"What's the matter with lance? What happened? Say it, say it
"Wow, the smell of sitting melon, waiting for the big one."
"Holding a big melon in hand. JPG"
"it's time for lance to make a fool of himself! Max, don't play the game, say it
It may be that Fu Linchen usually has too much hatred in his circle of friends. At this moment, when he hears the gossip about him, his friends immediately jump out to respond.
Max forced himself to smile and type fast.
"You all know that? Some time ago, there was a post on the H forum, which took a picture of lance and a girl having a tryst under a tree
Leo: "who doesn't know? When lance had dinner last time, he clarified that the photo was an angle problem. Was that girl his sister? Is that what you want to say? "
Max: "well, of course not. What I want to say is that last week I met the girl in Lance's office. She's a freshman in primary school. Wow, she's so beautiful, but she's tender. She's just like an underage. Lance's dog is not a human..."
In an instant, the group was "yo ~ ~ ~ ~"!!! " "Trenching is so hot, it's so hot" and "congratulations on being a single dog for ten thousand years".
While everyone exclaimed, they did not forget to urge Max to speak in more detail.
The crowd's response was so enthusiastic that Max was even more excited. The fingers tapping on the screen had formed a remnant shadow because of too fast speed.
Max: "that day in the office, I saw lance call her little sister to the office. In the name of supervising her study, she secretly stayed in the same room for an afternoon and ordered yipinxuan's takeout. I just went there and wanted to have a bite to eat, but lance didn't let me go. He insisted on driving me away. He thought I was interrupting him in his love talk with his little girlfriend. "
Max: "didn't lance go home the day before yesterday? I went to substitute for him, and I happened to see my little sister again, so I called her over to ask. I think the little girl is thin skinned. If she really associates with lance, it's impossible that she doesn't show it at all, right? As a result, guess what little sister said? "
Leo: "Tut, why are you so wordy? What did your little sister say? If you don't say it again, I'll go to H University to find you a real PK. "
Max: "cough, what's the hurry? I'll tell you? The younger sister really regards lance as her elder brother. She says that lance is the elder brother of a family. She only cares about her because she is entrusted by her parents. She also says that it's unimaginable to associate with Lance. It's very scary! "
Max: "when I heard this, I was almost laughing. I didn't expect that the funnier was still behind me. I said I was Lance's good friend. Can I be your brother, too? She even nodded, nodded!!! What does that mean? It shows that in her heart, lance is really a pure big brother, just like me
Max: "Oh, my God, I know what happened to lance that day. What sister? It's clear that other people's younger sister didn't care about him at all. He couldn't help saying that Thinking that he was chased by so many blind girls all day long, but now he was planted in front of a little sister, and the other side turned a blind eye to his obvious kindness Ha ha ha, I want to laugh! "
Max: "I deserve it! Who let him hurt so many women's hearts? It's called retribution
As expected, the base friends had a "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" scene, and the scene was full of happy atmosphere.
However, at this time
Lance: "what? Is that funny? "