Chapter 1

Lin Dong was shocked.

The reason is that when he woke up, he found a simple storage ring in his left middle finger.

This thing is the third year that he wandered through the world of Xiuzhen in his dream. He saved enough spirit stone to exchange it. Unexpectedly, when he woke up, he found that it was still there. This is unscientific!

Holding the pillow, Lin Dong tried his best to recall everything in his dream, just like he was stunned.

Whatever you think.

It doesn't make sense.

In fact, this is nothing to tangle with... There are often unscientific things in the world, such as toads can predict earthquakes more accurately than brickers. Isn't this kind of thing unscientific? But the fact is, ha, the world is so wonderful!

"The season of counter attack is coming, ladies and gentlemen. The local tyrants' Godfathers should also be ready for the feeling of picking up soap. I hope it won't be too cool! Ha ha ha ha ha ha After reading through, Lin Dong immediately jumped up, stood on the bed, crossed his waist, and laughed wildly. He looked like a villain in a TV movie. Lin Dong, who is very miserable in the world of Xiuzhen, can completely despise and crush everything.

If Lin Dong had not been destroyed by the fairy's hand, he would have been able to incarnate as a human being and choose an army alone.

It's normal to break into the forbidden area and peek at other people's sect's supreme secret script.

It's lucky to be back alive.

Lin Dong is not angry at all.

Of course, the main reason why he didn't get angry was that the fairy was so beautiful that people couldn't get angry at all

"If you work hard, you will have a chance to meet again." Lin Dong clenched his fist, and a hot idea rose in his heart. It is estimated that this goal will not be achieved in less than 100 years.

It's always good to have an ideal.

Without ideal, isn't life equal to a salted fish?

"Eat first!" Cultivation is not urgent. The first problem to be solved is to eat.

Hungry Lin Dong felt his pocket, had no money, and then searched the whole house. He finally found the target under the bed, an old wallet that should not have been used for a long time. Open it. It's empty. Lin Dong had a big dream. He had been in Xiuzhen world for ten years. He had forgotten that he was a poor student, although this dream was only one night for the blue planet.

Nemi!

It's too bad!

The problem of personal food and clothing is still so serious that it is embarrassing for those brickers who clamor that the people have gone from a well-off society to a well-off society!

Standing in front of the ATM downstairs, Lin Dong tried to forgive himself. When he found that the number of deposits was infinitely close to zero, he immediately realized that he was not worth forgiving.

Must be punished!

Give yourself a lesson with far-reaching influence

"Five meat buns, five steamed buns, three small buns, two plates of fried flour, meat and eggs, one and porridge, and two fried dough sticks..." Lin Dong ordered a lot of food, determined to teach himself an unforgettable lesson. The little sister who placed the order for him in the food store didn't care at first. She thought that Lin Dong ate the food and packed it. After listening to it, she said in a soft voice. It was as sweet as a farmer's spring.

But when she brought it to the table, she saw that Lin Dong cut his bow from left to right, wiped out five meat buns with the speed of wind, and then stretched out a sinful hand to five big steamed buns, her eyes suddenly widened.

Then Lin Dong gobbled up three cages of steamed buns and two dishes of fried noodles, and eagerly pulled the steaming hot congee in front of him.

I can't help but ask in a weak voice, "uncle, wait a moment. Do you want me to call 120 for you?"

"..." Lin Dong Khan thought that you are not in business? Are you afraid of big bellied men when you open a shop?

"Choking?" The little sister looked at Lin Dong in horror, for fear that he would fall to the ground.

"Big man." Lin Dong shook his head to say he was OK.

And wave her away.

If you want to change him, you must not be able to eat so much food at one time. Even if you eat it hard, you may have to sustain it. However, after you come back from the cultivation world, the situation is totally different.

Although self cultivation has been destroyed, the spiritual power of the dream after ten years of hard cultivation is still there, and the realm has not decreased much.

Don't say that, even if it's several times more.

It's also a floating cloud.

Some Xiuzhen Tauren's stomach can hold a whale, which Lin Dong can't compare, but it's very easy to hold ten eight steamed buns.

I remember when I was a great master of tortoise and snake, I was full of confidence and ran to PK with an old beggar. I thought I could eat a cow, but I was very dragged. Who didn't want that old man to eat nine cows and two tigers at one go? If he didn't have the ability and couldn't kill a dragon, he might even eat a dragon on the spot. In the world of cultivation, the size of appetite is not equal to the size of ability, but the one with great ability is to swallow mountains and drink sea.

Besides, men have to be cruel to themselves, otherwise how can they give themselves an unforgettable lesson?

Lin Dong wiped his mouth with a paper towel, but he was still in his heart.

Unfortunately, there are not many soft coins.

otherwise.

The punishment can be a little heavier.

"Are you really OK?" The cute little sister with a little baby fat had a hundred disbelief on her face.

"Maybe I didn't eat last night!" Lin Dong had no choice but to find a reason to scare other people's children out of heart disease. In fact, today's breakfast can be repeated.

"Ah, so it is." The little sister seems to believe it.

"That's right. By the way, help me pack twenty steamed buns." Lin Dong took out an old man's head from his wallet, the only one.

"You are going to commit suicide! It's terrible to live up to death. People won't help you to do such a terrible thing! " The little sister was so scared that she put a pair of small hands into her mouth and almost didn't cry.

"..." Lin Dong said nothing.

Twenty steamed buns were not packaged successfully. The lesson of punishing oneself was that they were shocked and could not achieve the most profound and far-reaching impact. Forget it, there will be opportunities in the future. Lin Dong, who had a little hiccup, returned in his dream, destroyed all his accomplishments, and had to start all over again, finally had time to think about his future.

Practice, start again.

This is a must.

Then we go to the world of cultivation, find the fairy, and tell her whether one person's cultivation is too slow or two people's cultivation is more efficient... That's the whole plan.

After walking around the street, I found that everything was the same, and there was no sign of the end of the world. The dream of killing zombies in the street, rescuing girls everywhere, and then occupying a villa seemed hopeless. But fortunately, after a tour of Xiuzhen world, the mentality is very different. No matter whether there is the end of the world or not, you can easily attack Bai Fumei, and you don't have to worry about zombie evolution and food shortage.

"Forget it, if we can't be the Savior, we'll be a common people, as long as we live well enough." Lin Dong has never been the protagonist of an American drama. What is spider man? Can I eat it?

Seeing the girls all over the street playing with mobile phones, Lin Dongcai remembered that he also had this thing.

Back in the rental house, he found that his mobile phone had run out of power.

After charging and starting up, n calls and messages were found. After thinking about it carefully for a long time, Lin Dong recovered the memory of "ten years ago". Now he should be in the summer vacation, and he is working for a company. Two days before sleepwalking, I fell ill with a high fever. I was lying in bed and couldn't move. It was most likely because no one took care of me and I died, so it formed a crossing. After wandering in Xiuzhen world for ten years, he accidentally let the ethereal fairy fight back.

In other words, today's need to work, absenteeism for three days, is the mobile phone will have so many calls.

Go to nimei's class. I'm a diligent practitioner now.

I can't decide this flight, but I still have to make a phone call.

Do things from beginning to end.

"Ah, brother Jian, right? excuse me? Manager Huang hasn't said anything these days, has he? " It took Lin Dong a long time to find the number.

This "brother Jian" is Shi Jian, a colleague of Lin Dong.

I'm also a senior.

After entering the company, Mr. Shi was very enthusiastic, especially when Lin Dong invited him to drink. When he was flushed, Mr. Shi patted the table and said, "we are brothers. We are closer than brothers.". Lin Dong is not a fool, but now it's time to test his character. Lin Dong has invited Shi Xuechang to dinner, washed sauna, massaged and pushed oil. He is more or less a friend. If Shi Xuechang's moral integrity doesn't fall on the ground, he may find an excuse to cover it up for Lin Dong.

If he can ask for a leave, that's not true, my friend!

It's worth the Dragon we invited before.

So, Lin Dong pretends to be very silly and naive, and dials a phone call to this Shi Xuechang to test.

I don't know. As soon as I got through, Mr. Shi severely criticized Lin Dong. He said, "it's you, Xiao Lin! You make it easy for me to find. How many calls have I made to you these days, but none of them has been answered... Why don't you ask for leave if you don't come to work? "

"In the company?" Lin Dong could hardly find a way to speak.

"The company's work, let me carry it all by myself, this period of time, I'm really tired enough!" Shi Xue grew up with awe inspiring righteousness.

"Work?" Before Lin Dong finished, his previous fantasy had been smashed by Shi Xuechang: "don't mention the work. You don't know. Huang Pipi is so angry. He threatened to kill you. He chopped off his hands and feet to make wine and vegetables. His head was dried and placed at the door of the company to make specimens. I think you'd better not go back to the company and go abroad to hide from the limelight."

Lin dongruo still used to think that Shi Xuechang really took care of himself in this way.

Maybe I'll be moved.

If I'm not careful, I'll ask him to do something.

The fact is, Shi Xuechang saw that Lin Dong was not working, and the company just had a big project in short supply, so he simply let his girlfriend jump over and directly took Lin Dong's position. Manager Huang, who is similar to the African cannibal chieftain in Shi Xuechang's mouth, thinks that Lin Dong, who has been missing for three days, has found a better job and is already looking for another higher vocational position in other companies. He has always regretted the brain drain of the company.

Shi Xuechang's acting is good.

If you want to play a magic play, you can't tear the devil by hand.

However, Lin Dong, who now knows the art of listening to music, can no longer be in the dark as he used to be.

However, Lin Dong is not a good thing either. Knowing that it's fake, he even shows his innocence of "please cheat me." he expresses his heartfelt gratitude to Shi Xuechang, who is very loyal: "Oh, sorry, brother Jian, you've been implicated. If you have time another day, you'll be invited to drink."

Shi Jian, a senior, laughs boldly: "it's OK. I'll do everything for my brother. It should be, it should be!"

He didn't say the last word.

It's right to cut for brothers, but for women, you can cut for brothers.

In the past, I lost my job. I must regret it. Although this job is a little tired, and the salary is not high, it's hard to find a summer job, and there are fewer people who can learn something. It's hard to find it at the beginning, but now it's gone. It's really a bit... However, after the return of Lin Dong, it's impossible to waste time in that kind of place, and the diligent practitioners are the only ones who have the right path in the world.

The hypocrite's conversation is over.

Holding his chin, Lin Dong began to think about life.

"Well, I have to find a way to get some money, but I'm the man who wants to become the king of pirates... To have a feast on the great waterway, to swim in the R sea of heaven on earth, and to let one goddess after another bow down and lick in turn. This kind of life is the real meaning and pursuit of life." As a poor student, Lin Dong decided to implement an unprecedented counter attack plan from today.

what?

Can't the poor force counter attack?

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