"Next time, your manager will be angry if you delay your work." All the beauties surround him, but Lin Dong feels that it's a pity that none of the mentally handicapped second generation will jump out and slap him in the face. Otherwise, this kind of feeling will be even better.
"To accompany you is work. Our job is to make the guests satisfied and feel at home. Manager? Leave him alone. He can't take care of us. By the way, I've heard that he only has less than three minutes, which is still a man of wool! A man needs strength. Ah, brother Shuai, do you have strength? It won't be three minutes, will it? " The hot and well-dressed girl was very tough. She accidentally revealed a big secret, which made the girls laugh one by one. Then she looked at the manager with disdain.
"Three minutes is really pathetic." Lin Dong deeply sympathizes with the manager's life.
"Brother Shuai, you haven't talked about your fighting power yet?" The spice girl tried her best to coax her. Sitting on one side, she squeezed closer and closer, hoping to sit on his thigh.
"In fact, my combat effectiveness is not very strong, generally about five hours, it's five dregs in one battle." Lin Dong sighed: "I was so ashamed to lose when I picked four."
Holding a cup filled with water, he approached a salesman who was eavesdropping and choked on the spot.
I coughed so much that I almost didn't cough out my lungs.
fuck!
Are you showing off?
Five hours is an adverse record, OK? Are you the white jade pillar or the purple gold beam? If you are the five dregs of war, are others still alive?
His pocket was full of fragrant business cards, and Lin Dong left.
Look at his back.
In the presence of men's hearts, suddenly rose a sense of powerlessness.
I didn't believe it before, but now I have witnessed it with my own eyes. It turns out that in this world, there is a real possibility of a successful counter attack. You can't do it yourself, it doesn't mean others can't do it. Just like this boy, even if he is jealous, he can't deny it. Others are born winners in life. Any fame and money are powerless in front of such people
I didn't feel it before, but now I find that I was born in this world to set off the excellence of others!
fuck!
What a sad life!
"Monitor?" Lin Dong is proud, suddenly answered a phone call, almost did not startle.
"Dear wooden students, I'm back, isn't it a surprise? Let's have dinner together in the evening! " The tone of the goods is as intimate as a base friend.
"Monitor, I'm very busy." After ten years, Lin Dong almost forgot who his monitor was when he was in college. However, as soon as the voice sounded, he was familiar with and impressed with Lin Dong's long-standing memory.
The monitor's surname is Cheng and his name is Mingge.
Is a petite figure, lively personality, optimistic good sister.
There are poems as proof
People close to the breeze smile, Jiangdong big and small Qiao;
Dancing in the palm, the waist is exquisite.
At the beginning of high school, Mingge's sister was Lin Dong's deskmate. After three years of high school, she was still in the same class when she was promoted to university. This fate is simply amazing. Because Mingge's younger sister has a strong command, she has always been the monitor of the class. It is said that this record has been kept since primary school until university. Therefore, Lin Dong, who used to be in awe, called her monitor.
The monitor, who has been at the same table for several years, enjoys many "privileges" here in the former Lin Dong. These privileges belong to the historical legacy of the inequitable treaty signed in that year. In the past, Lin Dong fought for more than 100 times and wanted to veto it with one vote, but he never succeeded.
This memory, let through the return of Lin Dong recall.
I'm sweating a lot.
Ming GE's sister, who is 1.5 meters tall and has been a monitor from primary school to university, is certainly not an ordinary person.
Let alone Lin Dong, who was less than five years old, who boasted that he could "punch Nanshan kindergarten and kick Beihai nursing home" in the school, also existed in front of the monitor.
Lin Dong used to be too familiar with the monitor.
No calls.
Moreover, the monitor's flat chest didn't show any sign of bulging, which made people despair.
Therefore, before Lin Dong, the monitor adult is a very special brotherhood mentality, not to mention love, but there is no evil feeling. Let's describe their relationship like this. If Lin Dong needs it, Mingge may be able to make a foundation with him
"What are you doing? You are not the president of the United States. You don't have to worry about maintaining world peace, do you? " The monitor is very dissatisfied with Lin Dong who dares to make excuses to refuse him. Even if he makes excuses, don't make such bad excuses. Please! She didn't know that during her half month trip to Europe, Lin Dong had hung up once and wandered in Xiuzhen world for ten years. Although she returned, it was not the same as before.
"I'm really busy... Wait, I've just got something for you." Lin Dong decided to find some work for his sister, who would harass him often in the future.
"Just say it for the sake of brothers." The monitor's tone is like a hero of Liangshan.
"Such a brother, I suddenly found that I was very poor, poorer than the legendary poor force." Lin Dong after some of the shop fall, finally concluded: "in order not to delay the people of the whole country, I decided to find a way to get rich."
"Good. Have you thought of a way?" The monitor affirmed Lin Dong's enterprising spirit.
"Maybe there are some antiques buried in the ancestral home." Lin Dong's task to the monitor is to help identify, hype and sell.
"Pull it down quickly. If you have antiques in your home, then there are gold mines in my home." For Lin Dong's fantasy, the monitor gave a slap in the face: "don't think about something that doesn't work. If you really don't have money, I'll give you two thousand living expenses in advance. By the way, I heard that you resigned. Don't you like that summer job very much? I've only been to Europe for half a month. How can I feel that the whole world has changed? "
Although the monitor is a firewood girl, she is a woman after all.
The sixth sense is very strong.
Fearing that she might doubt himself, Lin Dongsheng quickly turned his attention away: "it's OK. I'll make the hero cry. Please pay back my living expenses!"
Now he just remembered that he didn't have money, but all the money was controlled by this little girl. At that time, her only relative, grandma, died. She stayed in bed and took over all her property. She also called it "custody.".
"Grandma said, before graduating from University, all the money is arranged by me, so you don't have to struggle any more." The monitor laughed triumphantly.
"..." Lin Dong was speechless.
As a poor man, how can he turn over?
It's very troublesome to pick up and leak gambling stones. Even if it's successful, maybe people will make an appointment to talk about it in the back alley. Lin Dong is not afraid of threats, but he hates trouble, too much trouble, he is lazy to think. In addition to gambling stones to pick up leaks, there are many ways to get rich, such as finding a corrupt official to search his head with magic, or using Alchemy to refine copper, lead, mercury into gold or platinum.
Alchemy is a very simple thing for Lin Dong.
The specific process is to use a very special "trick" to extract protons from metals such as lead and mercury, and rearrange the particles inside.
For ordinary people, this is an impossible and arduous project, but for practitioners, it is no more simple. At that time, Lin Dong, as the five dregs of war, was introduced by the old beggars to work for some small families to help them refine gold and lay floors to earn their living expenses.
In the world of cultivating truth, the skills of "turning a stone into gold" and "turning a stone into gold" are very low.
It's only for small families.
A little bit of bull force of the practitioners, a mouth, or a wave of hands, a golden mountain formed, gold for them is completely meaningless.
"Yes, I can use mercury to make gold, platinum and other precious metals to make a fortune." After reading through, Lin Dong was very excited and rushed to a hardware store on the street. Who knows, the shop owner told him that there was only mercury thermometer, no mercury for sale, and what mercury was highly toxic, which was reported by the relevant departments.
As soon as Lin Dong heard the report, he thought of brother Nong Mei's bitter melon face, which made him sick.
Mercury thermometer that little bit of mercury has a gross use!
however.
Who says gold must be made with mercury? Lead, copper, tin, aluminum, iron... Any metal is OK!
It can also be refined with stones, and even the great powers of cultivation are directly generated in the air with a wave of hand. If metal conversion is used, it will be faster and less energy waste.
"A ton of lead?" The shop owner looked at Lin Dong with a suspicious look: "why do you buy so much lead?"
"No, I don't care." Lin Dong turned and left.
Originally, I wanted to write a big list for him, but I didn't expect the store owner to look at himself with a kind of "do you want to do something bad?" this made Lin Dong, who decided to be a good man, very unhappy. Back then, I was an activist in learning to do good deeds. When I grew up, I was going to be a scientist and work hard for the realization of the four modernizations. This ideal was awarded by the kindergarten teacher. If you don't issue a good person card, you dare to doubt my good character. It's too much.
Finally, Lin Dong went to a building materials store and bought a ton of steel bars.
It cost more than 3000 yuan.
One of the bags is empty.