Bang!
Although the two security guards dodged in time, they still couldn't escape the car accident brewing on the 28th bar.
"I'm kidding, man, but you can even drive planes and tanks. The bike can fly without playing." Li Xiaofan bumped into one of the security guards steadily, and the wheel went between each other's legs.
"Ah!" the security guard made a terrible cry in the air, then fell from the air, wanted to stand up, and found that he couldn't move at all.
Li Xiaofan is happy. The pain of exploding birds is more violent than that of women giving birth to children. It's strange that they can bear it!
The security guard behind, seeing such a tragic scene, was glad that he had just escaped in time.
"Hey, be careful. I'm not good at driving. I'm going to reverse." Li Xiaofan said again.
Back up?
The security guard was sweating when he heard these two words. He lived for more than 20 years. For the first time, he heard that the 28 bars could reverse.
Before his brain could react, he saw Li Xiaofan's legs slamming on the post. The bike retreated rapidly and was hitting him.
With another bang, the security guard didn't survive. Even if he was knocked down, the key was that Li Xiaofan's right leg was Yin. There was a severe pain in his lower abdomen, and he immediately fell on the ground.
When they struggled to stand up, the 28 bars had long disappeared.
"This bastard is so hateful. It's obviously intentional."
"I can't spare him. I must let brother Huzi give me this bad breath. Ouch, I can't!"
Li Xiaofan hummed a tune and rode fast on the 28 bars. In Nanjiang, a coastal city with traffic congestion, he successfully surpassed Mercedes Benz, BMW, Rolls Royce and other luxury cars. Every time he successfully surpassed one, he would press the bell.
Of course, when he meets a beauty with hot pants and short skirts, he will look back and ask if he can take a ride.
"Neuropathy!" this is the answer Li Xiaofan gets most.
That way... Not to mention beating.
Li Xiaofan didn't care. He continued to entertain himself. This is life. It's much more interesting than monotonous training.
One fifty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds!
Li Xiaofan came to the gate of Yuying women's University. With the harsh sound of friction, the car stopped steadily, and a layer of skin was worn off his 30 yuan sports sole.
"Looking back to the two security guards for compensation, the car was hit by them, and there was really something wrong with the braking system." Li Xiaofan was glad that his legs were long, otherwise it was really difficult to brake.
Looking at the pure beauties coming and going, he couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva. As soon as he wanted to find a place to stop the car, he noticed a strong sense of crisis. Before he could turn around, the strong wind had hit.
Relying on his keen perception, Li Xiaofan directly grabbed the attacking elbow and quickly bent down. He raised his fist and hit the visitor's chest nest.
But... He stopped when he was ten centimeters away from the other party.
Li Xiaofan is definitely not dazzled, because the faint fragrance in the air determines that the other party is a woman.
He stopped, but the attacker didn't stop and hit his fist directly.
"Oh!" the woman seemed to be electrocuted and immediately separated.
Li Xiaofan stood up and looked carefully. He found that the man who attacked him was about 26 years old. He had big eyes, wavy curls and wore a security uniform, which perfectly outlined her figure.
Li Xiaofan has seen many beautiful women, but few have reached this level.
"What are you looking at, asshole?" your woman scolded angrily.
"I'm watching the man who attacked me. What kind of murder weapon is used." Li Xiaofan deliberately stressed the word murder weapon.
The woman's flame spewed out again, sweeping and kicking her legs one after another.
Li Xiaofan wanted to fight back, but when he saw the other party's badge, in addition to his name Zhou Yutong, there was also a title of security manager, so he dodged immediately.
He just came to report on the first day, but he didn't want to have a conflict with the leader, otherwise he would be wearing small shoes in the future.
However, Zhou Yutong obviously didn't mean to stop, but the attack became more and more fierce.
Pop!
He grabbed Zhou Yutong's ankle and explained, "manager Zhou, I'm the security guard who came to work."
"Security guards? Lie and don't look at the place. This is Yuying women's University. Security guards are all women. You, an obscene man, also want to come in?" Zhou Yutong said angrily.
"Cough, before I answer your question again, I want to correct it. How can a handsome man like me be linked with obscenity? Be careful I sue you for slander." what Li Xiaofan can't tolerate most is the wrong evaluation of his appearance by others!
"Hum, just now the saliva was about to flow out. Did you say it was not obscene?" Zhou Yutong made efforts again.
Li Xiaofan was so depressed that he muttered to himself whether there were normal people in Yuying group. The chairman was as cold as a mountain. The manager of the security department was so violent, arrogant and unreasonable.
Women in the world have evolved so fast?
"My appreciation of beautiful things has reached the level of obsession, which can be considered obscene," Li Xiaofan explained.
"Sophistry, see how I teach you." Zhou Yutong is still reluctant.
"I'm really here to be a security guard. If you don't believe it, you can call and ask." Li Xiaofan doesn't want to entangle anymore. In case a beautiful student sees himself and destroys the image of a gentleman, it's not worth it.
Zhou Yutong didn't mean to call at all. Who knows, when she wanted to continue, the walkie talkie rang around her waist, calling her.
"Yes, please." when Zhou Yutong answered, his eyes were still staring at Li Xiaofan for fear that he might run away.
"Manager Zhou, there is news from the personnel department that a man named Li Xiaofan will report to our security department," said the other end of the walkie talkie.
"Wrong?"
"It's true. I've confirmed it several times. It's said that it means above. Let's just do it."
Zhou Yutong's heart was filled with doubts, but he still focused on Li Xiaofan and scanned again.
"Manager Zhou, I'm Li Xiaofan, Hei hei." Li Xiaofan said with a smile.
He was just intoxicated with the sweet voice of the walkie talkie. He didn't know what kind of woman could deliver such moving sound quality until he felt Zhou Yutong's fierce eyes.