"Wenhuite would like to remind you that this ordinary member's comments are not necessarily professional. They only represent his personal views, not our stand!" Wen Hui solemnly gave everyone a preventive injection in advance. When she heard the audience laugh, they fell back and forth, tears splashed.
Next.
Lin Dong appears in the picture.
The first thing he said was, "mosaic me, too!"
As a result, his request was rejected by Wen Hui: "professionals only play mosaic, you are not!"
"I also have the right of privacy, OK?" Lin Dong looks a little aggrieved. It's so sad that you treat me like this.
"Well, I'll give you a call!" Wen Hui nodded compromise.
Then Lin Dong showed his name on the screen and marked it with an optional mosaic.
This is the treatment of non professionals!
The audience took a look.
Laughing.
You are the crosstalk actors delayed by the host and the cork family! Let's make a serious comment on the mega mecha. What's the matter with the whole joke? If you do this, can we still read the comments well? How serious are you?
"Poof, I thought I could stand up and watch TV. Unexpectedly, I knelt down again!"
"You'll have to pay for your life if you laugh to death!"
"Isn't that the knee? Take it if you want! "
"You are too young to learn. I didn't think of standing up at all. The original kneeling posture is still. It's easy to worry and work!"
"Wood is very funny. I know it. After all, there is no normal person in the dormitory he used to live in. It's reasonable for him to be infected. In addition, he used to show his anger in public. But when my sister Hui was so funny, I really don't know! Ah... Sister Hui, I really want one! "
"The screen is dirty. No, I have to lick it!"
"Can you stop? I hate you guys. Young people don't study hard and work hard. They don't pursue stars all day long! Shouldn't the pursuit of stars be done by those of us who have the means and leisure time to retire and do nothing? "
"Sir, the turning is too fast. Please leave a steering wheel for us young people!"
"Give me a pair of kneecaps!"
"Steady!"
"Old driver, take me!"
After the mosaic, Lin Dong can finally feel at ease to comment.
Of course, he obviously didn't know that what he put on the mosaic was just his name on the screen, and the mosaic was so thin that it could be called a work of conscience. If the housemen looked at the cavalry and played the mosaic with such conscience, it would certainly move people to tears!
"After the mosaic, make sure you don't recognize me?" Lin Dong suddenly asked again.
"You want to trust our technicians!" Wen Hui nodded seriously.
"Then I can rest assured to comment on it!" Lin Dong is very happy.
"Poof!"
"Poor wood!"
"This story tells us that we must not believe mosaic!"
"I can't help seeing the cautious expression of wood. It's really funny!"
"Sister Hui's prudence is the biggest highlight, OK?"
"Yes, I almost believe it!"
"That's enough!"
"I don't laugh, I want to watch TV reviews, I don't laugh, I don't laugh, poof..."
"I think it might be true about the big mecha! Because, what? Professionals say it's fake? Just now they said the mainframe was fake? Ah, this, then it may be false, yes, it is false! " Lin Dong was full of serious comments, and then when Wen Hui said that the professionals in front of him judged that the large mecha was fake, he was immediately confused. Finally, he quickly changed his view!
"What's your position?"
"Are you the monkey's Toby?"
"Ha ha, can you comment on it? I always thought it was a serious topic
"I'll give you 100 likes for this comment!"
"Same praise!"
"Then why do you think the megamecha in the video is fake? I know you are very unprofessional, but I want to know how to judge it from your point of view? Don't you think it's real? It has good mobile performance, powerful firepower, and high hit rate. All of these show that it is more like a large-scale mecha representing the latest scientific and technological strength! " Wen Hui began to ask her questions.
"Yes! I think it's a great test, too! " Lin Dong nodded.
"Then why do you think this thing is fake?" Wen Hui asked.
"Fake... Well, isn't it true that professionals have proved it fake? I don't know why, but I'm sure it's fake! " Lin Dong made a serious explanation.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"This is the most reasonable explanation I've ever seen in my life!"
"There's no better explanation than that!"
"Did you find that the wood, which had prepared a lot of manuscripts and was ready for a grand review, was taken into the ditch by sister Hui! Just now, before she started commenting, sister Hui said that professionals had demonstrated that the large mecha was fake. At that time, wood's expression was very desperate! "
"I feel the despair of wood as well!"
"Poor wood!"
"I think that wood's muddled expression is so cute that it's bleeding!"
"Ding Dong, you have successfully collected a fragment of wood's expression!"
"Wait a minute, the video is coming out, you have to brush it 100 times!"
"Same brush, same brush!"
"Since you think it's fake, what's your opinion on this big mecha that looks real but is fake?" Wen Hui asked again.
"Opinion... I think it's too fake, just like the real one! Anyway, I can't see any flaws. Yes, I'm not a professional! But it must be false, we should believe the judgment of professionals, my view is an illusion! Is it true or false? You don't mean to take me into the ditch, do you? It's confirmed that it's fake, isn't it? Are you absolutely sure? 100% sure, right? Well, it's a fake. Although it looks real, it's still a fake! My point of view, my point of view, is that this thing is so confusing that I almost fell for it! " Lin Dong said, but also to Wen Hui seriously verify once, finally get the answer is really false, just completely give up.
"The wood is so pitiful. Wuwu, sister Hui is so cruel. She took our wood into the ditch and asked desperately!"
"I just want to know what wood feels like now!"
"The heart must be broken, needless to say!"
"Ha ha!"
"There's a question. After the interview, will Huijie be beaten into P shares by the wood who gets angry?"
"Huijie is fighting for the audience!"
"One thing a day is still out of audience?"
"To be exact, sister Hui is to give us a huge welfare for the audience. It's hard to see the wood being rinsed like this. It's so happy!"
"I love my husband!"
"I suddenly feel that wood is actually a human. Everyone misunderstands him. If he is an alien, he will jump up and shoot around with a laser gun, right?"
"I think wood is human, so it's impossible that aliens don't know what mecha is!"
"Sure enough, it's like a mountain across the road!"
"On the first day in the world, gene scientists have also been dominated by large-scale mecha. I'll ask you if you're afraid!"
"The big mecha in the video is fake, so what do you think of this thing coming from outside? What's the use of this fake thing? A thing can't be made meaninglessly, right? If what we see is fake, is there a real mainframe? " Wen Hui threw away several questions one after another.
"Really, I'm afraid it won't be true! Professionals say no, that is definitely no! As for my opinion, it's too hateful. I thought it was true when I saw the launch of the large mecha. I really want to have one! Which thought it was fake, I guess someone must know that I like mecha, deliberately make this thing to cheat my feelings! No, I mean they may be using this to mislead us! Since it's fake, there's nothing to say. If I knew it was fake, I won't come either! No, I don't want to come to your show. I mean I don't have to be happy if I'm a fake mecha. I wanted to try to imitate one, but I didn't expect it to be a fake... "Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, looking like I was wrong.
"The wood was cheated by people's feelings. It's really a pleasant thing to see and hear. Congratulations!"
"Congratulations
"Congratulations + 1"
"Congratulations + 2"
"Just now you said to imitate a mecha? Have you always had such a plan? " Wen Hui suddenly pays attention to a detail.
"No, I'm bored. No, I had an idea after work. I just saw the large mecha in the video, so I thought maybe I could have an interview here! But since it's fake, I think it's better to forget it. It happens that I'm not a professional in this field. I'd better spend more time in other places! " Lin Dong waved his hand quickly.
"Although it's fake, do you think with our power, can we copy and restore a large mecha similar to that in the video?" Wen Hui looks at Lin Dong.
"We can't build a real mecha, can we make a fake one? I think we can. Maybe the experts are from the people. We ordinary people can make them without the power of the regular army! " Lin Dong said he believed that the experts were in the folk.
"Even if it's made, it won't move, will it?" Wen Hui has some doubts.
"Put more batteries in it, don't use the cab, put batteries in all the space saved, and then install more engines... Are you sure the mecha in the video is fake? You really don't lie to me? You seriously answer me once, OK, OK, I know, I'm back... What else can I talk about? Look at a fake mecha, my heart is very desperate! What I want is true mecha, false sincerity, nothing to say! Let's go back and ask the monitor if we can transfer a sum of money to do this project. Let's have a try and see if we can make a real mecha... "Lin Dong said with both hands that he had nothing to say.
"Do you think the monitor will agree with you to take a sum of money out of the water?" Wen Hui asked with a smile.
"I guess it's terrible... Ah, I don't have much private money. Forget it, I'll go back!" Lin Dong said that at the end, he left in frustration.
"The above is a general member of the non professional comments, we, especially children, do not imitate!" Wen Hui gave Lin Dong a critical hit at the end of the program.
The audience in front of the screen was rolling with laughter.
This review.
It's really unprofessional!
However, we really want to see such unprofessional comments every day!
Especially for the expression inside the wood, it's no problem to make up a full expression bag, and it can be divided into several kinds of expressions.
For example, this one: also give me a mosaic! Are you sure you don't recognize me? So I can feel free to comment!