Han Xiaoye with Fu Xiaomao downstairs, Aunt Liu saw, strange, "young master, Xiaoye, so late, where are you going?"
Fu Xiaomao complacent, small chin up, "Mommy will take me to find Daddy!"
Han Xiaoye embarrassed good explanation, "kitten has been making refused to sleep, no way, had to take him out."
Although Aunt Liu didn't agree with Han Xiaoye taking Fu Xiaomao out so late, she still said, "I'll call Lao Wang for you. I don't mind if you two go out. "
"Good."
Han Xiaoye is not at ease.
It's OK for her to go out alone at ordinary times. Now with Fu Xiaomao, she should be more careful.
Lao Wang, the driver, came soon.
Han Xiaoye took Fu Xiaomao to the car and hesitated, "Uncle Wang, go to the company."
"All right
When the car started, Fu Xiaomao, sitting next to him with his small schoolbag, pulled Han Xiaoye's clothes and asked naively, "Mommy, do you have anything left in the company?"
"No
"Then why go to the company? Aren't we looking for daddy?" Fu Xiaomao pointed to the map on his mobile phone, on which there was a little dot flashing all the time, "Daddy is here."
Han Xiaoye fixed his eyes and said, "kitten, what's this?"
Fu Xiaomao Xiaodan Feng eyes naturally a squint, "position tracker ah."
"You... Where did you get this? Also, how can you locate your daddy? " Han Xiaoye's mouth is wide open.
"Because I quietly installed tracking software on daddy's mobile phone, and then linked to the software installed on my mobile phone, I could find daddy's specific location." Fu Xiaomao was so simple that you didn't even know it. She took her cell phone and explained patiently, "Mommy, you see, this point is where daddy is now. Oh, he's on Chang'an Street. The direction of the company is just opposite to that of Chang'an Street. If you want to go to the company, if you can't find your father, you will only go for nothing. "
Emma, whose son is this! Such a genius! Really good?
"... does your daddy know that you installed software in his mobile phone?"
"He must not know!" Fu Xiaomao thinks that her mother is really stupid for three years. She was not so stupid before. How can she be so stupid now?
Fu Zhiyan is so ferocious. If you know, can you let him follow him? Tieding confiscates his mobile phone and even punishes him for copying rare characters a hundred times.
Han Xiaoye took his mobile phone and looked over and over again. He didn't see any difference with his mobile phone. It's just more software than she's ever seen. She casually pointed to a little yellow chicken like icon and asked, "kitten, what's this?"
"Well, it's for climbing over the wall."
"Over the wall?"
"Some countries have installed safe power grids, and there is no way to use the networks of those countries without this software. With this, you can communicate with people in those countries at will. "
Most of the countries installed with safety grid are pirates or war-torn countries. Fu Xiaomao cleverly concealed this.
Mommy is so stupid now. I told her, what if she was cheated by Fu Zhiyan?
Other people think that his software is just a common chat software.
"And this one?" Han Xiaoye pointed to a bear big pattern software.
virus
red
"And this one?"
"This..." Fu Xiaomao blushed.
Han Xiaoye immediately asked him, "what is this?"
"Well..." Fu kitten prevaricated. For the first time, there was a trace of unnaturalness on her always naughty face. "Oh, Mommy, I don't want to say it."
Han Xiaoye's curiosity was lifted to the top by him. His eyes blinked and he pretended, "is that right? Forget it. My kitten has grown up and has secrets. "
In a low mood, she put her cell phone into Fu Xiaomao's hand.
Fu Xiaomao looked at her in disgust.
Mommy's acting skills are so bad, so fake! Forget it, no matter how stupid it is, it's my own Mommy. If I don't spoil it, who will spoil it?
Although Fu Xiaomao was embarrassed, she said slowly, "it's aunt Ruirui."
"Ruirui?"
"Yes, it's the software made by kitten and aunt Ruirui. There are all kinds of photos of the little daughter-in-law from childhood to now, as well as the due date of delivery. Aunt Ruirui also said that when her daughter-in-law was born, she would write everything about her daughter-in-law in this software. Only aunt Ruirui and kitten could see it. This software also has chat function. When our daughter-in-law grows up, we will chat with this software. Don't crowd the Internet with those people
Han Xiaoye was shocked, and his chin was about to fall down. "Kitten, is the little daughter-in-law in Ruirui's stomach?"
"Yes."
Mommy is so stupid, he said so clearly, she even asked him who his daughter-in-law is.
Han Xiaoye's jaw is about to drop
I don't know what to say.
Fu Xiaomao is infatuated. He is infatuated at the age of 5! The object of puppy love is still a baby in the mother's stomach! She just can't get used to it!
"Kitten, are you sure you want to marry Ruirui's little sister in the future?"
"Sure, I like aunt Ruirui." Fu Xiaomao naturally thought again, "Mommy, don't worry. Even if I marry my daughter-in-law, I love you most."
Who let the law stipulate that close relatives can't get married within three generations? He wanted to get married with Mommy, but he couldn't.
I can't. He's going to stay with mommy forever. As for daughter-in-law, aunt Ruirui's is the best. Knowing the root and the bottom, the future mother-in-law likes herself. She doesn't need to go through the mother-in-law's pass. The father-in-law listens to aunt Ruirui for everything. Aunt Ruirui likes herself. Don't worry about him!
Han Xiaoye doesn't know that Fu Xiaomao has thought about the problem of his mother-in-law in the future. You should know that you can't be scared to death.
Is this a five-year-old? It's genius of genius! Not only IQ online, but also EQ online!
The point is that he thinks in exactly the same way as an adult.
man
Fu Xiaomao raised her chin and said, "that's my daughter-in-law. Who doesn't hurt?"
Han Xiaoye, "..."
The driver laughed and said, "yes, of course my daughter-in-law hurts. But young master, don't forget your mother when you have a daughter-in-law. "
"Cut, I won't! I'll be nice to my mom. If she's not nice to my mom, I'll divorce her right away! "