Spoiler about the novel My Yin turned Yang!
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As the goddess Lan Lan quietly returned to her palace, she found a handsome and cute shou male god looking anxiously between the palace entrance and the exit. His brown hair was honey-colored, his eyes were light and bright brown, his body was small and supple, his hands were beautiful and delicate, his full lips were tempting and rosy. His light green brocade outfit with delicate peonies and his life-symboled belt in a white jasper matched the man's fluffy pink cheeks and charming, moist eyes.
"Jian Jian! What are you doing here? Have you come to seduce my husband with your cute sweet way? Or did you come to seduce your big empress sister? You know, if you tell me to run away with you I will go right away! "Said the goddess Lan Lan loudly, making the imperial guards turn their faces and they look menacingly at poor, cute Shou.
Imperial Guards: You are trying to steal our Empress from the Jade Emperor, you must die!
Jian Jian: (...)
I swear I'm innocent!
Huo Jian is one of the gods that make up the botany pantheon, he was responsible for creating divine remedies and panacea, of course, it was not just him, but his position was as the head of the entire department.
A few centuries ago, the beautiful new gong god, Karla-03, who has the title of god Ex-Machine, went to Huo Jian to ask for a divine panacea to feed the soul of a goddess who was "killed" in a mortal world while on a mission in the mortal world.
Normally, any god who wanted a divine panacea would have to pay a certain price, yet the injured goddess in question is a cousin of the Empress of Jade, so how could the pantheon gods of botany charge anything? Mostly, because the goddess Lan Lan was one of the pantheon's greatest supporters and whenever she could she promoted new gods to this pantheon.
Huo Jian naturally accepted Karla-03's request, as there was a new panacea that he and his companions had recently created, the Thousand Year Peach Nectar. This was a divine panacea that was still under test, but it was easy to make and supply could be infinite, which was ideal for Karla-03 who didn't know how long it would take to find an ideal body for his young master.
Of course, Huo Jian warned about the possibility of side effects as it was a drug that was still being tested.
"This humble servant greets the most esteemed Empress of Jade, may she live forever and grant us her grace forever and ever!" Huo Jian said bowing, showing much respect to the goddess Lan Lan, even though he felt the menacing glances. Of the guards, Huo Jian did not waver in his erudite conduct, even though he just wanted to run!
He was just a poor Shou! He had to restrain himself from hiding behind the goddess Lan Lan, but as they were outside, he had to behave like a qualified god.
"I accept your bow, seductive young shou! So get up and let's go to my living room to talk about your hectic love life! Tell me about all your recent gongs! "Said the goddess Lan Lan, waving her beautiful hand causing a wave of energy to carry her, Huo Jian and Ting Ting into their comfortable living room.
Ting Ting called other maids to bring tea and snacks to the drawing-room, Huo Jian felt much more comfortable away from the guards' eyes and sat on the soft couch resting momentarily until he remembered why he would visit the jade empress.
Huo Jian told the reason, which surprised Ting Ting and the goddess Lan Lan full of excitement.
"So, you mean that finally, after years of study, you discovered the adverse effects of Thousand-Year Peach Nectar? Which actually has an aphrodisiac effect activated when in contact with yin energy? Wow!! Amazing, can I borrow this and use it in the human world at some point? You know! I know of some shy couples who might need some outside help to get together… "Once again the goddess Lan Lan was lost in her absurd thoughts.
"Isn't that problematic for your esteemed cousin empress ?!" asked Huo Jian hastily, trying to get goddess Lan Lan back to the important issue.
"I don't think so, besides, you said there is also a lubricating effect, right? So it won't be hard to get in there… You know! "Said the goddess Lan Lan giving a mischievous smile to Huo Jian, he blushed deeply at the Empress of Jade's comment!
"That's not the point, Empress! Shouldn't we warn Karla-03? "Said Ting Ting after pouring a soothing tea for the embarrassed Huo Jian.
"When the problem arises, Karla-03 will come to us. Didn't you hear what Huo Jian said? So far there is no cure for the adverse effect of this panacea and my cousin's soul has fed on it for centuries… It's no use saying anything to my friend, I'm sure he has noticed this problem and will create countermeasures for it "said the goddess Lan Lan became serious for the first time and spoke very clearly, even though she was wearing gloves on her beautiful hands while folding the goddesses panties!
"It reminds me, dear Empress, you didn't ask me for a few jars of this panacea a short time ago, did you go to the esteemed ex-machine god?" God of virtue and morals fall into sin!
"Ah yes! True I put in the ring of that cute shou newt, the one with the purple jade as the main jewel, "said the goddess Lan Lan absently, still focused on her task of folding the other goddesses' panties.
"The ring you bound Chu Jiayi's soul… The human without even a shred of divinity or a god who can help… that…" Ting Ting started to speak, but in the end, she just gave up.
"Forget! It's too late to worry about it! I can only pray to the gods of that universe to help this poor human in the future! "Ting Ting thought ignoring Huo Jian's shocked gaze and the foolish face of the Jade Empress.
"Are you worried, Ting Ting? Shouldn't, after all, Alessandra will be there to help. She was an AI like Karla-03, but I helped her get past Samsara, now she's a minor goddess, but she feels indebted to her previous host. So she will help Chu Jiayi, after all, without Chu Jiayi there is no way Alessandra's Host reincarnates, "said goddess Lan Lan piling the panties on the side.
"What do you mean, Empress?" Asked Huo Jian with a curious look, which made his round face even cuter.
"Jian Jian, have you heard about omega humans?" Asked the goddess Lan Lan with a mischievous smile on her pretty face.
Then the Empress of Jade began to open a new world for the shy and cute Huo Jian.