"Ji Ge, have you gained weight recently? Why does your face look so fleshy?" On weekends, everyone gathered at Mu Sixiu's house, eating barbecue, drinking wine, and looking at the child They were playing at the side, and from time to time Xiao Mumu and Duan Siyue would fall, and the two older children would go to help them.

It is basically useless for the nanny to follow the two little things. They only need the help of their older brothers and sisters, and they don’t need a nanny. Seeing the two older children running happily, the two little ones are running behind, so it’s only a matter of time. When I was a little older, I had to walk by myself. Those staggering steps made people tremble with fear.

"I also feel that the clothes I wear are a little tight recently. How old are you, are you going to lose your body?" Ji Ge touched his waist, and there was indeed a lot of flesh.

"What are you afraid of? It's good to be fatter. I like your husband." Mu Sixiu, Yue Zhiheng, Yue Zhihua, and Mu Wenhao were drinking and heard some women's words, so he turned around and said something.

"That's right, it's better for a woman to be fatter, and she looks pretty, but she's too thin and looks very old." Yue Zhihua also came over, Li Li's body was getting heavier and heavier, and she was going to give birth next month. up.

At this time, Li Li has a round and round face. She used to have a melon-seeded face, but now she has been stretched into a round face.

"We all agree that women are beautiful when they are fat. Don't lose weight. If you lose weight, you won't look good." The four men who had been drinking silently over there all came together when they heard what the women said. It is not fun to separate , I feel more present when I am with my wives.

"Go, go, go, the four of you go aside, we women have something to say, what are you eavesdropping on!" Lu Yaqin pushed Mu Wenhao who was hugging her shoulder.

"We didn't eavesdrop. You speak so loudly, why should we eavesdrop? Come on, let's chat together." Mu Wenhao hugged Lu Yaqin cheekily.

"It's already here, why don't you invite us to sit down?" Several men came over and stood behind the woman. It seemed that they didn't intend to leave, and they all held back.

"Sit down, it's not that there is no bench. It's still hypocritical." Li Li also pointed to the chair beside her, and Yue Zhihua sat down, and several men sat beside her wife.

Now there was originally a table for four people, but it became a table for eight people. Fortunately, the table is big, or it really couldn't be crowded.

Then around the issue of obesity, everyone started arguing, men consciously became one faction, and women became another faction.

It is okay for women to be a little fat, but it is not good to be too fat.

The man retorted that let nature take its course and don't deliberately reduce it, but soon the man stopped insisting on his opinion, and if he persisted, he would be driven away, so they brought the topic to the child.

"Look, sister-in-law's face is smooth and her skin is tender and tender. Guess, is sister-in-law pregnant with a boy or a girl?" Duan Lian pointed at Li Li's big belly.

"Why don't we make a bet. I'll buy my daughter. My brother is crazy about her. I think he will get what he wants." Mu Wenhao took out a hundred yuan.

"Okay, I'll buy a son, I feel like a son." Yue Zhiheng also took out a hundred yuan and put it on the table.

"I bought my daughter myself, just like Wen Hao said, I just like my daughter." Yue Zhihua also took out a hundred dollars.

"Then I can only buy

My son is gone, otherwise Yue Zhiheng is too lonely alone, I will balance it with him. Mu Sixiu also took out a hundred yuan.

"Aren't you big men idle and bored? It's a gamble." Ji Ge sneered at the group of idle men while eating barbecue.

"Don't worry about them, they just do it. By the way, Ji Ge, when are you going to have a second child? You won't let Xiao Xiao support the sky alone, right?" Li Li teased Ji Ge with Duan Lian and Lu Yaqin.

"Let's go with the flow, what should come will always come, and I didn't stop it, but I haven't conceived yet." Since the last time Mu Sixiu, Ji Xiaoxiao has unanimously agreed to let Ji Ge have another one, although Ji Ge said He said no, but in actual actions, he let it go, but he didn't know why, and he wasn't pregnant yet.

"It should be soon, look how good Sixiu's health is, my godson Ji Xiaoxiao won the bid in one go, hahahaha" What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Friends are for betrayal, and now Ji Ge has been mercilessly betrayed by Duan Lian.

"Duan Lian, you don't seem to have the moon, you still have the nerve to call me!" Ji Ge also sold Duan Lian mercilessly.

The two attacked each other happily, which made Li Li and Lu Yaqin laugh out loud.

"You are really capable. It took me more than ten years to conceive, but now that I have the first one, I have the confidence to have another one." Li Li is no less inferior. Although she is a little older than them, she has a second child The heart of the fetus is very firm.

"Did you hear that? They are praising us. We won the bid with our wife in one go. We are in excellent health." Mu Sixiu and Yue Zhiheng clinked glasses again and drained the red wine in their hands.

"Forget it, let the two of them chatter, let's have a toast too, although we didn't win the bid once, we still have a child, come on, cheers!" Yue Zhihua despised Mu Sixiu and Yue Zhiheng, he turned to Mu Wenhao He raised his glass.

"Come on, let's have a drink for our children." Mu Wenhao also raised his glass.

"Hey, Ji Ge, do you know a man who looks very similar to you?" Duan Lian drank his juice when he was full, and suddenly remembered the man he had met three times.

"Like me? I don't know, but there must be someone who looks like me, and he's a man, how motherly must he be?" Ji Ge thought for a while, and there was no one he knew who looked like him.

"No mother, she's still very masculine, but her eyebrows and eyes are very similar to yours. If you don't believe me, ask sister-in-law." Duan Lian was afraid that Ji Ge would not believe her, so she pulled Li Li in.

"Yes, it's really similar. I've seen that person before, so I took a few more glances. The young man looks very energetic. Duan Lian has met him several times, and he said that he is a painter and an artist." Li Li also thought of that person.

"Are you talking about a handsome guy with a height of 1.8 meters and a little long hair?" Lu Yaqin also came over.

"You've seen it too?" Duan Lian and Li Li both looked at her.

"Yeah. At that time, I thought I had seen this young man before. He looked so good-looking. Later, I thought that he might look like a celebrity, so I didn't take it to heart. When you said that, I remembered it again."

"Why have you met all three of them, but I haven't? I said I wanted to meet you. You're still handsome. Is my Mu Sixiu handsome?" Ji Ge looked at the appearance of the three of them and thought I'm playing with myself

laugh.

"What are you women talking about? What handsome guy? There are handsome guys outside the range of the four of us that interest you?" Several men couldn't listen anymore, and the three women kept praising one for being masculine. , and handsome, listening to my heart is sour.

"I'm not as handsome as you, but I'm just a little more handsome than the others, don't be jealous." Seeing the four faces approaching, several women hurriedly explained.

"But it's much younger than you guys." So much to die for, the women made up their minds again.

"What?" The men were unhappy again.

"However, I'm not as attractive as you guys." Looking at the men with childlike personalities, the women were extremely happy. They didn't expect that teasing their husbands is something that makes people happy and enjoyable.

"Go back to kneel on the washboard at night!" After being teased by a few women, the men put on a straight face.

"No, they should be made to kneel on the keyboard!" Mu Sixiu suggested.

"No, they should kneel down on the scale, and kneel down to give their own weight!" Mu Wenhao suggested.

"Kneeling on the keyboard and typing out my husband with my knees, I was wrong!" Yue Zhiheng also said.

"Kneeling on the scale has to weigh the whole family." Yue Zhihua also came to join in the fun.

A few happy people who were talking suddenly felt cold behind them. When everyone looked back, they saw the smiling wives.

An ominous premonition hovered among the men.

"It's a good idea. I'll go home in a while. Everyone, just follow your own suggestion. We'll be in charge of monitoring you." Several women folded their hands on their chests and looked at the men coldly.

The men who were talking loudly just now all silenced, looked at each other, and then began to pretend to be confused.

"What were we doing just now?"

"We're telling fairy tales, to us all."

"Honey, we're just telling a story, don't you all take it seriously?" Several men started laughing.

"Storytelling, you guys really have a lot of leisure time, then we are all here, you continue to tell the story just now, let's all listen to it and see what kind of ending it will be." Several men looked at each other, racking their brains to figure out how to make it happen The "story" just now.

"The story just now is about to come to an end. When Mu Sixiu and the others were having a heated discussion, the rooster crowed and the dawn dawned, and everyone woke up!" Mu Sixiu finally told the "story" After we made it up, he ran behind Ji Ge and gave Ji Ge a massage.

Several other men followed suit and started massaging the women, "Honey, do you think we are stupid, we can't even make up a story, can you guide us?"

Seeing the obsequious looks of the men, the women wanted to laugh, but they couldn't laugh, and their faces were a little distorted.

"Our guidance is, since you don't know how to make it up, just do it yourself. After a while, the four of us will go to play cards, and you can follow the routine you designed. Pay attention, the time is one hour , It can’t be too long, it’s too long and no one will pour tea for us.”

After the few women finished talking, they went to play cards hand in hand with their stomachs full of food, and the remaining men looked at each other speechlessly. Hey, they shouldn't just have a good time just now!