Kai Star Group's center black tower is less than 2.15 meters, while the center of recruiting team is less than 1.9 meters.
They jump together, just like adults bullying children.
It has a special sense of comedy.
The black iron tower didn't jump at all. It just stood on tiptoe and easily took the basketball away. The members of the recruiting team have not yet settled down, and the five big men over there have already roared up. Like the torrent of T34 steel, they directly rolled over and pushed to the bottom of the basket in a twinkling of an eye. The black iron tower flew up and took a relay in the air. With a roar, it smashed the ball into the basket.
"Ah, air relay! It was our center who scored, our hero The DJ at the scene screamed wildly.
"Great The cheerleaders from the star group cheered together.
"Pa pa pa..." the animals sitting behind them beat desperately with all kinds of props to make noise, beat incessantly with gas sticks and inflatable sticks, and made a disorderly Pa Pa Pa sound.
"We'll give him one right away. Pay attention to the tactics, the Triangle dragon tactics!" Zhu Dachang is very calm and stands at the edge of the field to command.
What is Triceratops tactics?
No one knows!
It's not delicious anyway!
Tang Zhiyuan, from the recruitment team, received the ball and rushed in as if he were holding a dynamite bag. Unfortunately, he let the black iron tower fly. Fang Yu covered his eyes when he saw the scene, because it was too miserable! Lin Dong is more calm, less than 1.8 meters, amateur rookie want to lay up in front of 2.15 meters professional center? Classmate, are you a little naive? This is not a kindergarten!
With the black tower, the three second zone has become a no fly zone.
On the field, the scores of the two teams ranged from 2:0 in the air relay of the star group to 4:0 in the three-step layup, then to 7:0 in the three-point throw, and then to 9:0 with a fast break after a snatch. In front of professional basketball players, Tang Zhiyuan and other amateur rookies were hanged.
Within five minutes, the score reached a humiliating 22-3.
Tang Zhiyuan was pressed by others and couldn't pass the ball. He shot recklessly and made a three-point shot.
In the basketball hall, in addition to the joy of the people on the other side of the star group, the audience of the other squares were dead. No one thought that the two teams would have such a big difference in the score. The recruitment team said that it is impossible to win, but it is not so abused, is it? We all doubt whether these five people have been abused by each other!
Pig large intestine, what are you looking for? Ten thousand, how can you find such a person to play? Money is not like this, flower is not good! Don't say 10000, these people are not worth 100!
Zhu Dachang sat calmly. He had arranged his tactics and left the things on the field to the players to decide.
Isn't that what the NBA Zen master does?
As a result, Mr. Zhu also sat down and chewed gum like a fake monk. If he has a Kobe, it's the right thing to do. The problem is that he has only five rookies, and they are special dishes! When Lin Dong looks at Zhu Dachang, he can't help but be impressed by his opponent's strong psychological quality. As a head coach, no, as a boss, when he sees his subordinates being abused like this, he can still sit as steady as a mountain... This self-confidence, no!
"Don't you call a pause?" Fang Yu, a talkative woman, could not help running to ask Master Zhu.
"No, our players are just a little bit uncomfortable. After all, they are not professional. Just wait for them to adapt." Zhu Dachang chewed gum and replied: "we will win in the end. As long as the tactics come out, let alone a few players from the sports academy, even if the CBA professional players come, we can have a tie!"
"I think so, too!" Fang Yu's face was like a chameleon. He seemed to want to laugh and cry, but he changed and finally became a positive.
"Then you have some vision!" Mr. Zhu gave some face to Fang Yu, the number one scholar in the list of strange people. If Lin Dong asked, he might wave his hand: don't ask anything, just follow the tactical arrangement.
"Wood, I want to vomit a basin of blood now." When Fang Yu came back to Lin Dong, he was just like he was hit by the seven injury fist, and his whole body was seriously injured.
"You asked for it!" Lin Dong doesn't feel for the goods at all.
Tang Zhiyuan was not satisfied at this time.
He did his best.
But in front of five professional basketball players, his attack is like a bull in the mud, without a chance.
This is not the most miserable, the most desolate is, recruit treasure team on the five main players, unexpectedly there are two undercover! When the other side attacks, they don't defend at all, but they secretly move their feet to block their own people. When their own side attacks, the ball goes to their hands, which is a waste of opportunity. Two undercover blacksmiths smashed the baskets. Five minutes later, Tang Zhiyuan on the court was surprised to realize that these two guys were not simply bad players, but Tema's undercover agents! No wonder they are abused like this. There are two ghosts in here secretly pit their teammates... NIMA!
"Pause!" Tang Zhiyuan frantically called a pause.
As soon as he got off the court, he grabbed one of his teammates' jerseys and spurted angrily: "do you take money from both sides of Tema? People can be cheap, but cheap to your level, it is really rare! You take the money, you don't play, but you fight to be the main force, deliberately pit me, don't you? Do you believe that I immediately put you in the toilet and turn you into a dog eating excrement? "
The DJ on the field looked at it and continued to coax: "referee, the players of the recruiting team fight, they break the rules! Oh, who are these people? Can't afford to lose? If you lose, blame your teammates. If you lose, hit your teammates? What a shame
When the referee came, Tang Zhiyuan was quickly pulled apart by several other players, and someone came forward to explain that the referee was willing to give up only after discussing tactics.
I lost the basketball game.
Although it's not over yet, I believe that when it's over, it will be even worse.
Tang Zhiyuan threw his drink on the floor. He was angry and depressed. He almost didn't cry. Fortunately, there were so many people around him that he was embarrassed to cry. Other teammates, comfort is not, no comfort is not, had to stand numbly on the side. As for the two undercover agents, they had finished the task, pretended to be humiliated and left indignantly.
"Don't panic, we can win! If you don't adapt to the Triangle dragon tactics, then we can use the Tyrannosaurus Rex tactics! If you think about it, Tyrannosaurus Rex is much better than Triceratops. Once you use the tactics of Tyrannosaurus Rex, the enemy will surely be defeated by us! " Zhu Dachang decided to use the most advanced tactics of Tyrannosaurus Rex.
"Yes, Tyrannosaurus Rex tactics are the most blockhouse!" Fang Yu cooperated with him solemnly and believed that he was the only one in the audience. He was also in such a mood to play tricks.
Tang Zhiyuan, the only one who dares to fight, is not willing to fight on the stage. He is a five person group that he can make up casually.
It's more like delivering food.
Even if the other side's five professional basketball players have come off the court to rest in the heroic cheers and replaced with substitutes, their level is still different by more than one grade. Fortunately, these five substitutes are from Dongda. To save face, they let Zhaocai Jinbao team score two goals. After the first quarter, the score turned into 35: Zhaocai Jinbao 7.
"How did you do that?" Monitor adults with a group of girls to cheer, just came in, a look at the score, feel thunder rolling.
Did Zhu Dachang lose his pants?
At first?
However, it took her only two minutes to get the whole process right.
She went up, slapped Zhu Da's palm fan to one side, snatched the tactical board, stood on the stool, and yelled: "you scum, listen to me. Now, I officially take over as the coach. From this second on, if anyone doesn't listen to me, I will let you feel the coldest punishment in the world! If you are still men and haven't become eunuchs, please stand up straight. Don't be like a bereaved dog! If anyone wants to be a dog, get down and climb out of the gym! "
Tang Zhiyuan looked up in amazement.
He looked up at the monitor who was only a little higher than himself on the stool. His eyes seemed to see the dawn goddess coming!
"I know the power gap between you and the enemy, but that's not the reason! A man can be killed, not laughed to death! If you think you're not a man, but a woman, go away... Is there anyone willing to fight like a man? Stand up and tell me that you are a man who would rather die than surrender. You are not a coward who cries like a fool when being bullied The monitor growled. She slapped the heads of several big men in front of her with her tactical board. The angry flame was driven by her and ignited these insensitive guys in an instant.
"That's right. I'm a man. I'll never give up fighting!" Tang Zhiyuan jumped up and smashed the towel on his head: "tell me what to do, even if I die, I will fight to the end!"
"It's time for you to play. Time out." The referee came to urge.
"Lin Dong!" The monitor gave a gentle rebuke.
"Your honor." Lin Dong laughed, straightened up in full view of the public, and looked at her: "I'm ready, waiting at any time!"
"Good." When the monitor saw his cooperation, he nodded with satisfaction: "let's give the ball to you first, try to play on both sides, and the success rate is the highest. Now it's too late to set up tactics. We have to wait for the next pause. Can you guarantee to complete the task? "
"You have to remember a word." Lin Dong made a loud finger: "under your wise leadership, monitor, I will be invincible!"
This little apple fart made the monitor almost not float.
Her pink fist was a smash.
Command: "go, fight like a man, and bring me back the victory!"
The other side saw the farce of the recruiting team. They changed the commander and talked about it. The opposite group almost didn't laugh. It is said that Zhu Dachang is more amusing than this woman. Is Dongshan university a university specializing in how to amuse? I was beaten by us just now, but now I say I want to win. I never dream about it!
In their opinion, it's boring to come here to abuse food.
There is no regular basketball player here.
incorrect!
Even if there is, it's on its own side!
Anyway, the substitute can easily deal with them, just rest off the court!
"Five thousand yuan substitute, ha ha ha, why don't you come to our side, our water dispenser patron saint has ten thousand yuan." The backup guard is a member of the Dongda basketball team. Naturally, he knows Lin Dong, who is "hated when people see him". While mocking him, he keeps close to Lin Dong and wants to make some small moves secretly to show Lin Dong some color.
"Leave them alone, catch the ball." Tang Zhiyuan passed the ball quickly and ran quickly, but he couldn't get rid of the defensive player.
"Lin Dong, can you dribble? Shall I teach you? " The backup guard while talking to attract Lin Dong's attention, while suddenly start, want to steal Lin Dong's basketball.
"..." Lin Dong dribbled behind his back and easily passed the reckless guy.
He is very fast.
When you rush into the three second area and meet the other two defensive players, you jump up high, and at the same time, you raise the basketball high, with the other hand on the back of your head. When you rise to the top, you can't stop it. Boom! Two tall defensive players fell down in a mess, but Lin Dong was like the God of war, hanging on the basket with one arm.
When he jumps down, catches the ball and throws it to the backup guard, he says, "do you think I can dribble?"
WOW!
The people watching the game are only now reacting.
The whole stadium was just like being ignited by flames, and it was boiling all of a sudden. Countless people could not help standing away from their seats. The boys were shocked and shocked, while the girls were conquered by the aggressive side leak dunk. They cheered wildly, as if they were in a moment of collective high tide. Thousands of screams, together, rang out in the basketball hall, and the noise was endless: "ah, ah, ah, ah..."