Chapter 58 - Installing Jarvis into the Bifrost

-- So I am still sick right now. I don't know if I am going to post this on the day that I write this as it's like 10 pm which is early for me, but I am dead tired, and my eyes won't stop trying to close. I hope you enjoy the chapter anyway but don't complain if it's like quality! --

"An explosion? How did you make it? Are you actually the god of explosions?" Thor asked, confused.

I was preparing to answer that with a smirk when I got interrupted. Or more like stopped in my tracks.

'Don't you dare say it. I had to work with that prick for years, and I will not have you go around spreading his beliefs! Art is not an explosion! Frankly, I stopped caring about art completely after having to listen to hours of Deidara and Sasori talk!' Kakuzu complained but in a threatening voice. The guy hated all mention of the people around him in the Akatsuki as he hated everyone except Itachi and Kisame. He told me that he killed 6 of his previous partners in the Akatsuki and the only reason he didn't kill Hidan was because he couldn't. But from what I have heard, it wasn't because of a lack of trying. In my last life, he had written a book by telling me what to write about. It was called 1001 ways to kill someone.

I still had nightmares about it. Who knew you could cut off someones d*ck and then choke them with it? And you don't even want to hear about the time Kakuzu thought it was a good idea to see what would happen if you cut open the Colon after stuffing Hidan with food. What Kakuzu described was very... vivid and gruesome. (Colon is where the poop is held. I think)

"Well no, I am not a god of explosions, but I have something called the explosion style. Whenever I do this hand sign *Does hand sign* and then touch someone with the tip of my middle finger a seal is placed on them. Depending on the amount of energy I put into it, the explosion will be bigger or smaller. I can also change the type of seal I use when I touch something. The types of seals I can make are a timed seal, a seal which activated under certain specified conditions which I specified beforehand and a harmless small explosion seal which is used to propel me forward. But I hardly use that one." I tell them with a smile. I didn't tell them the biggest weakness about me having to enter the specifications into a big master seal contract I had which usually took hours.

It might have been idiotic of me to tell them about my explosion style, but they had already seen it, and I usually use it to fight, so they were going to figure it out anyway. Might as well put on a show of trust and tell them how it works. And even if they knew how it works, they still had no idea about the workings of the seal and how to create one for themselves. They also couldn't use chakra as it was something only I had in this universe.

It was tricky getting it, but with Madaras help, it eventually happened. Since I didn't have a mother who I could leech chakra from I had to take it straight from Madara and Kurama who had the most amount and potency of chakra. I had to then with the help of Madara force it into my body through certain points which Itachi had apparently all memorized with his Sharingan along with Madara. I just simply kept cycling it through there while keeping a store of chakra in specific points where the Tenketsu were.

That's what I spent most of my childhood doing. That and proving to my parents that I was ready to skip a grade. Or 12.

"That's... Amazing! This can be used to boost yourself and attack your enemy!" Sif nodded, understanding the versatility and power behind what I came up with.

"Hehe, thanks," I replied sheepishly while I rubbed the back of my head.

"How big can you make the explosion?" The blonde ċȯċky looking one of the warriors three asked.

I thought about that. I didn't actually know! "Well, I am not quite sure. But if I were to test it out here, I am sure I would destroy this training ground so I will not do it on Asgard." I say pretending to be considerate. It was one thing telling them about my techniques working but another showing them exactly what the limits of it were.

-- At the Bifrost --

I stride forward, confidently toward where the Bifrost was currently being reconstructed.

A freshly recovered Heimdall was there supervising it. He turned around just in time to see me coming close probably having known I was headed here for a while now.

"Heimdall! How goes the rebuilding?" I ask in a friendly voice. The first time we met was fighting Loki, and I am not sure that was the best first meeting. But then again this was Asgard a place where a race of war hungering gods lived so he might just like me more because of my achievements on the battlefield.

Ignoring my cheerfulness and greeting Heimdall got straight to the point. "So you have come to help out again." He said more as a statement than a question. "I do not understand why my king would let a Midgardian help on this?" He asks this time giving me a questioning look obviously expecting an answer.

"Well, I am smarter than I look," I said with a smile. Heimdall kept his stone face though devoid of all emotion. He was still way below Itachi though. Itachi had managed to kill his entire family while keeping a stone face I would like to see Heimdall match that.

"I will be watching you." He told me. I didn't think much of it as because of my Kamui my hand would be transported to another dimension where I can tinker with it easily. Odin had given me permission to install the [defense system] which was actually just Jarvis into the Bifrost.

Even if Heimdall suspected me of doing something I wasn't supposed to he couldn't call me out on it as that is what his king wanted. In a way at least. I just told him a defense system that would notify him of whenever someone went through the Bifrost not exactly what it was. I suspect that he thought it was some sort of super-secret tech which I would not willingly reveal without compensation which he wasn't willing to offer, so he just left it alone. Just speculation but it was as good an explanation as any.

"Jarvis I am about to install you into the Bifrost. Get ready."