Chapter 61

the second day.

In the early morning, brother Nongmei called to complain: "classmate Lin Dong, it's OK to solve the problem with fists, but don't make it so big. Can't you, the boss's heart can't stand it!"

"The only thing you have to do now is give me a good citizen award." Lin Dong still sleeps in a daze, a listen is thick eyebrow elder brother hang up immediately.

"..." brother Nongmei sweated to death.

There is a big case in Taojin Town, which also involves foreigners. It's true that the eldest of them didn't sleep well all night. Brother Nongmei didn't sleep well either. He didn't sleep well because he had been busy all night. Just after finishing the work, he called Lin Dong when he was free. I wanted to talk a little more to vent my pride in cleaning up the foreign devils all night and solving the whole big case perfectly. I didn't know this guy didn't cooperate at all.

Lin Dong didn't get up to eat breakfast until he got up to sleep.

In the whole room, the only one who is lazier than him is Chu ling'er, a little lazy pig. She even got up later than him... She got up before 6 o'clock to watch people's cute things. She made a table full of breakfast with the monitor, and there was a lot left after Lin Dong's gluttony.

"Pack up, let's go rafting!" Chu ling'er never forgets to play. As soon as she mentions playing, she will become lively no matter what state she is in.

"Just waiting for you!" The monitor pinched her face angrily.

"I've been ready for a long time. Let's go now!" Chu ling'er felt that he was full, and he was cute. There was no problem at all.

"Look at you, you're still wearing pajamas..." Meng Huo thinks it's a shame to know this kind of friend.

"I'll change right away." Chu ling'er is not only wearing pajamas, but also a kind of pajamas with a little transparency. As soon as she sat down, her legs cocked up, she showed Hello Kitty inside. Fortunately, Lin Dong can't see it from this angle. Otherwise, Meng Huo has to stand beside him and be a girl of the wall. Qianjun frowned. She felt that if her sister looked like this, she would have to pick it up and throw it to the garbage collection station downstairs.

I'm a bodyguard!

Thousand County heart silently read several times, mood finally down.

It doesn't matter at night because of people's need, but in the daytime, it's not enough for the unlicensed guy Lin Dong to drive. I'm joking. There's a policeman every 500 meters on the road to Qinglong gorge... If brother Nongmei didn't handle it so well, Qinglong gorge and Taojin town might not allow outsiders to enter!

"Seven men are jealous for one woman, and fight in bed till dawn." Chu ling'er took today's Dongshan daily, and the headline of the main page was really shocking. The monitor and Meng Huo came to have a look, and found that it was a magnificent love story. It said that there were seven infatuated foreign devils with different status, but at the same time, they deeply loved a big horse. They were arrogant that the United States had been chasing the big rabbit country. In Dongshan gold town, a foreign country, the fire of eight people's love broke out, like a volcano eruption, like the Yellow River burst, A stirring love story was staged between them.

These seven infatuated men, in order to obtain the most beloved woman, made a decision that shocked both China and foreign countries. They decided to fight in bed, and with the condition that the final winner would get the beauty back, they had an unprecedented final fight. As a result, after the decisive battle to dawn, all the seven crazy men were exhausted and finally died. Seeing the tragic death of seven lovers, the crazy girl cried heartbroken and secretly hanged herself at the window of the hotel for the sake of the lovers.

It's the so-called "seven oxen and one anger are the beauties, ploughing all night long."; Sweating all the way home, deep love sleeps with flowers. ", This touching love story without borders finally shows a truth: as long as the tired cattle, there is no bad farmland.

"No way!" The monitor's first reaction after reading it was that the editor in chief of Dongshan Daily today must have had his head jammed by the door before he came to work. Otherwise, he could not write such a brain damaged story. The most shocking thing is that this absurd story is still on the front page.

"How can't it be? You see, this woman is a big Russian bear. According to the physique of a female bear, two or three men are second killed. At least seven or eight men are required to form a group to deal with it. I think it's very reasonable, and sometimes the more absurd the story is, the more true it is. What do you say, Meng Meng? " Chu ling'er proved that the love story was true from the perspective of combat effectiveness.

"I seem to have seen it somewhere..." Meng Huo muttered to herself. She remembered seeing similar versions before. Ah, by the way, seven dwarfs and snow white!

"You mean seven gourd babies and snake spirits?" Chu ling'er's reaction is quick.

"Ha ha!" Qianjun, a serious driver, was also amused.

"Is brother Nongmei calling to tell me this?" Lin Dong is just as tender as thunder. Is that ok? Good, brother Nongmei. I'm convinced! Are you sure the shooter you're looking for is not a woman writer?

No matter whether it's thunder or not, this big case has become a gossip in Dongshan. What's the truth? Is this important?

Because of this news, Dongshan Daily's sales soared three times.

This is also the only comfort in my heart that countless people think that my head is either flooded, or kicked by a donkey, or pinched by a door! He estimated that he should be careful when going out in the future. If he is recognized, he may make people worry about whether his idiots will be infected.

Nimei, this is the embodiment of the power of the river crab! You hammers know wool!

Although the big case became a piece of news, there was still a bit of turmoil in Taojin town.

Many police officers are dealing with it.

Of course, a lot of things that can't be seen are also pulled out by brother Nong Mei. This is the best place for him. He can clean up some foreigners. Now, no matter what your identity is, at this point, you even the embassy have to bend down and show me the chrysanthemum. You can't leave without soap and full inspection.

Xie, who is in charge of Qinglong gorge and Taojin Town, is as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, but brother Nongmei doesn't look at him.

District Chief Xie feels that this time it's over, because brother Nongmei's boss, the guy named Xu yanwang, has given the order to die, and another clock fox, which is smoother than oil, is also desperately falling into the well

"You'd better give me a reasonable explanation for this." That's what Xu yanwang said on the phone.

Explain a wool!

Eight foreign devils have been killed. Do you want me to explain now? How do I know where the holy hand is? Besides, if it's a Shangfang sword offered by a boss in China, I'll investigate it. Do you dare to say it publicly? You clearly want me to carry this black pot! You're obviously looking for a ghost!

District Chief Xie feels very wronged. The problem is that he is sure to eat this dead cat. He is the district chief in charge here. Does he want to be responsible for the accident? Are you kidding?

The struggle of the upper class has nothing to do with Lin Dongyi.

Now he is sitting in the front seat of the car, enjoying the food delivered to his mouth by the monitor and cute.

Chu ling'er is very lazy. After a while, she turns her attention to the scenery outside. Suddenly, she finds a bright spot: "uncle, look there, there's a fool playing dead there! Oh, it's like that

On one side of the road, on the finished slope of the mountain, a man was lying in a ridiculous posture.

Stretch your limbs, head down, feet up,

The whole Chinese character is printed on the hillside.

This guy's face has a strange expression of "I'm going to die", but it's more like he's making a fool of himself. So people who drive by think that he's playing performance art. They all take out their mobile phones to take photos, but no one destroys his wonderful performance. Chu ling'er also took out her mobile phone to shoot fiercely. After a while, she found another man lying on the beach on the other side of the road in a similar posture. She couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Wow, it's wonderful. I have to upload this performance to Weibo to let everyone praise them! What do you think, uncle? Was it a great performance? "

"Yes, I think there will be the same performance art behind..." Lin Dong's expression is very calm.

"Is that what you're talking about?" As soon as Qianjun heard this, he quickly stepped on the gas.

Five kilometers ahead.

Yun youyou is wearing a white sportswear, riding a mountain bike, pedaling slowly.

There is a kind of people in the world, no matter what clothes they wear, they will be very suitable. Even if they wear very simple clothes and have no decoration on them, they can also make people feel pleasant. Yunyou is such a person. Her white sportswear makes her wear the ultimate beauty. Coupled with a mountain bike, as she passed by, people felt that the whole sky was bright and the air was suddenly fresh.

Most people just can't help but take pictures with their mobile phones or wave their hands to her.

however.

There are also some guys who feel good about themselves.

Will drive to her side, want to use a sports car or something hook, see if you can catch this girl like a fairy.

Yunyou slowly rode the car, she did not pay attention to anyone, this kind of indifference attitude, as well as let people feel ashamed of the small face, make many people ashamed, retreat.

A few people who think that money can solve some problems are mentally handicapped. When they are rejected silently, they feel old shame and anger.

I'll get out of the car and teach her.

Now, there is a group of such brain damage.

"Stay away from me." Yun youyou has seen a lot of such people. On this road, he has seen a lot.

"As long as you stay with me one night, I'll give you five million. If you are willing to be my junior, what do you want? I can give it to you! I have nothing else, but money! " When Lin Dong was about three kilometers away from Yun you you's sister and Qianjun was still speeding up, several "young masters" blocked her way with sports cars and surrounded her around. One of them is the most arrogant. He says that he wants to buy Yunyou with money. The moat property breaks out at this moment, and the bastard's anger is rampant, and the tiger's body is shaking wildly!

"Your mother must have raised the placenta..." Yunyou sighed. If normal human beings could say such words?

"What did you say?" The young master was infuriated.

"Disappear immediately in front of me." Yunyou expression is very indifferent to say: "my temper is not very good."

"Kneel down immediately and lick it for me. You can't leave until I feel comfortable. Otherwise, I'll kill you to get out of Dongshan! Do you know who my dad is? My father is... "Before the young master finished speaking, he suddenly let Yun youyou grab his collar and fly into the air like a litter, performing a wonderful flying man in the air.

The young master let out a scream and danced in the air.

Then, a long parabola was drawn, and the whole person fell on the slope, head and foot.

Not only is he as like as two peas, but also a few of his young companions fly to the slope with his identical posture to form a series of special artistic patterns with special and special feelings.

There is also a quick reaction, when the situation is not good, run.

Run down the road.

As soon as he ran to Lin Dong's car, Qian Jun stopped the car. Lin Dong slowly came down from the car and casually reached out to catch this guy.

Chu ling'er yelled happily, jumping and jumping, clapping desperately, while Meng Huo filmed uncle's heroic posture attentively. The monitor on the bus was stunned. How did wood become spider man? This is not scientific!

"Well done!" Chu ling'er gave Lin Dong a thumbs up, and then she responded: "it turns out that those people are not pretending to be dead or performing performance art! Oh, I'd like to see another flying man show! Uncle, how did you use this unique skill? Teach me, teach me, benmei girl should also defend the earth and maintain world peace