The first person to go to Mexico was Prince Hussein.
no way out.
They are rich and willful.
With a large group of bodyguards, the little prince Hussein flew his private plane directly to Mexico City, the capital of Mexico. Because it's tourism, the country of rice can't control its brutality. On the contrary, there are a lot of media behind the eye of God, who say they are a little worried about the intelligence of little prince Hussein and whether they can figure out what Maya civilization is.
"He probably didn't want to buy the Mayan ruins of Yucatan with money, did he?" The host of the talk show was merciless when he satirized the local tyrant prince.
"Hurry up and give the little prince a children's Enlightenment book, or what if he makes a joke?"
"Personally, the little prince should not be able to distinguish between Maya civilization and Inca civilization!"
Many netizens are following suit.
The little prince Hussein's counterattack was: "at least, like some ancestors who call themselves civilized people, I will not go to other people's homes to kill people and set fire. In order to plunder money, I have killed tens of millions of people with various diseases and firecrackers, completely annihilating other people's races and even the whole civilization. Most of the wealth enjoyed by these civilized people are bloody heritages, and these fat civilized people, while posing as the elite of the upper class, smile at the bones of other people's homes with cold and heartless eyes. In their teeth, in fact, I do not know how many of the true masters of America are wailing
Although most of these words were thought up by the little prince's think tank, when the little prince Hussein said this, especially on the Internet, the camels and rabbits clapped their thighs with excitement.
It's awesome!
Like the netizens in rice country, countless camels and rabbits are cheering behind.
In China, the number of fans of Prince Hussein's Weibo has soared, and the growth rate is comparable to that of DeYiShuangXin.
"Ignorance, is the executioner who killed the Mayan civilization from the country of rice? That was the matador of the year, the colonial aggressor, OK There are also nets that wash land for the free and democratic rice country, as if the rice country had never killed tens of millions of Native Americans.
At first, the netizens didn't attract people's attention. After all, they saw too much.
If you don't wash the floor, that's strange.
However, the netizens were so happy that they were a little overjoyed and said that the only country that can uphold justice for the world and maintain world peace is rice country.
Now ordinary passers-by can't see it. NIMA, aren't you afraid of nausea when you say this?
I don't want to talk about the Mayflower. The great father of Washington said that he could use human skin to make beautiful Gaotong shoes. I don't want to talk about robbing one third of Mexico's territory. As for killing the lamp and hanging the stupid big wood, it's still in the eye. Is it really so just? Why do you want other people's oil? Pull the lamp can be a terrorist, but who trained him? Rice country! Do you have weapons of mass destruction? How many years have you hanged people with this as an excuse? Why haven't you found it?
There's another cazafei. This comrade is the most miserable. He just wants to set up a bank in Africa, so that the black corn people can have a place to save money in the future, and no longer need to put their own money into other people's wallets.
What happened?
It's exploded!
This kind of thing we do not openly say, pretend to be a civilized person, can, no problem.
Jungle law of the jungle, everyone knows that. It's a big country or a big country. Which one is not clean, and it can be played happily together. But you insist that you are just trying to uphold world peace and uphold justice for all mankind. Let's not let others make complaints about it. It seems a little funny. Is it true that other people's IQ is all below their feet?
Prince Hussein succeeded in taking away part of the hatred, but for Lin Dong, it was not enough.
All netizens set fire to one person.
Even the prince of local tyrant is easy to be ignored.
Therefore, Lin Dong decided to do something, such as reveal a little bit of gossip, and said that he would like to visit Mexico. If there is any research findings, he would consider sharing the results with friends who are helpful to him.
"I've decided to go to Mexico tomorrow!" Griffins are the first to jump out.
"Mr. Griffin, why did you choose to go to Mexico at this time?" The reporters were excited to hear that they wanted such a heroic person!
"It's said that Mexico is a very interesting place. I've wanted to travel there for a long time. Yes, it's a plan I had a long time ago." Even the deaf can hear the Griffin's lies, but it doesn't matter, as long as there is an excuse.
"Does Mr. Griffin like Maya culture, too?" The reporter of rice country doubted whether the head of the goods knew what hieroglyphics were.
"No, I'm interested in the sunshine, the beach and the beautiful women there." The Griffin didn't give him the chance to question.
The Griffin just jumped out.
Someone immediately followed. This man was not Ivan of the Maoxiong Kingdom, but Fox of Britain, an ally of the rice kingdom.
The fox girl said that she had something to go to Mexico.
What a coincidence?
Make complaints about rice country, "miss Fawkes, can you tell me about your schedule?"
"I first went to Mexico's largest city. I'm interested in this city with an altitude of more than 2000 meters. Of course, it's mainly for business! If time permits, I will take a few days off to walk around and enjoy the scenery of the mural capital and the civilization left over by the Aztec empire. " Fox has a charming smile.
"Miss Fox, are you sure you don't want to see the Mayan civilization, but the Aztec culture?" Reporters asked.
"Why do I have to watch Mayan civilization?" Fox was puzzled.
Why don't you go to Mexico?
And then again.
Even if you don't watch it, you're going to find Mr. wood. Otherwise, how could you happen to be on a business trip at such a time?
Unlike fox in Britain, big Ivan of the country of the bear bluntly announced, "we're leaving tomorrow for Mexico. Travel? I'm not traveling or on business. Yes, I'm going to see the Mayan ruins! This matter has nothing to do with Mr. wood. Of course, if someone wants to stop Mr. wood from starting, I don't mind taking out my fist and telling some villains that freedom is not empty talk. Others have the right to do what they want. For example, I can go wherever I want! "
You think you are Mondo. You can go wherever you want!
But for the bear's spleen.
Everyone is used to it.
If you can talk well, it's not a hairy bear, it's probably a cute panda
More and more people announced that they would go to Mexico. In most European countries, some people announced that they would go there. Later, it seemed that they would fall behind if they did not go to Mexico to see the ruins of the Mayan civilization.
"In view of regional security issues, we will always pay attention to the situation and the development of events in the Americas, not just ourselves. We will be prepared to use certain measures to strengthen control over some areas and ensure the stability of the Americas. Because of the active forces of the Mexican Mafia, we will send a special force to the border to help other countries maintain law and order. " As soon as the White House spokesman of the rice kingdom came to power, he announced this amazing news.
Everyone knows that the United States attaches great importance to the back garden of Mexico.
But no one can think of it.
The rice country should be so tough and directly send out troops.
And this excuse for sending troops is wonderful enough, moxie. Haha, isn't it the product of your secretly funding and encouraging development? But forget it, it's not the first time, and it will never be the last time, to send troops to assist other countries in public security.
"Mr. wood, you see the attitude of rice country. Will you still insist on going to Mexico?" Good news reporter came to interview Lin Dong again.
"The country of rice is attacking the Mexican Gang, which has nothing to do with me!" Lin Dong laughed it off.
"Are you worried about being shot by some unknown people over there?" The reporter asked again.
"If so, you are a prophet." Lin Dong is happy.
"Mr. wood, will you take measures to prevent the coming attack? Will it turn to the government of Mexico? How many soldiers will you take with you? How long will you stay there, please? " The reporters were in hot pursuit, and the questions came like a barrage.
"I'm going alone, and I don't worry about the security. Because I'm not a gangster and I don't have any grudges with others, I don't have to worry about people attacking me, an ordinary college student. As for the length of stay, I'm not sure for the moment. If I gain a lot there, I may stay a little longer. It depends on the situation. I don't know what I will face next. Maybe it's the shooting predicted by you. It's also a very warm welcome. Who knows! " Lin Dong went directly to the airport. He said that he would share the harvest of his trip with you when he came back.
Lin Dong went alone without a gene soldier.
It's unexpected.
Many netizens, on the Internet, clamor that this stupid piece of wood is dead, saying that the Mexican black gang cut him into more than ten pieces and sent them back separately.
Make complaints about the extent of the problem of the security of the brother, and even what people in their own country are talking about. In particular, the border areas have become lawless. All this is the result of the Mafia, and it is the rice country that has turned a blind eye to it and even secretly subsidized it that provides the soil for their survival.
Rice country does not need its own back garden to be stable and peaceful, let alone prosperous and strong.
contrary.
What rice country wants is chaos.
The more chaotic a country is, the better it can control it, and the more it can use economic means to coerce and manipulate it.
"Mr. wood is undoubtedly a smart man, but, I must say, he did a very stupid thing this time! I think he may be too superstitious about his own strength. When it comes to combat effectiveness, Mr. wood is a strong man, which is beyond doubt! But he has to face countless gangsters and an army. My God, do you expect these people to reason with you? In the rain of modern hot weapons, no one can survive! Unless Mr. wood is superman or alien in the movie, I don't think he will be safe this time! " Lin Dong's trip, even the host of rice country, also felt very dangerous.