrong for us. In fact, we should have thought about it a long time ago. On weekdays, Jiang Chen always works steadily. Although he didn't have a chance to explain it just now, he behaves differently from usual.
If we had given Jiang Chen a chance to explain, we would not have done so. "
Between words, aunt Qin sighed and said to Jiang Chen apologetically, "child, you are really wronged today."
"Mom, don't apologize to him, or he'll collapse and roll all over the floor for a hug later!" Wan'er said with a smile.
Aunt Qin gave him a white look: "what are you talking about?"
"I..."
"Aunt Qin is better." Jiang Chen gets close to Aunt Qin and despises Wan'er. "Look at you again. I just helped you to keep your happiness for life."
Wan'er glanced at him: "Jiang Chen, a proper performance will make people praise you, but if you perform too much, you are not pretending to be poor, but like a complaining woman cursing."
"Wan'er, how can you talk?" Hearing this, aunt Qin scolded and raised her hand subconsciously.
Looking at Aunt Qin, she didn't seem to be joking at all, but when she really wanted to call, Wan'er quickly stepped back: "OK, OK, I'm wrong!"
"If you know it's wrong, thank Jiang Chen and apologize to him!" Aunt Qin scolded.
Wan'er reluctantly looks at Jiang Chen who has a mean face: "thank you. I'm sorry
"It's over?" Jiang Chen asked.
"What else do you want?"
"Oh, my heart full of holes." Jiang Chen immediately covers his heart and mumbles.
Wan'er pinched her forehead: "you say, how can I do it to satisfy you?"
Smell speech, Jiang Chen immediately restored the original appearance, a face of human and animal harmless said: "braised meat, can eat the kind of full! Hot and sour fish can make people cry! "
"Ah?"
Originally, aunt Qin thought that Jiang Chen was really hurt, so she thought that Jiang Chen would put forward some formal compensation to Wan'er.
But I didn't expect him to say that
Looking at Aunt Qin's stunned look, Wan'er said with a smile, "Mom, you should know that Jiang Chen is acting now."
Aunt Qin grinned: "you children."
With that, she had no choice but to smile and then walked towards it.
Wan'er glanced at Jiang Chen: "now my mother won't help you. If you still perform, I'm not used to your bad habits."
Jiang Chen took two steps forward and looked directly at Wan'er: "the play is not going to be performed, but the braised pork and sauerkraut fish I just mentioned must be made for me."
"What if I don't?"
"Cough." Jiang Chen cleared his throat: "recently, there is a problem that puzzles me. You say if you get a pig cage in the corn field, then..."
"Stop, stop, stop!" Wan'er immediately interrupted him: "I'll make braised pork and fish with pickled cabbage for you in a minute."
"That's about it!" Jiang Chen complacent a smile, the side goes out to say: "I go out to stroll a circle, come back if can't eat words, we met in corn field!"